Thanks, I hope your daugther gets well, where in the South you live? I live in Central Florida between Kissimee and Melbourne.

I hope that you don't step foot in the bar Terl, there were some souvenirs left behind just in case you decided to rebuild the Bar without changing the name, wait and you will see the fireworks the first night the bar opens, a good advise don't stay to close to the dancing Altarians girls, they are really Drag queens. LOL

Not the deep South, I live in Virginia. In the mountainous section of Virginia to be exact. In the Southwest part of Virginia to be more exact.



Thanks, Seeker!

Nice place to live, I am trying to convince my wife to move to that area, but jobs are kind of hard to find in that region. :notsure:

Yes, the job market is a little down around here. But it is a great place to live.

Terl, this is certainly above and beyond the call of duty. You da man!

Regarding the apprehension of one Mr. S. Master: I’ve just been informed by the local constabulary, that the charge of troll-napping (class 1 felony) has been added and they’ve doubled their efforts to locate him.

Official Notice

The FotR Criminal Task Force has issued a Warrant for the arrest of Mr. Seeker Master. There are several charges pending, not the least of which is troll-napping. The subject is armed and dangerous and is prone to frequent psychotic behavior. Do not try to apprehend. If seen report immediately to FotRCTF.

Terl has done his best to undo the damage caused by his empeor's errant actions. He used his personal funds and equipment to restore the Prancing Pony to its former state.

In the spirit of cooperation and justice, Terl is cooperating fully with FoTRCTF and is relating all that he knows (or suspects) to their agents at this time. He notes to the officers that Mr Seeker Master was last seen wearing a white toga and was carrying a large empty sack that had been used to return the hapless troll Seeker had earlier kidnapped.

Terl related to the agents, "I don't know what happened. I told him to keep up on his meds, 'specially after that horrible weapon discharged near him. He just snapped."

Theoden stepped up to the podium at the news conference. Greldon stood beside him, sporting the shiny new badge of the FotRCTF.

"Mr. Seeker Master, alias Mayito7777, alias Jedi Mayito7777, alias Jedi Master Mayito7777, alias Admiral Mayito7777 is wanted for questioning regarding bar destruction and the abduction of a helpless troll. His whereabouts are unknown at this time, however we have witnesses who are cooperating with authorities and hope to have Mr. Seeker in custody soon. When questioned about the accused, a spokesman from the Jedi Republic answered "We should have known the boy was going to get himself in trouble after leaving the Republic." Mr. Seeker now has warrants in 11 star systems. Are there any questions?"

A reporter from the Special Forces Network stood up.

"Samurai Ben of SFN, has Mr. Seeker Master any distinguishing marks that might help people identify him?"

"Good question, Ben! Yes, Mr. Seeker is known to dress in what some describe as a toga, but is more closely related to that Vulcan robe that Spock wore in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. He is likely to be mumbling something about keys or stones and should certainly be talking about the Light everywhere he goes. He has a Cuban accent. Any more questions? No? Okay, thank you all for your time."

With that, Theoden and Greldon exited the news conference room.

Excellent Theoden!

This is John Walsh. Tonight on "Middle Earth's Most Wanted" we are looking for clues to help us find Seeker Master. We will be asking for you, the viewer, to phone in tips to our hotline after the show. A note to minions of the Darklord, we will be accepting palantir calls on this one.

Seeker Master, we ask, seeking the light? Or seeking trouble? He casts himself in shadows of benevolence yet we go now to Curt the Troll to ask for his opinion. Curt, can you tell us what you know?

"Well, I was at da Pony wit my friends just having a good time when all of a sudden I am in a big bag. I wakes up in a strange place an gets shoved about a bit. Then da man, he takes me in da bag again an next youse know I was back here, bein' let go free in the woods. I done nothin' to this guy. Oh he was wearin' a white sheet-like dress and kept talking about light, or spam, or somethin' like dat."

And now we go to the Prancing Pony to talk with the bartender.

"I was just cleaning up this morning, getting ready for the day when this guy in white comes in with some kind of weird saber thing and he just starts wailing away on everything. Just a-hacking and chopping everything, he was. He was laughing wildly, almost crazy like. The after he left this Terl guy comes and offers to fix it all back up, which he did."

Please, if you have any information at all call the FoTRCTF or 1-800-GET-SEEK with your tips. We have to get this man off the streets before he destroys more or kidnaps again.

Thank you Middle Earth for watching. Goodnight.



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LOL LOL LOL

Middle Earth's Most Wanted!!

Samwise...er...Terl! You really do belong back in the Fellowship!!

I heard that a pentagram is only truly evil with twin points in the ascendant. You'll never summon a demon with it that way up.

Congratulations to Ginata for breaking the million point barrier! Metaverse scientists have long theorised that if a single player's score exceeded a million points, they would gain infinite mass, travel backwards in time, and collapse into a black hole. This theory has now been disproved! On behalf of the opposition to the Special Forces, I'd like to wish her a long, happy and above all imminent retirement.

~SDC~

No doubt about it! Definitely a place in the FotR for Terl. And by the way, awesome job rebuilding the Prancing Pony. It’s better than ever!

I have to check in at FotRCTF Headquarters to see if there's been any developments regarding the fugitive Seeker Master.

I love this thread

Seeking for Seeker

In breaking news today we have reports of an alleged troll-napping incident and the destruction of a local landmark. Law enforcement officials with FoTRCTF have given us a description of the alleged. He was last seen wearing a white bedsheet and carrying a large troll-napping bag. Please call the authorities at once. They say he is dangerous and unpredictable.

Tabloids have joined the furor and have even replaced the "Bat-Boy joins the navy" story to run an expose on Seeker Master.

Brandi Buck, with the California organization TAF (Trolls are Friends) is calling for the Midlle Earth Environmental Protection agency to bring suit against Seeker for bringing undue harm to an endangered species. "Trolls were hunted for entirely too long," she claims. "Ogres had been too, but, since Shrek, they have started a rebound as people see they have feelings too. We want the same for Trolls."

Tom RidgeBombadil, Director of Arda Homeland Security, has stated that Seeker will be added to the list of known bad guys and miscreants.

Stay tuned for more on this PBS (Palantir Broadcasting Station) network affiliate.

Indeed. (I'm starting to sound like Arcilte!! )

I've gotta say this thread has certainly turned into one of the most popular lately! Seeker's crime spree has generated a lot of interest in the Fellowship.

*****FLASH*****

Breaking news alert from EoTL HQ. Greldon while serving the warrant upon the EoTL to produce Seeker Master got this for his efforts: I am right beside you Greldon, here a small present for you. C'ya and The Seeker Master departs in his ship leaving Greldon with a pie in his face.

This will surely add to the list of charges. More later....

Wow!! Assault on an officer of the FotRCTF!! That's a serious offense!

Yeah, I signed up on Trading Spaces with Sauron. Man what a dump that Mordor is Anyway, he did our greatroom at the Pony and we remodeled his guest bathroom.
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LOL LOL LOL Your patrols ships are too slow to stop the Seeker Master or better known now as "The Enforcer", you better watch out, you all are being nutty kids you may not get a present for Christmas, just coal nuggets (Ooops sorry I was watching St Clause 2) LOL LOL

And what a Great Room it is!! Okay, corny joke.

The Pony bar suddenly gets rattle to its core, a series of explosives discharges rattle the place, but no damage just papers appear spread everywhere on them the picture of the new galactic villain "The Enforcer" is on them with big red letters "Come and join The Empire of The Light" or all the bars will be destroyed starting tomorrow at 00.90:00 GYW Metaverse time. LOL LOL LOL LOL

WARNING ALERT!!! WARNING ALERT!!! Do no visit any of the FOTR bars they are all rigg and will be blown apart tomorrow at 9:00 Metaverse time if they don't hand over Theoden to the Empire of The Light, you are been warned!!!!

Signed The Enforcer

Terl, convinced that his emperor has gone utterly mad, does what any self-respecting Psychlo would do, he changes sides. Terl is distraught over the damage wreaked by this Seeker Madman who now alleges to be an enforcer. An enforcer for what?? I question now the blue smiley he displays. For now look:



Methinks he should be: The Extortionist