This is typically how creationists think: Oh...and by the way, that is a real quote... "I wasn't here 2 million years ago," Fanti said. "If evolution is so slow, why don't we see anything evolving now?" Not from that pleasant fellow in the picture, but f
[quote]Come on Zoo, stop the nit picking and accept she did good (see how I didn't say great).[/quote] She said it like 4 times. It's a pet peeve and I don't want to hear the word, 'nucular' over and over again. Ugh. It's annoying. She did okay...which is to say she exceeded expectations of not erupting into a giant ball of total failure. [quote]The things they tell kids in school to motivate them now a days [/quote] Hey...it was the com
[quote]Uh, oh...I just realized I have an O.J. Simpson football card in my collection. What should I do? Am I safe?[/quote] I don't know. [e digicons]:\[/e] Maybe you should put it in a pillowcase and throw it outside...just in case he comes looking for it. [quote]While you barely remember it, Zoo, the day is etched into my memory like an ugly train wreck you can't erase. [/quote] I think that's an apt description of what happened. [quote]The inmates R
[quote]like you have? Is this the kettle calling the pot black? [/quote] Yes, all science is lies. You have uncovered our horrible conspiracy, KFC. ~Zoo
[quote]Now, we must 'cure' global warming?[/quote] I was still in the medical analogy. :P [quote]"It just chaps my hide that people can be satisfied with trying to 'fix' something without ever wanting to know why it began in the first place."[/quote] That statement works for me. [quote]All our hides should be so chapped.[/quote] So they should. ;) ~Zoo
[quote]Palin spoke smarter than Biden in the debate.[/quote] One 'word': nucular. Yeah, smart. [quote]" An analysis carried out by a language monitoring service said Friday that Gov. Sarah Palin spoke at a more than ninth-grade level and Sen. Joseph Biden spoke at a nearly eighth-grade level in Thursday night's debate between the vice presidential candidates."[/quote] Hah! I spoke and read at a 12+ grade level in Jr. High. :D Wait...if Palin
[quote]Ah, yes, gotta love purposely inflammatory questions to cause actual thought to be buried under piles of rhetorical bullcaca.[/quote] Considering that site is promoting this book, it's really no surprise. ~Zoo
You DISAGREED with the Barack Obama position on 29 of the 48 test questions. This means you disagree with the Obama position 60% of the time. Hmm...see, I'm not as much as a liberal yuppie as ya'll seem to think. :P What did the question about his brother have to do with his policy? Also, this wasn't very balanced among different issues...mostly abortion, taxes, and energy...actually, they were pretty loaded ques
[quote]Who paid for his Harvard education?[/quote] Probably the same way I'm paying for my education. Scholarships and loans. As for books...well, I haven't the faintest idea. I thought it was kind of hard to get a book deal...especially about someone who hasn't really been famous for anything. ~Zoo
[quote]Well...we ARE pretty amazing.[/quote] Humble, too. ;) ~Zoo
[quote]I think right wingers think Palin won and left wingers think Biden won. Over on Fox, the viewer poll had Palin winning by like 4 to 1. Over on MSNBC, it was practically the other way around.[/quote] Yeah, I saw an article about that. If you're really supporting someone, then they're always winners to you...cause no one wants to support a perceived loser, do they? Nope. Hmm, when's the next presidential debate? I hope it'll be better than the last one...i
[quote]Well, then why are you and other Democrats in favor of the Kyoto treaty when we don't know the cause of global warming?[/quote] The Kyoto Treaty reduces our impact on the environment...it's a good thing regardless if what we do causes global warming or not. [quote]How do you know that "Man did it" isn't a misdiagnosis (to go along with your analogy) and that our subsequent "cure" isn't going to kill us all? What if all of the measures that we take on the premise o
[quote]sanchonino and cedarbird are my heroes![/quote] Mormon brother and sister teams get shit done! ~Zoo
So I guess karma caught up to ol' O.J. and he's going away for awhile. LAS VEGAS, Nevada (CNN) -- Former gridiron great O.J. Simpson was found guilty of all 12 counts in the armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers at a Las Vegas, Nevada, casino hotel last year. <img src="http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/200
The only tips I have are: Do; Paint Face Don't: Paint that which is Not Face. I can't paint on canvas much less on people...:P ~Zoo
[quote]With all respect, this is irrational and a lie. It exposes your lack of understanding of the nature of science. Genome analysis and the simple observations of embryology are powerful evidence of the theory of evolution through natural selection, to mention only two. Nothing about evolution, however, precludes a God or other divine being by some other name and there is no 'evidence' that religion and evolution theory are mutually exclusive. This issue has been beaten to death so many ti
[quote]And Biden really did say, "When the stock market crashed in 1929, FDR went on television to calm the nation." I may have missed the exact quote by a word or two, but that's what he said. And if you've missed the '57 states, going on 58' clip of Obama, you've just not been paying attention.[/quote] I've heard of both of these...I just never get around to seeing the actual clips. So much better to see it rather than just hear about it. ~Zoo
[quote]Even I understand what she meant - mitigate the effects if we can, whether it's man-made or not (which it isn't). You really have your blinders on, Zoo. You've just got it on for this woman.[/quote] I know damn well what she meant. What I mean is: How can you mitigate an effect when you don't know the cause? Let's have doctors try that and see what happens. "Hey, buddy looks like you're crying blood. Not sure what's causing that, but let's just try stu
[quote]Um, no...I just talk like I'm eighty.[/quote] Sometimes I slip into decades old slang...it's kind of fun to whip it out on unsuspecting people...it's, as one might say, the bees knees. [quote]Yeah, now gimme all your money, you lazy little man-ho![/quote] Sorry...please don't hit me! [e digicons]:pout:[/e] ~Zoo
[quote]You're kidding, right? You seem like an intelligent enough person, but I could be wrong, I suppose.[/quote] Nah, I think they're perfect in every way. [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] They screw up too...although the media doesn't seem to keep whipping it out for very long. Damn liberals! So actually I was kind of serious...if you have any good videos of Dem fuck ups, link me. They don't linger long enough for me to get a chance to check'em out. ~
1. What is your greatest fear? Dying alone and unloved. :( 2. What is the most evil thing anyone could ever do? They could do nothing. As in refusing to help someone, refusing to act, refusing to care. Also, harming innocent people and torturing animals for their own amusement...sick, sick shit. 3. Is there anything you would refuse to do in any circumstances? Harm or kill an innocent being. I can't bring myself to do it...no matter what.&nb
[quote]I CAN'T HANDLE ANOTHER FOUR YEARS OF NUCULAR!!!!!!!!![/quote] Oh God...neither can I... I was wondering whether she was doing that on purpose. The moderator said it...she knew how it was supposed to sound, but no...let's use syllables that aren't even there. Nuclear...new and clear...easy, right? Apparently not. *sigh* ~Zoo
[quote]By the way, are the media still talking about any of Joe's or BO's 'stumbles' like they continue to talk about Palin's with Couric? [/quote] If you find any, let me know. Laughing at the incompetence of possible national leaders makes me stop sobbing in horror about what's going to happen to the country. [e digicons]:S[/e] [quote]that Joey would eat her lunch, [/quote] Now THAT would be something to watch. :P ~Zoo
[quote]I'm sorry she disappointed you in not answering like she did in a previous interview and didn't give you the "riot" you were looking for.[/quote] It's okay, I'm always optimistic about the future. :D Another Couric interview would pretty much do it...but I don't think Palin will be sticking her neck out that much anymore. ~Zoo
[quote]ven the Scientists can't agree on global warming's source yet he comes out and says it's man-made? [/quote] At least he's trying to pinpoint a reason. Unlike Palin: "I don't know what caused it, we should just fix it." Puh-leeze...you have to know the cause before you can solve anything. ~Zoo
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