Banned for not trying the corner market

Banned for down on the corner, out in the street marketing

Banned for Creedence and  willy and the poor boys

Banned for CCR made good music for us old heads.

Banned for speak for yourself.... my head is 25 years younger than I am.

banned for putting a number on your age

Banned for not knowing age is timeless?

Banned for if I could save time in a bottle..... I'd wait until May 20 and have 63 birthdays all at once.

Hehe, that's two months of partying 😇

banned for having a birth date 2 days away from mine

Banned for was there first... you young whipper snapper, you.

banned for being there first, old man

Banned for not respecting your elders... myself in particular....you young upstart,you.

I hope that when you get to my age somebody call you old man.... and unlike me, that what little hair you have is grey and thinning even more.

Banned for soon a little pill will take care of all those furless woes. Or bionics...maybe

banned for not trusting genetics

Already gray but will (if my 102 year old grandpa is to figure in) have plenty of hair.

Banned for being grey well before yor time.... I'm 63 and my full head of hair is still my natural brown with only a hint of grey here and there.

banned for knocking my salt and pepper look

Banned for wearing condiments as fashion statements.... next you'll be doing a Lady Gaga and wearing steak shorts or something.

Banned for not knowing the difference between licketysplit and Splicketylick.

Banned for battling some of TV greatest villians - all of which happen to be angry Latino men!

banned for being angry

Banned for baanger.... that's anger where you clobber somebody.

banned for oddly combining words

Banned 'cause the IDIC has yet to sink in.

Banned for wanting to sink stuff.... the pond is full of enough crap already.

banned for Iron Bottom Sound