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Evil Empire's infernal thread

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ok, i did it; the first evil-only empire is now open (to evil people only of course)!!!

the rules are simple, you must have an overall morality of ether "chaotic evil", or "very evil" -anyone with a good, neutral, or no morality (because they haven’t submitted any games yet), are not allowed to stay in this empire. every few days, i will go through the empire, deleting anyone who does not have an evil morality. if you are deleted, it does not mean that you are banned, it just means that i wont let you stay in my empire until your overall morality becomes evil again. members are still allowed to play and submit games with a "good" morality, however, just make sure that your "good" and "neutral" games don’t change your morality to anything other then "evil".

i will be looking for some empire admins once a few people join my empire. if you do become an empire admin, one of your duties will be to delete any "neutral", "good" and no morality members.

if you are evil, come join the metaverse’s first “evil-only” empire. who knows, you just might get lucky and become an empire admin ;)
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Reply #276 from Stardock Forums Top
 Evil Empire attacking the GammaSquad 
31 Aug 03 204050.0 (31 battles against 249 )
02 Sep 03 206248.1 (1 new battles against 2 new)
04 Sep 03 114040.5
05 Sep 03 098658.7
06 Sep 03 087215.0 (72 new battles against 6 new)
07 Sep 03 081381.2 (6 new battles against 1 new)
08 Sep 03 077609.7 (5 new battles against 2 new)
09 Sep 03 079958.4 (0 new battles against 1 new)
10 Sep 03 084784.3 (3 new battles against 0 new)
11 Sep 03 054331.5 (127 battles against 265 )
12 Sep 03 043143.7 (5 new battles against 1 new)
13 Sep 03 035449.2 (2 new battles against 0 new)

 Evil Empire attacking the Apolyton 
09 Sep 03 087642.3 (115 battles against 442 )
10 Sep 03 084784.3 (3 new battles against 0 new)
11 Sep 03 053912.3 (9 new battles against 0 new)
12 Sep 03 044117.3 (5 new battles against 1 new)
13 Sep 03 036984.3 (2 new battles against 0 new)
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Reply #277 from Stardock Forums Top
A angry voice at full volume screeches through the TerrorStar of Evil
"BAKKA! IN MY OFFICE NOW... ACHOO"
Overlords chuckly openly and slaves flinch at the unusual sound.

2 minutes later Bakka enters HairyTheTaco's well hidden office.
Hairy is sitting behind a hugh desk and in the corner empty tissue boxs are piled knee high.
"I was summonered?" Bakka made the statement a question.

"YOU FOOL! YOU IDIOT!" Hairy's speech spluttered into a sniffling stop as another sneeze built up pressure.
"Sir?" Bakka pretended to show no fear
"Arrr..CHOO. We are trying to get a agent in the GROSS empire and you send Dark Assissin." again Hairy was screeching
"Yeah so? He had no mission at the time."
"You bloody idiot. He is an assissin not an agent. He tried to exterminate Cyoherpax, not intice him into the fold." Hairy managed the sentence without interruption from the virus attacking his system
"Oops. I'll pull him back in Sir." Bakka finally grasped the extent of the mistake.
"Don't bother. Base Delta Zero is now head of agent control and you are confined to quarters until further notice." Hairy commanded.
"Yes Sir!" Bakka stood to attention.
"Dismissachoo" Hairy sneezed his final orders at Bakka.

Bakka left the inner most office of the Evil Empire and headed for his quarters to nurse his bruised ego with a bottle of wild turkey.

:d :d :d

Get well soon Hairy
Congratulations Base Delta Zero on top spot in the Evil empire.
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The Political Machine 2024
Reply #278 from Stardock Forums Top
Dark Assassin (DA) returned home to find bakka waiting for him.

"What the hell were you doing?" bakka practically screamed.

"My job."

"C'mon, I sent you to get an agent inside of GROSS, not to kill CypherPax!"

"I did get an agent with in GROSS, but he didn't pan out so I sliced and diced him. I was testing his intel, he failed." DA said calmly.

"Failed?"

"Yes, his intel on Cypher proved correct, but he was working as a double agent. He was no longer necessary to keep on my payroll. So I discarded him. Nothing more."

"Well thanks to you I lost my spot as agent control."

"Is this my problem? C'mon bakka, you and me both know that that wasn't the reason you were replaced."

"Oh? So then what was?" bakka asked.

"You're no longer on top of your game. Base Delta Zero proved that."

"What about you? You don't seem to doing a very good job."

"There's a simple explaination. I my job within the Evil Empire to all the back dealings. I don't do any of the confrontations like Base Delta Zero."

"Yeah, well whatever." bakka was extremely pissed but DA was right, he wasn't his fault that he wasn't on top anymore. 'I need to fix that,' bakka thought to him self.

:sniff!: :sniff!: :sniff!:

Get better Hairy we need you.

Keep up the good work both bakka and Base Delta Zero

-Dark
Reply #279 from Stardock Forums Top
i wasnt that sick LOL however, i did have to go out of town to see my brother and father, so that would explain my absents.
Reply #280 from Stardock Forums Top
whats our home system to be called? im thinking up a story for the history of our first "evil" planet, but i cant decide what to call it.
Reply #281 from Stardock Forums Top
I believe we should have no home system. The mobile TerrorStar of evil is HQ and all systems are there for our slave colonies.

just an idea..
Reply #282 from Stardock Forums Top
thats not a bad idea. we will set up temporary palaces on our slave planets if we ever feel the urge to be in a "natural" environment for a few days. of course, when we leave the planet, the environment wont be anywhere near natural.
Reply #283 from Stardock Forums Top
If you remember what Gerakken said we have to have a planet at which our empire started, no whether or not we base operation from there is up to us. But for the time being I think our 'homeworld' should mirror our evil ways. Like I intergreted 'Poseiden' (the Greek God of the sea) as the name.

So for the time being lets just say that is the cradle of our empire, but our HQ is the Terror Star of Evil.

Although my base of operation is my starship the ESS DARK EVE, but that would be different for anyone.

-Dark
Reply #284 from Stardock Forums Top
our terrorstar will have to be much bigger and better then the regular run-of-the-mill terrorstar. if we are going to be living on this starbse for the majority of our lives, we will want something very big.
Reply #285 from Stardock Forums Top
How about the Terror star being the key component in a structure that completely encloses the sun of system (Poseiden?).

This is why no can find the system. No light or energy ever escapes.
All planets in the system where destroy to make the structure (forgot what they are called)
as so to further hide the sun it is in a dark nebula
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Reply #286 from Stardock Forums Top
LOL ...
I'm Not afraid of you evil doers...
Evil always turns on itself..
Evil never trusts evil, its in their nature.
Be warned.. the end is comming
You will turn on each other and the evil empire will be broken down into factions, each trying to be THE EVIL.. which will then turn on itself yet again.. So it has always been and so it shall always be

There has to be balance for evil to survive or it'll consume itself

Reply #287 from Stardock Forums Top
Interesting...I like it. (in reference to bakka's statement, bluesteel got there first)

-Dark
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Reply #288 from Stardock Forums Top
http://www.usenet.net.nz/apod/ap030913.html

hows this for an evil looking nebula.
Reply #289 from Stardock Forums Top
Found it. the term discribing an encapsulating structure around a star is a "Dyson Sphere's"
Reply #290 from Stardock Forums Top
Nah.... this looks more sinister... an X-Ray of a black hole
http://chandra.harvard.edu/graphics/resources/illustrations/blackholesStorm-300.jpg
Reply #291 from Stardock Forums Top
There should be one of those around the Sol system. If we start building now, we may get it finished in time before we evolve past homo sapien.
Reply #292 from Stardock Forums Top
bakka tossed and turned, the four horsemen were released in his fevered mind, the crackling of flames, the deathscreams of planets, the pounding of hooves, hammering him, pounding him, the sound, the sound....

"bakka, bakka, bakka, bakka, bakka, bakka, bakka..."

oh, if he could only be relieved of that sound, the sound of death, the sound of evil, the sound of evil steve's uzi raking the flesh of yet another euro.

bakka's eyes pierced the darkness.

"bakka, bakka, bakka, bakka, bakka, bakka...."

calling him, calling him, calling him home.

in the distance, the smoke snaked into the sky.

Reply #294 from Stardock Forums Top
BlueSteel,

what you people don't understand about evil is that we divide into factions for a reason. It is called divide and multiply. If evil had attempted to stay in one untited block all this time we would never have evolved into the highly sophisticated evil we have today. By dividing into factions, all the weakest evil gets destroyed and only the best/cleverest/strongest evil continues. And that after all is what evil is all about...

...maybe ;p
Reply #296 from Stardock Forums Top
Evil empire intelligence report 13/Sep to 14/Sep

Energizer Empires - Rise - New rank
 Shattered Souls  - 3 - 35
 Smallempire  - 2 - 39
 GammaSquad  - 1 - 8
 CDG Creations League  - 1 - 11
 Drengin Elite Fleet  - 1 - 34
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Degenerate Empires - Slide - New rank
 TerraFirst!  - -2 - 36
 Apolyton  - -1 - 9
 Terran Federation  - -1 - 12
 Shoot Club  - -1 - 37
 Free World INC.  - -1 - 38
 Hammer and Sickle  - -1 - 40
 Iron Fist  - -1 - 41
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New Battles fought - Change - Total Battles
 Fellowship of the Ring  - 7 - 719
 G.R.O.S.S.  - 6 - 849
 The ANZAC Republic  - 6 - 381
 GoneGolders  - 4 - 269
 Mid-Western Confederation  - 3 - 690
 Evil Empire  - 3 - 137
 European Alliance  - 2 - 583
 Canadian Star Federation  - 1 - 636
 The Jedi Republic  - 1 - 201
 GammaSquad  - 1 - 267
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Score Bombers - Change - New Score
 G.R.O.S.S.  - 23309.6 - 1597142.4
 Fellowship of the Ring  - 17087.4 - 1588145.2
 The ANZAC Republic  - 11740.8 - 746086.0
 CDG Creations League  - 10401.4 - 122363.7
 GoneGolders  - 6322.0 - 107077.0
 GammaSquad  - 6193.0 - 352313.6
 Mid-Western Confederation  - 5624.8 - 1161597.5
 Apolyton  - 4280.0 - 351935.7
 The Jedi Republic  - 3829.6 - 583051.0
 European Alliance  - 3436.0 - 829387.7
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Overlord recruiting - New - New total
 European Alliance  - 1 - 90
 GoneGolders  - 1 - 100
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Overlord Left - MIA - New total
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New Entries for top 100 Empires - New rank -
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Missing from top 100 Empires - Old rank -
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Overlord Tracking 13 Sep to 14 Sep

Ranks 1-25
Wild Wombat has submitted 1 games.
PontiusBruinPilot has submitted 1 games.
Cotal has gained 1 ranks.
Solitair has fallen -1 ranks.
ricbayer has gained 1 ranks.
Jaws the Wayfarer has fallen -1 ranks.
Hurley has gained 1 ranks.
Staffa has fallen -1 ranks.
Chiacow had a score recalc down.
TJL1 has gained 1 ranks.
Berserk74 has fallen -1 ranks.
Technician has submitted 1 games.
Killa Koala has gained 3 ranks.
Jimmy Chung has gained 1 ranks.
stealthfrequency has fallen -2 ranks.
TheoLeo has fallen -2 ranks.
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Rank 25-50
arobertson has submitted 1 games.
FriendJosh has gained 1 ranks.
Aldar has fallen -1 ranks.
Airwreck has submitted 1 games.
Mayito7777 has submitted 2 games.
JordanVmp is new to the page.
Gengsta has fallen -1 ranks.
Peter Routly has fallen -1 ranks.
Batfan has fallen -1 ranks.
IceMole has fallen -1 ranks.
Theoden of Rohan has fallen -1 ranks.
GRIZWOLD-CDA has fallen -1 ranks.
tgrz has fallen -1 ranks.
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Rank 51-75
Mikelangelo is new to the page.
wirtzs has gained 12 ranks.
Caric has fallen -2 ranks.
KitWarrior has fallen -2 ranks.
Matthew Downie has gained 5 ranks.
Arcilte has fallen -3 ranks.
BlueSteel has fallen -2 ranks.
Mad Prophet has fallen -2 ranks.
Lothmorg the Red has fallen -2 ranks.
Qui-Gon Jinn has fallen -2 ranks.
Chantillary has fallen -2 ranks.
Leo Chiang has fallen -1 ranks.
Funstr has fallen -1 ranks.
Northwest Smith has fallen -1 ranks.
Bucman has gained 3 ranks.
Afishman has fallen -1 ranks.
Jeff Desilva has fallen -1 ranks.
KLStafford has fallen -1 ranks.
LDiCesare is new to the page.
Ralph Crosswhite has fallen -1 ranks.
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Ranks 76-100
Landrew is new to the page.
Dartie has fallen -1 ranks.
Doc_Holiday has fallen -1 ranks.
jon cassel has fallen -1 ranks.
Divide Overflow has fallen -1 ranks.
Arkdoz is new to the page.
tinplated is new to the page.
SDSomeOne has fallen -3 ranks.
sixtoes has fallen -3 ranks.
Bill Robinson has fallen -3 ranks.
lnsw has gained 6 ranks.
tom lemke has fallen -4 ranks.
Raymond Thompson has fallen -4 ranks.
Aloak has fallen -4 ranks.
nykiel has fallen -3 ranks.
Michael Hughes has fallen -3 ranks.
infodragon has fallen -3 ranks.
StBlasius has fallen -3 ranks.
Kergma42 has fallen -3 ranks.
Darakel has fallen -2 ranks.
Wildbulldog has fallen -2 ranks.
Mega_Raptor has fallen -2 ranks.
Zentir has fallen -2 ranks.
Gas STAR has fallen -2 ranks.
never-never has fallen -2 ranks.
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Reply #298 from Stardock Forums Top
 Evil Empire attacking the GammaSquad 
31 Aug 03 204050.0 (31 battles against 249 )
02 Sep 03 206248.1 (1 new battles against 2 new)
04 Sep 03 114040.5
05 Sep 03 098658.7
06 Sep 03 087215.0 (72 new battles against 6 new)
07 Sep 03 081381.2 (6 new battles against 1 new)
08 Sep 03 077609.7 (5 new battles against 2 new)
09 Sep 03 079958.4 (0 new battles against 1 new)
10 Sep 03 084784.3 (3 new battles against 0 new)
11 Sep 03 054331.5 (127 battles against 265 )
12 Sep 03 043143.7 (5 new battles against 1 new)
13 Sep 03 035449.2 (2 new battles against 0 new)
14 Sep 03 038408.2 (3 new battles against 1 new)

 Evil Empire attacking the Apolyton 
09 Sep 03 087642.3 (115 battles against 442 )
10 Sep 03 084784.3 (3 new battles against 0 new)
11 Sep 03 053912.3 (9 new battles against 0 new)
12 Sep 03 044117.3 (5 new battles against 1 new)
13 Sep 03 036984.3 (2 new battles against 0 new)
14 Sep 03 038030.3 (3 new battles against 1 new)
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Reply #299 from Stardock Forums Top
Bucman has gained 3 ranks
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:CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
Reply #300 from Stardock Forums Top
"In terms of figures, the Earth has a surface area of roughly 789 million square miles (assuming it where a perfect sphere), while a human-made Dyson Sphere would theoretically have an area of approximately 252 quadrillion square miles" -http://users.rcn.com/jasp.javanet/dyson/

since a dyson sphere would be so huge, it would be unrealistic for us to have one. however, we could be in the very early stages in building one. one of Evil Empire's long term goal can be to finish building a dyson sphere, to kinda build the ultimate terrorstar.

this dyson shpere/terrorstar can provide Evil Empire with 2 important things.
1) a habitable surface area of about 300 million earths, thats a lot of room for the 8 of us :)
2) all the energy from a sun to power a super terrorstar, our enslaved scientists predict we will be able to destroy any starsystem up to 50 sectors away. -i will have to threaten the scientists a bit more, i want a terrorstar that will be able to destroy a starsystem 100 sectors away.