Attention Jedi Republic!
The Galactic Interstellar Metrological Monitoring Endeavor (GIMME) have observed freak snow downfall in the northwestern hemisphere of Earth. To combat frigid temperatures and declining morale, emergency shipments of booze have been requested. Please take a brief moment from your busy succession activities to assemble all of your spare booze. Illegal alien pornography and delicacies would also be greatly appreciated.
Freighters will be arriving shortly to convey your generous donations to G.R.O... Earth! Thank you!