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Jedi Republic Communication Thread

Jedi Republic Communication Thread

Well name change completed and a new thread to go with it. This is now the official communications port with the Jedi Republic.
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Reply #1901 Top
Dunno what happened, but suddenly everyone has gone very quiet, am I the only survivor of the war against the EUROs? (:(
Reply #1903 Top
Time to regain our position Master Jedis and Siths

Score

Fellowship of the Ring Ray the Wanderer 73 973 3416692
Special Forces Wild Wombat 13 619 3277212
European Alliance _G-Force_ 133 1004 2720041
4 Mid-Western Confederation surther 60 955 2535546
5 The Jedi Republic Jedi_Master_Yoda 54 816 2520039
Reply #1904 Top
Terl sat deep in thought. Intergalactic Mining had fired him, they had denied his unemployment benefits, and he was quite hungry. The Torian slaves had all fled and he had but his ship. Feeling quite the mercenary (and hungry, as noted), he comes back to the Jedi seeking a home and training in the ways of the Force....
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Reply #1905 Top
"So the lost Jedi came back" the thundering voice of Icho Tolot grolled over the spaceport as he recon the small ship of Terl the young jedi. "Welcome back, Terl" LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Reply #1907 Top
Much controversy the young padawan caused. More to come there is, clouded the dark side is.

Terl, although there a good relations between the Sith (the Jedi Republic) and the Evil Empire, you are now seen (in my eyes) as a traitor. However take comfort in knowing that you will not be hunted down just yet, you will prove to be a good ally within the Jedi Republic. Don't forget all that you were taught.

Mayito7777, it seems that you Jedi had implanted something within young Terl, discover what it is I will.
Reply #1908 Top
Come aboard if you wish, but your time to come to the Sith camp has not come yet, you shall join us very shortly ;) LOL LOL
Reply #1909 Top
Dark Lord Assassin: If you begin the hunt, you should remember, I know of your ways ;) You speak well when you say I am a traitor in your eyes, but 'tis worse to be untrue or traitorous to the Force that wills us all; the Force would will even you, were you to open your mind and heart to it and feel its beckoning :)
Reply #1910 Top
And if the Lord Dark Assassin needs any physikal help with NOT hurting the young padawan Terl, Icho Tolot will help with his four arms. ;)

So if he tries, there will be 3,5 m and two tonns of halut force to help you padawan Terl, just ask me!! ;) ;)
Reply #1911 Top
Yeeeeeeeeeeeehhhaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
That is what I like about the Tolotians, they are not afraid of anyone!!!! ;)
Reply #1912 Top
Admiral Mayito7777 notes

Stardate 777/77/7777

For first time since the battle with the EUROS broke my fleet has been able to retrieve to a safe zone to finish so much needed repairs, the troops are tired and very exhauested but the moral is very high. We have been able to reach the *** planet and the new army of clones is almost finish for delivery. Hopefully in two weeks the new Armada will be up and running. We found what was wrong with the ERASER and we have created a new ship code name PONTIUS-I, it is a very much powerful design based on the bluprints of thhe ERASER. The spyware found in the ERASER that triggered the false readings during battle have been found and we know now who is responsible for that. So very soon a small amount of radioactive ice block of 245 pound weight is going to crash on his head. No one will know that was our new adcquired weapon. I felt a tension in The Force I think the Dark Side is trying to grab my soul, but I must be strong, the darkness of The Dark Side is not strong enough to conquer the soul of the Master Jedi. computer stop recording... ;)
Reply #1913 Top
"That is what I like about the Tolotians, they are not afraid of anyone!!!!" ?????
It is actually HALUTians, but thanks.

As for the "ERASER problem", my government has autorized me to hand blueprints and prototypes of the halut "Intervall-guns" to the council of the republic as a symbol of respect binding Halut and The Republic. If u wish, i may give u a brief explanation of this technologie. Just ask about it, it is a very powerful weapon and a great gift. So decide quick but wisely. ;)
Reply #1914 Top
Yes we will love to receive those plans, but if you don't mind explaining a few details about it, for the other members of the Council, it will greatly appreciated. Lord Icho Tolot. ;)
Reply #1915 Top
No answer yet, ohh he is bussy taking care of some EUROs spies that were left behind. Good job Lord Icho Tolot. Save me some of those spies, I am having a dinner with one of the EURO diplomats that todl us that there were not EUROs spies in our territory, I don't care how you will deliver them to me as long as they are alive. ;)
Reply #1916 Top
So it will be! :)
The "Intervall-gun" is a very advanced weapon system, it is based on 5-dimensional fields. The PKW-sized system emites, through a 20cm dish, a 5d wavefront that crumbles everything to dust that is in his five million km effectiv fireing range. Thats the basic-non-scientifical-version. ;) An exact explanation is in the data core i'll hand to you.
The gun may be installed in every ship that has the necessary hole in its hull for the dish. There is no need for an additional powercore because the system has an internal powercore.

I think this is all a normal fighter needs to know, it will frag an enemy ship to the frag size of toothpicks.
:HOT: :HOT: :CONGRAT: ;)
Everything else is for the scientists.
don't mind asking if anything ele is unclear.
Reply #1917 Top
Everything is clear, I think I hear the knees of the EUROs shake with fear, mwahhaaahahahahahahaha LOL LOL LOL
Reply #1918 Top
So we'll see many debry feelds of former EURO fleets LOL. If the Scientists hurry up u may be able to outfit the first ships mid of next week, with the republican Intervall guns!!
Reply #1919 Top
"No answer yet, ohh he is bussy taking care of some EUROs spies that were left behind. Good job Lord Icho Tolot. Save me some of those spies, I am having a dinner with one of the EURO diplomats that todl us that there were not EUROs spies in our territory, I don't care how you will deliver them to me as long as they are alive."
Well some broken bones, but thy can still talk, as u hoped.
Reply #1920 Top
It is good to see the Jedi Republic finally working on plans to topple the Euro regime.

If you begin the hunt, you should remember, I know of your ways You speak well when you say I am a traitor in your eyes, but 'tis worse to be untrue or traitorous to the Force that wills us all; the Force would will even you, were you to open your mind and heart to it and feel its beckoning
End of quote


You're not on my 'hunt' lists yet. I do not take kindly to traitors, however since you fleed the republic first to join us I can't hold you accountable. I know the Force beckons all of us. I must refuse. Must. Must.
Reply #1921 Top
I know the Force beckons all of us. I must refuse. Must. Must.
End of quote


Indeed it does.
Reply #1922 Top
Jedi's not evil enough for Megatron LOL

~SDC~
Reply #1923 Top
Jedi's not evil enough for Megatron
End of quote


We were once! ;p
Reply #1925 Top
indeed you were. who knows what the future may hold. search your feelings you know this to be the truth! ;)

~SDC~