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Jedi Republic Communication Thread

Jedi Republic Communication Thread

Well name change completed and a new thread to go with it. This is now the official communications port with the Jedi Republic.
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Reply #1751 Top
Report from the Front:

Fellowship of the Ring Ray the Wanderer 70 930 3193270
Special Forces Wild Wombat 13 603 3106355
The Jedi Republic Jedi_Master_Yoda 54 812 2512532
4 European Alliance _G-Force_ 130 971 2497084
5 Mid-Western Confederation surther 60 937 2444453
Reply #1752 Top
The offensive of the EUROs was defeated by a sudden attack from the Darth Kryo Forces that were awaiting for the moment to seize the control over the enemy, a masterpiece movement of strategy and timing. "GO JEDIS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #1753 Top
I know for my computer with XP that everyone else has to be logged off for it to submit.
Reply #1754 Top
A War of Will: Part I
Enter the Eraser


Aboard the USS Eraser II

"Captain, all preliminary checks complete, she's all your's."

"Excelent, our enemies will never know what hit them. Lieutenant, set our course for the Geonosian Mine fields, we'll give our new ship a baptism by fire!"

Hours later near the Geonosian Mine Fields:
"Captain, sir, we have dropped out of lightspeed and are activating the cloak generators. Our scanners show several Euro Ships but they havn't detected us."

"Perfect, just as planned, I think we'll play with our pray before we strike. Lieutenant, order our men in the torpedo room to load a cloaked probe. Set it to de-cloak once it reaches the far side of that fleet. They will naturally think that something is coming from that direction when we can surprise them!"

"Right away sir."

The cloaked Eraser II launched a cloaked probe towards the Geonosian Sun, in the distance behind the European Battle Fleet. Once it reached less than 100 ft. from one of the ships in the fleet, however, the Euro Sensory Disruptors put the probe off course. It diverted and struck the ship directly on the top, giving away its position.

On the Struck Euro Ship
"Cap'n, Sir, something's bloody run into us!"

"What? How could this be. Did the sensors pick up anything?"

"No Sir, whatever it was it must have been cloaked. We didn't have a thing on sensors until it hit us."

"We have a hidding rodent then, Corporal, order the fleet to fire in the direction of where that "thing" came from. We'll smoke'em out!"

The massive laser turrets on the Destroyers and Dreadnoughts in the Euro Fleet slew in random directions, firing volley after volley into the dark emptiness of space. Once they had seen the probe hit the Euro's ship, the Eraser II had moved into a Ion Nebula, distorting their sensory signiture even further.

After several minutes of firing, the European's haulted the assult. That was when the Eraser made its move.

"Lieutenant, charge the main weapon, they've had plenty of time to report this back to HQ. The remainder of their fleet will be too late to save them. Hmm Hmm.. Ha HAA HAA HA HAAA!"

The cloaked Eraser charged its horrific weapon. The experimental ship had never performed a live firing of the "Anihililator Mk I" before and everyone on board the relativly small ship was estatic. This would prove the might of the Jedi Republic Navy once and for all. Minutes later the weapon was fully charged and the Eraser slowly skirted out from the Nebula. Once within range of the massive Euro fleet, the Anihiliator was activated.

In a blinding flash that lasted for only a millisecond, all the massive ships of the European's menacing armada were vaporized. The heat and energy of a million suns was brought to bear upon them by the small Eraser II. Minute fragments of unvaporized tri-stronium alloy was all that remained of the strike force.

"Good show, Lieutenant! Set course for Coruscant, we have time to rearm and relax."

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Reply #1755 Top
Nice story, the secrets of the ERASER are not fully rvealed yet, many of its tactical weapons have not been used yet in battle.

WAR REPORT: After a massive offensive leadered by Darth Kryo in the sector Omega the results are as follow (We are also keeping an eye between the two major warriors FOTR and Special Forces:

Fellowship of the Ring Ray the Wanderer 71 973 3499712
Special Forces Wild Wombat 13 603 3106355
The Jedi Republic Jedi_Master_Yoda 54 814 2517556
4 European Alliance _G-Force_ 130 971 2497084
5 Mid-Western Confederation surther 60 937 2444453
Reply #1756 Top
WAR report:

Another strong attack was launched byt he Jedi Forces in the sector Omega using the newest clone army ever developed, the time to send the EUROs running back to their empire has come!!!!

Fellowship of the Ring Ray the Wanderer 71 973 3499712
Special Forces Wild Wombat 13 607 3149470
The Jedi Republic Jedi_Master_Yoda 54 816 2522981
4 European Alliance _G-Force_ 130 971 2497084
5 Mid-Western Confederation surther 60 937 2444453
Reply #1757 Top
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Reply #1758 Top
Thx....for the "well-wishes" Mayo. I hope to return to the battlefields. If i have to go down let it be in flames in the control room of my Overlord, not in bed :D
Reply #1759 Top
I know the feeling I have had quite a few skirmishes with my wife about playing too late!!! LOL LOL LOL
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Reply #1760 Top
Emperor G-Force looked upon the might of the Colonial Defense fleet. The Jedi had bigger classes of ships and strange technology unknown to the traditional Euro military mind, but the Euros had numbers and experience. That would have to carry the day. Sad to say, there have been problems with the initial Euro counter-offensive. The blockade of Tatooine was most impressive, as any military observer would agree. It was ruthless and efficient. Nothing got in or out. Unfortunately, Euro commanders soon realized that Tatooine was not only a fairly primitive planet, but the main traffic consisted of smugglers and small free traders. This definitely was not the Jedi capital they expected to find.

"What is this?" G-Force said in an annoying tone. "This was were the first movie started. It has to be important."

"Milord, it pains me to say that was actually Episode 4. The Jedi are well known for mind tricks and they ran the second trilogy first to throw off those who do not know their ways," a cabinet minister responded.

"So we ARE on the proper course to some important strategic target in Jedi space now though, correct, Minister?"

"Surely, milord. Coruscant is their proper capital and it is covered by a never-ending city. I do not see how we could miss a metal-covered planet, Jedi trick or not," the minister confidently stated. "See? We are in the right system now," the minister pointed out the window to a small planetoid, it's metallic surface gleaming from the light of a far off sun.

"Minister, may I ask that if we are indeed at their capitol, then why is the planet changing orbit and approaching US?"

"Milord, we are caught in some sort of tractor beam. Wait, the planet is a ship! They are launching fighters from it!"

Will the Euro fleet be able to face a fully operational battle station? Can the Force help the Jedi repel a much bigger enemy once the Euros figure out how to avoid these Jedi tricks? Such questions are too weighty to ponder at the moment; I'll just take a seat and watch the show.
Reply #1761 Top
The EUROs have not seen a thing yet, wait until further notice!!! Free MWC popcorn and "moonshined alcohol" free from the MWC farms. :D LOL LOL
Reply #1762 Top
"Milord, it pains me to say that was actually Episode 4. The Jedi are well known for mind tricks and they ran the second trilogy first to throw off those who do not know their ways," a cabinet minister responded
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Great story LOL LOL
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Reply #1763 Top
The comments posted by the Brother Hood of the NOD in the other tread were very abussive and very disrespectful, for that reason I am staying away from posting any other info or comments about this war between EURO and JR. >:(
Reply #1764 Top
Hey, Mayito...don't let Brother Hood of NOD rain on your parade. The war between the Jedi and Euros is fun and has inspired some truly great story writing (not counting NOD's). Ignore him and have fun! Don't let one person ruin the war!

Did I actually say don't let a war get ruined? LOL
Reply #1765 Top
Worry not Mayito, for the cleansing fires of the Holy Lady have purged the troll from the thread :)
Reply #1766 Top
OK I will try not to pay attention to the Troll, so here are the latest update from the front:

EUROs receive reinforcements...

The EUROs are approaching the borders again....

Lates War Update:

Fellowship of the Ring Ray the Wanderer 71 975 3511510
Special Forces Wild Wombat 13 607 3149470
The Jedi Republic Jedi_Master_Yoda 54 818 2526806
4 European Alliance _G-Force_ 130 974 2521652
Reply #1767 Top
Nice story, the secrets of the ERASER are not fully rvealed yet, many of its tactical weapons have not been used yet in battle.
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I tried to leave it open without compromising the... overwelming power I wanted to portray. Have fun with it, it was your idea.

If i have to go down let it be in flames in the control room of my Overlord, not in bed
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LOL that can be arranged...

As for the comments made by Nod (aka the troll) I did not see them myself (greatfully to the Princess..) so I cannot imagine what must have been said, but like before, lets not let other people's decisions (well grounded or stupid) interfere with our having fun! :D We got a war to wage, goodluck Jedi's!
Reply #1768 Top
Though I am but new to this game and this metaverse, I have decided to join you in your battles. Hopefully you will welcome this warrior from another empire who has yet to win a battle (just started a couple weeks ago, working now on first win).
Reply #1769 Top
Yes, welcome aboard if you need any help with the game email me at [email protected]
I will be more than glad to give you a small walkthru and any other advice you may need, only don't ask me about masso games only Darth Kryo and the Ascendants know those tricks. LOL
Reply #1770 Top
Welcome to the Republic, Terl. You're our first Psychlo recruit ;)
Reply #1771 Top
I had hoped you would welcome Psychlos into your fold. As a result of my *ahem* failed schemes I am currently looking for work elsewhere. I heard you may need security chiefs, please say yes....

Though a Star Wars fan, not good enough a one to come up with a nice Jedi name though :( so I tried to stay in the genre. Heck, a nine foot tall Psychlo Jedi may be formbidable I would think.... :)
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Reply #1772 Top
You should try this, Terl:

http://www.insectdissection.com/save-curtis/swname/

Reply #1773 Top
Too bizarre.... It is almost like using rot13 :)

BTW, Theoden, Galactic Battlegrounds is awesome. Thanks for the recommendation on this.


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Reply #1775 Top
Mine is: Johki Ospit and the honorific name is: Rendodge of Zantac
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