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Jedi Republic Communication Thread

Jedi Republic Communication Thread

Well name change completed and a new thread to go with it. This is now the official communications port with the Jedi Republic.
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Reply #1851 Top
oooh where is fight? Come buy tickets from Megatron only $5000 a pair!
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No no... nothing to see here. :) I'm talking about a while back.
Reply #1852 Top
oh boring!!! :D

~SDC~
Reply #1853 Top
oh boring!!!
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Sorry to let you down. I'll try harder in the future. ;)
Reply #1854 Top
Yes, the Sith are a good crowd to be with but I am always stuck wearing my breathe-mask when we go out....you know how it is. And they don't like purple...
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Hey, for your information my light saber is purple. So there.
Reply #1855 Top
Hmmm, quite paradoxical--almost irreconcilable really. Good and Evil have a common cause? I suppose they could, maybe, as fighting for a pure balance of the two.... So then if evil were black and good were white, you fight for gray?
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Lets just say that my ambitions are served by joining with the Jedi at the current time. As to my ultimate goals...*cough*galactic domination*cough*...well, that remains to be seen.
Reply #1856 Top
Domination through good...interesting. do you plan on overthrowing the Jedi Republic when it conquers all?
Reply #1857 Top
mmmmmm galaaaactic doominaaation...... [drool]
Reply #1858 Top
aaah with the words"glactic domination" the Sith awaken! ;) how many more will we see?

~SDC~
Reply #1859 Top
Ohhhhhh #*@!%$& #*@!%$& #*@!%$& #*@!%$& #*@!%$& #*@!%$& Double post!!! >:(
~SDC~

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Reply #1860 Top
Lets just say that my ambitions are served by joining with the Jedi at the current time. As to my ultimate goals...*cough*galactic domination*cough*...well, that remains to be seen.
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Ah my goals are the same...galactic domination. Your deviousness is to be praised. But can you stay evil while flirting with the goody-goody ones. After all, if one plays by the creek too long, one will be sure to get wet.

Reply #1861 Top
Ah, the grownups left the gate on the Evil kindergarten open and they've come out to play....since WHEN did true Evil have to justify ANYTHING, or explain ANYTHING, or worry about flame wars?? And if we're talking galactic domination, it's clear you're going to have to be very Special to achieve that.... ;p ;p LOL LOL
Reply #1862 Top
Enjoy 5th place Jedi's!! :p

Really, having problems with the farmers?? And that hopes to threathen the Euros ...

G-Force
Reply #1864 Top
"What is six times nine?"
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Only in base 13.....

Alex


~SDC~
Reply #1865 Top
Ah. I see some of the more notable Jedi and Sith are joining the battle at long last. Were they on independent espionage assignments? Or just in a tequila coma on the bathroom floor? Time will tell...

Good to see you around, KEmperor and Alex.
Reply #1866 Top
are joining the battle at long
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Been there all the way through - as a non-maso player I need to keep submitting games if I want to stay in the top 25 ;)

Alex


~SDC~
Reply #1867 Top
A War of Will: Part II
Trouble in Paradise


Two weeks after the start of the war, and the unveiling of the "Eraser" Superweapon, the Jedi Republic ran into problems in its war effort.

Aboard the USS Eraser II
Captain, we have completed the rearm checklist, all systems are operating at full efficientcy.

"Hmm! Very good, I think it's time we demonstrated the power of this fully operational battleship! Set your course for sector 85, 25 in the Alpha Quadrant, we'll show up right under their noses..."

The Alpha Quadrant
"What a pathetic place to live... look, that planet is barely PQ 15! Ah, no matter, it won't be here long enough to get on my nerves.. hahahaha!"

Sir, we have detected multiple Euro ships on our scanners. They are approching rapidly, we've been detected!

"Activate our auto-defence systems! Nothing can get through!!!"

Aboard the Royal Navy Cruiser Elizabeth II
"Our first catch of the day! Remove this little nuisence from my radar screen..."

Aye sir.


The European Cruiser charged headlong at the small JR ship. Utilizing a technology similar to its fleet destroying weapon, the "Anihililator Mk I", the Eraser II's automated defence array created short, focused, bursts of energy that could burn straight through any metal known to the Metaverse. But there was one problem...

Sir, we have tried to activate the array, but there's a problem.

"WHAT?!? Lieutenant you better be joking, I've got a Euro Cruiser barriling towards me and you tell me that we have a problem?!"

Um.. sir the um, ship says that they have been deactivated... permanently. Our R2 units repor....

"DEACTIVATED!!!! WE JUST GOT SERVICED, HOW COULD THEY... Oh my GOD! Lietenant get us out of here!! We have an imposter in Coruscant!!!!"

The small Eraser II activated its Light Speed Engines, but they too had been tampered with. The Euro Cruiser came into range and fired two volleys at the small ship. Depending on its advanced technology for defence, the Eraser II exploded in a huge fireball as the shots breached the thin protective skin.



Henry II, a small planet nearby sector 85,25 imploaded moments later. The Elizabeth II crew caught a glimpse of a small ship before they were vaporized.

"Admiral Mayito, we lost the Eraser II."


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Reply #1868 Top
Aboard the Sherbertia
The Grand Admiral is standing on the bridge, wondering how it is possible that the Euro assault could be successful. The Comunications Officer turns from his console.

"Sir, we just recieved a report that one of the 'Eraser' ships has been destroyed."

"What!?! How is this possible? Where?"

"In the Alpha Quadrant; sector 85,25."

The lift door opens and an Engineering Officer runs on to the bridge.

"Sir, we have just discovered some bugs in our software. This ship is incapable of combat until we get an update to fix them!"

"More bad news. The war is not going well and now I find my ship is not combat capable. Get that update as quickly as you can! Set course for Coruscant."

Reply #1869 Top
Sir, we have just discovered some bugs in our software. This ship is incapable of combat until we get an update to fix them!
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In fact, we can only get two choices as to what we may do!

Perhaps we need to invoke the good graces of the megadeity at the temple of Carielf.....

:)

Alex


~SDC~
Reply #1871 Top
It would be more shocking if he didn't find bugs in that case ;)
Reply #1872 Top
Running Windows 5001 Combat Edition?
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You Jedi are an angry bunch, first you declare war on the Euros and when you find bugs in your fleet systems you immediately blame Bill Gates and his Windows software...didn't you ever stop to think that maybe Bill Gates is on my payroll? Or that your droids couldn't find a program if it hit them in the head?
Reply #1873 Top
didn't you ever stop to think that maybe Bill Gates is on my payroll?
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More likely you are on his. Anybody with two neurons firing knows that the Vole is the most evil living organism in the universe. ;)
Reply #1874 Top
More likely you are on his
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Hey, evil has to have investers. I scratch his back he scratches my back ;p
Reply #1875 Top
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