Banned for short stories.

Banned for vignettes. 

Banned for the writing on the wall.... now all we need is a heiroglyphics expert to decipher it.  

Banned for being allowed to write on walls.   sheesh

Banned for I'm old, but not that old..... doing grafitti on pyramid walls was a bit before my time.

Banned for time passages. Calligraphy, now that's writing. justsayin 

Banned for time is a figment of some dudes inability to see between the lines.

Banned for Time in a Bottle.... so who put the watch in there... and how do we get it out again?

Banned for watch is a funny name for a time piece.  Watching time fly by I guess... Dunno

Grandfather clock I get.  

Oh look at the time, gotta go. 

Banned because it's been a ludicrously long time since I banned anyone here, and because I can't believe this bloody thread is still going

Banned for being MIA for like an eternity, and banned for turning up without an absentee note from your mother...... oh, and do you have the coordinates for the rock you've been hiding under?

Yeah, we need to know where to send missiles if the jackhammers don't break it up.

Banned for wanting to blow up rocks what did the poor little fellas do to you?

Banned for he was watching Schwarzenegger movies this weekend.   

Banned for mass integrations into stuff.

Banned for Al Caprawn made the wreck nervous, though he swears he didn't do it on porpoise, despite having a whale of a time while waving a hammerhead around in its gerneral direction.... so no, I don't blame the wreck for wanting to clam up on the seabed, hoping that the foreskin divers just swam right on by.

Banned for fishing with baited breath.

  Banned for Scope is encouraged.  And not in a fishing capacity.   

Banned for photography reference... and where are the pics?

Banned for the microscope pics were lost in shipping.  

Banned for shipping with Ryat....  nude pics were bound to go missing on his watch.

Banned for space ponies...

Banned for galloping around the stars... do they have the Pony Express up there as well?

Banned for equine package pursuits. 

Banned for missing the Zoomba sighting.

Banned for not noticing a donkey slipped in under the radar... or the albino zebra, whose white and white stripes make her stand out in the crowd.