While trailing the great Imperial fleet on observation duty, Lord Orpon noticed a strange event. Besides the logical appearance of the great Star Destroyer (massively extended) and the reasonable presence of the academy support-corvette there was an unusual amount of darkly colored debris floating around in space. After several hours the explanation offered itself...
Minion: Sir! There's an incoming message from the frigate "Nasty, Evil, Mean and Downright Wicked" sir.
L O: What is it?
M: "Have collided with unidentified ship. Request immediate assistance." sir.
L O: Well, let's mosey on over and see what's going on then.
M: Aye aye sir.
Half a parsec later a scene of confusion appeared before the puzzled euros.
Two ships were floating in space, tangled with one another. One was the Nasty, Evil, Mean and Downright Wicked, painted a deep black, almost invisible against the backdrop of space. The other ship only appeared intermittently, apparently with a faulty stealth-device. As the euros approached a garbled chatter could be heard at the unknown ships frequency.
...Bloody hell! And those were fresh leaves too!!...
...eucalyptus-stash... ...can't bloody well steer...
...evil indeed...
On the other ships frequency could be heard:
...special whip... ...I lost my rythm... ...stealth-special-morons, couldn't miss a planet if was the only one left in the galaxy...
The entire crew broke out laughing and then sent a distress beacon out to mark the site for any passers-by and their amusement.
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