(sniff) Y'all are just tryin' to get me all teary-eyed so's I'd feel obligated to wish Arcilte "Happy Birthday."
Well, it won't work! Ah'm immune to yer half-trained mind-tricks, youngsters! In MY day, we brought Kit in to train the Sith by beatin' 'em about the head with a nine-day-ripe flounder! We didn't have fancy "remotes" for lightsaber trainin'; we used LIVE GRENADES! Cut it in half or DIE! That's the way it was, an' we LIKED it!
Of course, I have no objections to coming in here of my own free will and wishing the best to a valued old teammate. Happy birthday and congrats, Arcilte. The Jedi are once again becoming a solid force for good, and a respectable adversary in the Metaverse, due in large part to your stepping up to the plate. I salute you all. If I can find the ale keg that Monkson (Dooku) fell asleep in, I'll ask him to stop by as well for old times' sake...
P.S. Except for Yoda, Arcilte, I think you're the longest-in-service of all of the active Jedi. HEY, MIGHTY LITTLE GREEN GUY! You still need a senior council member, especially if you're going to keep taking these six-week pleasure cruises to Dagobah! HE'S STANDING RIGHT HERE!!!!!
Y'all are always welcome to stop by the SF thread anytime to plot strategies, boast of old battles, and do other reprehensible things worthy of galactic overlords. Be sure to bring a thick skin and a thirsty palate; I'll even buy the first round. Or, just drop me a line at
[email protected].
May the Force be with y'all.