Congrats are in order, yes. Good work.

hey guys/gals and the dark lord
as your empire is invitation only i would like to test-the-water so to speak as to me joining your empire. is everyone ok with this? and what are your rules. only asking cause bakka nearly got kicked out!

very few rules.
be evil.
stay evil.
for specifics, visit evil.galciv.org and click on the red thingy

Lord Megatron, you interested in joining our empire?

Our empire is not, repeat, not 'invite-only' anyone can join. However there are some key rules that allow people to stay in the empire. The rules are as follows:

1. Overlords must have Chaotic or Pure evil alignment to remain in the Evil Empire.
2. New Overlords with no submissions have one week to submit a chaotic or pure evil game or faced with joining the Drengin in the furnaces.
3. Overlords losing Chaotic or Pure evil alignment have one week to prove themselves.
4. To be a Senator an Evil Overlord must be active in the Evil Empire threads. Active will be defined as 3 posts in the Empire threads for the month.
5. Any senator losing Chaotic Evil status will be demoted to Overlord after two days, if Chaotic evil alignment has not been regained. Said overlord has 5 days to regain Chaotic morality or will be spaced from the TerrorStar of Evil.

These rules are as stated in the Terror Star of Evil website.
http://evil.galciv.org/

You are more than welcome to join, Lord Megatron. However you must abide by these rules.

Lord Megatron, you would be most welcome.

I love Lords, they are so depraived and usually have a nice, isolated dark castle.

I hadn't checked the evil list lately. Thanks guys.

I don't have a cure for Hay Fever, but I can make you forget about it.

Loved the story.
Instead of crushing the Bong, I would have spiked it with an halucinatory drug and a pain amplifyer.

On that note, I would like to propose a new bill (I know, I know, but as our empire develops we need to know how to run effectively)

Proposed Bill #6

Any overlord that is interested in becoming a Senator must first be:

1. Sponsered by an existing Senator
2. Be approved by Emperor HairytheTaco

Once these steps have occured, the overlord must be confirmed by 2/3 of the existing Senate. Failure to meet any of these requirements the overlord will not be allowed to become a Senator. This will not inhibit the overlord from trying again.

The Dark Lord votes in favor of Bill #6.

(Remember any proposed Bill can have other things added on, so feel free to add any thing on if it is so needed)

I don't have a castle, per se, Lady De Sade. I do, however, have a very dark, damp cave that I have had Torian slaves turn into a 'castle'.

hmmmmmm.....
bill #6 is a thinker...
I'll wait to hear more opinions...
Evil_Elvis slips out a side door heading for a tavern

it works!
we now have a new logo!

well, with bill #6, i see no reason why i would have to approve a decision for moving someone up to a senator.

why dont we just have the 2/3 of the senates approval instead?

I'm not sure if I should be for it or against it. If I'm against it, will there be no more new senators? If, so then I would be against it. As many of you may have noticed, I think the number of senators in this empire is already large, considering theres only 11 people in it.

If it's that anyone can make someone a senator when they join, then I'm for it.

If the evil empire gets large enough, I would consider having more senators, but that's not going to happen for a long time. The Fellowship ran for a long time without any senators, so adding even more for us should not be a priority.

Hmmmmm. Hairy is on now. Hurry yourself to the #Evil_Empire chatroom.

Also, you can put all my mods on the Evil Empire website. If you want, you can only put my Good/Evil mod, because that's the only one that has something to do with us(sort of...), but I'd prefer that you do them all.

i think this will answer your question.
May evil reign here in the metaverse. i have a few new mods ready to upload to library. plus will create new council along lines of evil emipre. hairy could you send new logo to me please [email protected] , will use as picture for new council.

dark lord i stand ready for your orders...

ps have also changed my own picture to relate to empire. click and see. tell me what you think!
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Welcome aboard, Lord Megatron, may your reign be as fruitful as the rest of us.

We present you with the normal signing bonus of 5000 Torian Slaves and 5 Evil Empire Death Furnaces.

I have a proposal for you...Become my apprentice and you will recieve all that you ask. I will see to it.

That reminds me...I will have the third and final installment of my change on momentarily.

Okay, Lord Megatron, wait for my last chapter and I will tell you what you will become.

Hairy the new logo looks great. Woot!

I agree with Nand1. Proposed Bill #6 has been removed from the floor. In its place The Dark Lord has proposed not a new bill, but a new measure:

There will be no more Senators. At least for the time being. When the EVIL EMPIRE grows large enough we will elect a few more. Not a moment before.

Just a simple agree or disagree will be neccessary.

I'm tired of new bills, I vote against it. Your logo is cool Lord Megatron, though I'm a little too young to know anything about the Decepticons. Though I'm pretty sure they were cooler than the Predacons.

they were part of the decepticons

only 5!! these will be overcrowded by breakfast. need more LOL

apprentice it is then sire. teach me well oh evil one..

ps i can only see the old logo (evil face). how do i get to see the new one?
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Hit the refresh button in your webbrowser.

New Name, New Post

DA sat in his jail cell. His cell mate looked at DA in a smug way. DA punched the guy’s face. “Don’t think about it toots. I could kill you 100 different ways in this jail cell.” DA was still in his robe, he managed to allow the guards to let him keep it on. The man backed away in pain. “That’s what I thought.” DA lied down in his cot after lights out.
A low voice pierced the night. “Who is the new guy?”
“If only you knew.”
“Feisty little fellow, huh Bennie?” Bennie couldn’t answer with the broken jaw. “Speechless huh Bennie?”
“Bennie has a broken jaw, slick.”
“Oh yea? He probably had it coming.” The mystery man laughed. “What are you in for, stranger?”
“I was once the emperor’s right hand man, but I did something I wasn’t supposed to.”
“What was that?”
“I kidnapped the Altarian Prime Minister’s daughter and used her as leverage to keep the Altarians out of the Wale insurrection.”
The man didn’t say a word. Finally he said, “Are you who I think you are?”
“That depends, who am I?”
“DA?”
“It’s nice to know that prisoners know my name.” That was the end of that conversation. DA slept the night away.
DA was rudely awoken by a guard. “If it isn’t the legendary DA. Sounds like someone is about to get the death penalty, get ready you stand trial in 1 hour.”
DA was practically dragged into the courtroom. Everyone was there, Hairy, all the senators, and the Altarian Prime Minister and his daughter. The trail didn’t last long. The penalty for dereliction of duty is death. They didn’t even waste time; DA was set to be hung in two hours.
DA was brought to the stadium. Everyone was there, every man, woman, and child on Poseidon. They led him to the gallows, he was held in place by two strong men and the noose was pulled over his head and tightened around his neck. Emperor HairytheTaco silenced the crowd and said, “Silence, this man has been convicted of dereliction of duty, a crime punishable by death. Does the prisoner have more to say on the subject before sentencing is carried out?”
DA looked up into the crowd, his robe still on and said, “I will see all of you in hell!” DA started to laugh, his evil laugh.
“Commence the lynching!” The door dropped from under DA and he fell and immediately broke his neck. The last minutes of his life, DA was in the most terrible pain he had experienced before. He was dead within 5 minutes, DA’s body hung lifeless by its neck. The people began to file out of the stadium, only Hairy was left looking out over his lost companion. “We shall meet again, Lord Dark.” Hairy turned and left as well.
Hairy returned to the TSE. Requesting to be left alone in silence, he sat there reminiscing of the days lost. He was disturbed by his assistant. “I said no interruptions.”
“I’m sorry, milord. But there’s a man who calls himself, ‘The Dark Lord’, waiting to see you, milord.”
Hairy’s head lifted up “Sent him in.” The Dark Lord (DL) entered the chambers and Hairy studied his face. DL’s face reflects long years of stress, it has massive tattoos on his face. His ears of long been pierced numerous times, and he still has to wear sunglass as all times except when it’s dark outside, compliments of his stretch in the Galaxy’s Maximum Security Prison on Alpha III while with the Terran Federation. What else was there to do with the packs of cigarettes that his Lord Sarcasto sent him? So DL had his eyes scorched to allow him to see in the dark, which lead to his long, healthy career as the vilest Dark Assassin. “Lord Dark? You weren’t to return this quickly.”
“I know, milord. But I am eager for my new assignment.”
“Always quick to serve.”
“Always, milord.”
“I shall call the EEHC to order to announce your arrival.”
“Yes, milord.”
Hairy brought the EEHC to order. “We have a new overlord and senator.” The other Senators began talking amongst themselves. “Silence, your questions will be answered in due time. May I present to you, The Dark Lord.” DL stood and acknowledged Hairy. “Dark Assas…I mean DL will assume control of the leaderless 5th Fleet.” At once all the senators new who the new guy was, in fact he wasn’t new at all. He is a reincarnation of an old friend. DA has returned. The EEHC was dismissed.
DL returns to the bridge and sits in his chair. His new post as Admiral of the 5th Fleet gave him a new, bigger ship, the ESS Shattered Dreams, the flagship of the 5th Fleet. DL left behind his career as the dreaded assassin because of his obligations to his empire. It was the hardest decision he has ever had to make. However, don’t be mislead, he had not completely relinquished his control of the Assassin’s Guild.

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great story.

cool new logo.

anybody got any requests for the new council mod i am going to do. - the evil empire.

any sugestions as to traits etc?

Other than very evil?

Did you read the first two parts?

Lord Megatron >>> hit "refresh" on you explorer to see the new logo.

for the logo that you want, well, the biggest one that i know of is the one currently being used as our logo, which is only 32 x 32 pixels. im not sure who created/found the original picture of the "evil eye", but maybe they will have a bigger one.


everyone >>> with the senate, i dont see too much of a problem with our current large senate to overloard ratio. i think it makes our empire seem "very active" when an outsider views our empire line-up. maybe we should slow down a bit with the promotions, maybe wait a few weeks before promoting someone if they proved themselves a good member. in short, i think we should slow down, but not stop promotions. comments?

(p38 & 39)yeah whole story was great. should get it uploaded to website - also great.

should council be good at pq, weapons, economy, loyalty etc.

can you send me the evil eye. will use this as logo for council [email protected]

i know that i am new to the empire but i vote in favor of bill#6

Welcome Lord Megatron

I'm updating the overlords page as i type..

well actually give a hour.
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I don't think anyone's gonna experiment with Good (especially if it's Pure) after hearing that.