pseudosoldier

Reply to Iraqi Soccer Team's Response to Bush Ad in Politics JoeUser Forums

To address the article: My understanding was that it was a portion of the team that felt this strongly against the US occupation of Iraq, not the entire team. Which sanctions are you referring to? The ones that are now lifted? I feel that the feelings of Iraqis that want us out of their ASAP is fairly justified. However, those who join "the resistance" against both American/Multinational Forces and the fledgling Iraqi government's se

Reply to Iraqi Soccer Team's Response to Bush Ad in Politics JoeUser Forums

There is never an updated body count of innocent people who have died in Iraq. The most accurate body count of civilians in Iraq would be at Link Plea

Reply to I Would've Choked Him... in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Ah, but what's good for the GUS is good for the... well, no one else, I fear. It makes me want to cry, honestly.

I Would've Choked Him... in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Perhaps it's best that he couldn't hear the gurgling, choking noises I was making towards the end of this conversation: [Bold indicates names I changed. Italics are my after-the-fact running commentary.] GUS says: yo yo yo pseudosoldier says: How's it going? GUS says: ok...first class tomorrow at 0800...Cal

Reply to "Over and Out" in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Tal rocks! Thanks, dude.

Reply to "Over and Out" in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

grey - Pass that on, would you? To my AKO, preferably. My assumption is that "the fucking fuckers" took issue with the NPR story, and probably did make him take it down. Yah. Big frown.

"Over and Out" in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

And... he's gone. Could've seen this coming with recent events, though. Link Anyone save any of his stuff? My own stupid fault I didn't copy down the Men In Black post, or any of the other combat ones.

Reply to Language School in Humor JoeUser Forums

's cool. Thanks.

Reply to Favorite movie lines in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

- Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'? - No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man. I was close, but looked it up on IMDB... just to be right. Y'know looking through there, I found one that about sums it up for me, recently (hat tip to SPC Poke

Reply to Pictures of Nobody in Misc JoeUser Forums

Be careful. His slip (and his real name) is showing... Last time that happened, he passed out, as I recall.

Reply to Language School in Humor JoeUser Forums

As chiprj mentioned above, Yahoo may have swapped the picture's place online for me. Remember my G8eorgia article? I'll see what I can do about securing another place to upload for free...

Reply to 213 Things.... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Greywar printed it, but I think that I pointed it out to him. When did you drop it in the briefing room? Recently? GW printed it off... 1/2 year ago? I think that copy wound up at the soldier center staff duty desk, at least in part.

Reply to It followed me home. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Too bad I already have a useless dog... If the does indeed look like the second pic, it would've been an easy sell.

Reply to The Farenheit 451 of central Texas. in Business JoeUser Forums

Aw, geez. Were you punished? I thought she had simply corrected you... I do feel guilty, however, as I noticed you reading and didn't correct you (as is my duty as an NCO). I felt like I'd be busting your balls for nothing... although at the time I wished you would've found some place less exposed to do it. Sorry, dude.

Reply to Language School in Humor JoeUser Forums

I have had my own experience with Yahoo switching picture links, but not from Yahoo Photos. I tried to link from Yahoo News: Link They were rotating pictures, but now they just seem to be gone... While at DLI (West), I witnessed a soldier telling a PSG about how his wife would be unhappy if he were sent to Korea. The PSG quipped, "That's what going to Korea's for, get

Language School in Humor JoeUser Forums

This was sent to me quite awhile ago, and I've just now uploaded it. Pretty accurate, though. (They didn't mention the key is to meet girls while you're in training .) Edit: Sorry it's so small... hmm. I'll work on that. Until then, t

Reply to Mental Illness boosts blogs? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Is there a ranking that I'm missing, or were you talking about the "Today's Top Referred Articles"? That would be quite different than "Today's Top Articles" I would think.

Reply to Cheers for Iraq's Soccer Team in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

Uday. [edit: Or Qusay. Wait, was that the joke? *sigh*] And, yeah, that'd probably shit on your morale pretty well. I guess they resond better to "carrot" than to "stick"?

Reply to August 15, 2004 Daily Log in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Could you provide links to the "universities and professors and even the United States Government " web-sites that have information on these devices? I'd like to investigate some myself...

Reply to Bush/Kerry, Punditry of the Left/Right, and Clown Phallus in Politics JoeUser Forums

I'd vote for perky nipples if the opportunity presented itself...

Reply to Al-Sadr Wounded in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Read on one of the televised cable news networks (can't recall which) this morning (local) that Sadr's aides are claiming he was wounded with shrapnel, but that the one of the Iraqi Ministries (defense? interior?) is claiming that he's not injured.

The first time I met him... in Work JoeUser Forums

My first day at the unit was Single Soldier Day out at a local lake. All the soldiers on post, except those with additional duties, were out at the lake having a barbeque, or playing volleyball, or hiding their beer drinking. Only those who had duty driver, or staff duty, or who were of such sufficient rank that they could not go or were able to choose not to go wer

Reply to typing 'porn' into the 'search' box in Humor JoeUser Forums

Mig - It was "dog + other word on the list" that I was referring to when I mentioned your Google referrals. There are some that are even more odd, actually... You get the dogs, greywar gets pedophilia, dharma has skinny girls with large chests and cheating air force wives... I just checked, and I seem to not have staked a claim to any fetish areas yet. Maybe that will inspire an article from me. At the very least, I'm going back through yours t

Reply to Al-Sadr Wounded in Current Events JoeUser Forums

It's also nice to know that one of the major news agencies bothers updating its web-site when things happen oversease... often CNN sits on this until they arrive at the office in the morning. Holy cow, CNN updated! Crazy. Link Also, here's Al-Jazeera's take: Link Sorry, but they hadn't update

Reply to Bush/Kerry, Punditry of the Left/Right, and Clown Phallus in Politics JoeUser Forums

Another attempt to re-rail this (unless Clown Cock Fights were what grey intended, and then this is woefully Off Topic): I find myself tilting towards what some would call a "throw-away" vote for an Independent. I'm not fond of the two major parties right now, and I'd like to help an Independent party earn the campaign fund matching from the federal government. (From what I understand, they have to obtain a certain amount of the voters in or