pseudosoldier

Reply to Our house. in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Man... I didn't get any poo-flinging squirrels when they gave me housing. [/jealous]

Kerry Reveals Bush's Reason for the Invasion in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I was reading an article posted on JU Link , where the last comment (at the time... I'm sure the 3 people participating have bumped it up) asked for an Iraqi citizen's opinion. Now, I'm not an Iraqi citizen, but I spent some time searching for something appropriate on the net. Unfortunately, non

Reply to MOPS Platoon Hits the Gridiron! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Sangus - You might have difficulty finding him lately. He's completely immersed in alcohol. Er. I mean, the football game. (He's only soaking in the sauce.) Honestly, grey has gone on record as saying he's terrible at FPS. You'll have to take him on at something he's good at... I suggest face-to-face SSX3.

Blogiston in Pure Technology JoeUser Forums

(inspired by a conversation with greywar) Link blogiston theory , hypothesis regarding blogging. The theory, advanced by J. R. pseudosoldier late in the 7 o'clock hour this morning and extended and popularized by M. R. greywar, postulates that in all bloggable materials there is

Reply to Masculine or Feminine? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Wait... 7 or 8 other people had shots off that bottle. NFI. That doesn't really say anything about "too much tequila" to me. Arr.

Reply to Masculine or Feminine? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Aye, those first two drinks you list (especially the very first) bear the mark of the dread girly drink! Arr, Monobrow'd be proud! Arr.

Avast! in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

For those of ye who do not know... today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Ye lubbers can divine information from this site: Link A worthy holiday it be, indeed! Bonus track: While on TDY to Germany with Cochise and greywar, the subject of "civilian clothes day" came up amongst the locally s

Reply to Tequilla and Dr. Pepper in Humor JoeUser Forums

You did NOT just suggest mixing alkyhol with a DIET drink?!? EEEEUUUUGGGGGGHHH! Old Diet Dr. Crow disagrees.

Reply to Army Wives Disgust Me!!! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

1. Not that I feel I have to (as you were only attacking a certain segment of this particular population), but allow me to be the first to stick up for my wife. I feel she is one of the ones that Gideon would say should be commended, and is most definitely not one of the ones the good Lady is ranting about. 2. I don't know if the story you tell of the attempted suicide is true or not, but even if the self-inflicted wounds *had* been fatal,

Reply to Soldiers Threatened with Iraq Duty to Coerce Re-enlistment in Politics JoeUser Forums

Reply By: jesusstayscrunchyYeah I posted this in another thread -- got a lot of flack from folks who say I shouldn't judge the workings of the army. The flack you got from me was actually just about your off-topic comment to your own article...

Reply to Tequilla and Dr. Pepper in Humor JoeUser Forums

No, no, it's us guys and our alcohol: Link Well, Special, I feel for you, as many of my friends were in the same boat the last time we were where we are. Good luck holding it together, man.

US Claims Saudi Arabia has no in Religion JoeUser Forums

Link And, in other news, the sky is blue. Alright, allow me to expound on the ramifications (or possibilities thereof). This is really the first overt unfriendly diplomatic move we've made towards the Kingdom since Bush took office. (If there was ano

Reply to United States Shortchanges Reconstruction of Iraq in Politics JoeUser Forums

Damn those "short term needs" like security! Yet when Iraqi civilians are blown up by the dozens because they are waiting in line for jobs as police, officers of the law, civil servants... there rises the cry against, not the insurgents, but the Americans, for lack of security.

Reply to Top Ten Reasons Why I Should be a Cop in Business JoeUser Forums

3. My buddy Sangus worked for awhile as a Forensics Photographer, as kind of a summer job/internship bit while he was in high school. His two worst stories were: A) The decomposing body that was found in the woods. He had to (try to) photograph it during the autopsy. Vomitted everywhere when they sliced it open... the smell. B) The crazy-ass bitch who lit her car on fire to spite her husband...

Reply to CBFTW Updates in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

No, but we might hate for them to think that we know more about them than we want them to know. You know? Say, that we know enough about them that a relatively low-ranking Commanding Officer might identify them to his entire unit? (Or, on the flip side, that the commander shouldn't've done that, and someone may have dimed him out on the 'net... great, now that's my paranoid theory.)

Reply to It's Not Always an Army of Fun in Misc JoeUser Forums

Stop *loss*, whip. Y'know, some may be wondering where the promised other half of this article is, but I've seen Geez at work, and I don't wonder any longer...

Reply to When the War Really Started in Current Events JoeUser Forums

And Muggaz gets an Insightful from me... strange, but I think the Geez's sincere and poignant story may bring out the sentimental in all of us. Know that I've read this twice, and read portions of it to my wife... a fine article.

Saudi Elections? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Link With no cited explanation, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has postponed its elections for nearly meaningless local positions. Yet again. If they are so interested in political reform, why put this off? Is it indeed because the religious observations

The Face of the Iraqi Resistance in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Although he has been sitting in my "Iraqi Blogs" link section off to the right, I hadn't been checking in on "Iraq the Model" for awhle. I'm making a greater effort to go through all my blog "favorites" lately, and was very pleased to see this insightful article on that site <a href="http://iraqthemodel.blogspot.com/archives/2004_09_01_iraqthemodel_archive.html#10950

Reply to TIME Even Questions Modern Islam in Current Events JoeUser Forums

meh. I've had this happen to varying degrees on various JU pages. It seems fairly random, and sometimes fixes it self by going to a different page and coming back. I really don't think this is grey's fault.

Reply to The Penis Game in Humor JoeUser Forums

On Disney just now - A Very Goofy Penis

Reply to "How Are You?" in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Hot Chow! [/hotchow]

CBFTW Updates in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

CB jumps back on the blogwagon, but not entirely. He claims that he will no longer be writing actively about his personal experiences in Iraq, because he does not want to subject himself to censorship. Personally, I feel that being bullied into keeping your yap shut for fear of being told specifically to keep your yap shut pretty much qualifies as censorship anyway,

Reply to Clerks: The Sequel in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

Aside from Clerks, and then Chasing Amy (although I've flip-flopped on this order in the past), my next favorite Kevin Smith works are his run on Daredevil (#'s 1-13, I believe) and then the first story-arc of Green Arrow (after Ollie was brought back from the dead). Then it's Dogma and Mallrats (not having seen Jersey Girl, nor intending to voluntarily or, at the least, sober).

Reply to No Speaky Engrish in Humor JoeUser Forums

At least the food was hot though…. Hot Chow! [/hotchow]