Banned for iron drawers [underwear].... how do you cope with the rust?

banned for not using lubricant 

Banned for mentioning a robot sex aid... tho I've heard Castrol GTX is a fave flav with many androids

banned for assumption of robots or sex

Baneed for supposing robots don't like to get their rocks.... er, bolts off with a consenting android that's lavished all over in salad dressing

banned for dressing it all up in robotics

Banned for picking on Robbie. I mean the robot.

Banned for hiding in the wings watching

Banned for winging it.

Banned for not trusting in a wing and a prayer.... but it's no use flapping your arms.... you can't fly.

Bannd 'cause yes I can. Just ask Anybody.

banned for anybody can see your fails

Banned for watching Uvah plummet from the sky.... and moving his safety net from the 'landing' site

banned for not liking practical jokes

Banned for how the fech is that practical.... and not replacing the net with a thimble.

Banned for moving the bucket with holes in it.

Banned for spending several hours trying to fill that bucket..... personally, I would have used a bigger hose.

banned for getting hosed

Banned for having a kink in your hose..... and missing the bowl.

banned for using a bowl

Banned for asking mother again if you could lick the bowl...  try flushing just like everyone else.

banned for not trying to be a child

Banned for burning bridges... but you can always swim back across.

Banned for everlasting goop.

Banned for rhyming words.