Zoologist03

Zoologist03

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Thoughts on the VP Debate in Politics JoeUser Forums

Biden kicked Palin's ass. No question. How much pandering to the 'Sixpack Joe' and 'hockey moms' can you do, Palin? Christ, I was embarrassed for you. On top of that, she talked to us like we were children....it's insulting. If I hear the word 'maverick' one more God damned time I'm going to snap on someone...is that the only word she fucking knows? Both of them were pretty heavy on the word, 'fundamental' but I'm pretty sure the co

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Reply to Palin's Been Warned in Politics JoeUser Forums

[quote]Hey zoo, if you really want some laughs you should keep an eye on Biden. His latest string of Gaffes may be some of the funniest I have ever seen. Especially the one where he conjures up FDR as the president during the Great Depression.[/quote] Then we are going to have an awesome(by that I mean hilarious, yet sad) VP debate! ~Zoo

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Reply to What Phobias do you have? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Moderate arachnophobia...I have no problems with tarantulas or anything else that's big. It's those little ones that move way too quick and hide way too easily. Not a fan of the jumping spider...just the thought of it jumping into my face...bleh. They are really, really cool though...as long as I know where they're going. :P Other than that, nothing really irrational. ~Zoo

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Reply to The lesser of two evils?!? in Politics JoeUser Forums

[quote]So what do you do?[/quote] Bailamos el ChikiChiki. Uno: El Breikindance Dos: El Crusaito Tres: El Maiquelyason Cuatro: El Robocop <embed type="application/x-shockwave

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Reply to Palin's Been Warned in Politics JoeUser Forums

I just wonder how bad Palin's going to flail. If her interviews with Katie Couric are any indication, this'll be a laugh riot. <EMBED name=comedy_central_player pluginspage=http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer align=middle src=http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml width=332 height=316 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allownetworking="external" allowScriptAccess="always" bgcolor="#cccccc" quality="high" mce_src="http://www.comedycentra

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Reply to Two Movies-Two Polar Opposites in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

[quote]what absurdities? Why is it ok to poke fun of religious people? Is this a nice thing to do? [/quote] What absurdities? The extremism stuff, mostly. Rejecting hard science in favor of a story that may or may not be true and can't be tested at all. Why is it okay to poke fun at anything? Because it's fun. As for nice? Eh, since when do we have to be nice all the time? Friends rag on each other all the time, it builds friendship an

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Reply to A Webcomic I Hope You'll Check Out in Blogging Stardock Forums

I'll have to check some of these out...missed this the first time around. There are 4 comics that I'm keeping up with currently. Cyanide and Happiness , Daisy Owl , xkcd , and Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal . I linked the the first Daisy Owl one...it's a bit linear. The others are random so it doesn't mat

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Reply to Two Movies-Two Polar Opposites in Movies & TV & Books Stardock Forums

[quote]I will not be seeing Bill Maher's movie Religulous [/quote] Why not? Can't take the criticism? :) Wouldn't hurt to at least watch it when as a rental or something. It doesn't just 'mock' the Christian faith...it mocks several faiths. The point is to poke at the absurdities of religion...y'know, not take everything so seriously. If I had time I'd probably go see it...unfortunately I've got way too much to do. I've never even heard of F

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Reply to Single Again in Dating JoeUser Forums

[quote]But we have to stay on topic, remember???[/quote] Did you know a giraffe's tongue is 18-20 inches long and bluish black? Yeah, put that in your on topic pipe and smoke it! Bwahahaha! I'm a rebel! [quote]That show is the bee's knees!!!![/quote] You been watching too many 20s themed movies? Haven't heard that lingo in a while. [e digicons];P[/

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Reply to I solved the economy problem. in Politics Stardock Forums

$300,000 sounds nice to me. Suck ass, college debt and hello some fancy new toys! Of course noting my miserly ways, I would have to save a good bit of it para el futuro. :) ~Zoo

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Reply to You think you got what it takes to be an American citizen? in Current Events Stardock Forums

[quote]Does anyone know what one has to score to pass? [/quote] That article says this: "These 100 questions represent those asked in the new test. They were created based on the official sample test. They are not the actual questions. Applicants must correctly answer six out of 10 questions similar to those presented here. They also have to a read a sentence in English and write a sentence given to them." So I suppose a 60% would get you citizenship.

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Reply to What Should I Write About? in Writing Stardock Forums

[quote]Not when it is done well. Everyone likes to take a "magic Carpt Ride" on occassion, but not in reality. So reading about it is better than experiencing it. Dynamaso does it very well. I suspect he just lets his Super-Ego take control and then writes (Tova is another good one as is Roy).[/quote] We be a Brotherhood of Writers! :D ~Zoo

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Reply to Single Again in Dating Stardock Forums

[quote]No way, man. Eternity is going to be awesome, no harp playing! But that's not the point. I don't want to get into that, because then we'll have fighting on the blog.[/quote] Fight? I don't fight...mostly I'm just facetious. :D At least you guys have an interesting version. ~Zoo

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Reply to What Should I Write About? in Writing Stardock Forums

[quote]Of course you won't make many friends here doin' that. Trust me I know! Thought [/quote] Folks tend to lean towards the warm and fluffy...digging deep into the ol' psyche of what I like to call "some fucked up shit" tends to make'em a wee bit uncomfortable. Ah, but I got me some good friends on here already...that I do. :D ~Zoo

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Reply to Single Again in Dating Stardock Forums

[quote]Pretty much. It's this thing about being together for time and all eternity... [/quote] An eternity that's hopefully interesting...instead of sitting around talking about how awesome God is for the next infinity eons. ~Zoo

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Reply to Single Again in Dating Stardock Forums

[quote]Last I heard, Zoo's still single....[/quote] What're you, my pimp? [e digicons];P[/e] Sorry about the breakup...but it didn't turn into a shitfest, and that's really all you can ask for. :D ~Zoo

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Reply to The People In It in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

[quote]I make a habit of splashing lesbians with holy water and then screeching they are all baby killers going to HELL!! Scared? [/quote] I have lesbian tendencies...but this man's body I inhabit seems to make that a non issue. So I reckon I'm not particularly scared. :P ~Zoo

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Reply to What Should I Write About? in Writing Stardock Forums

[quote]That's it! Write something disturbing! I like to do that from time to time just to shake shit up 'round here....[/quote] Ah, familiar territory...I've done it a few times. Usually turns out pretty well. :) ~Zoo

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Reply to What Should I Write About? in Writing JoeUser Forums

[quote]Eh, I don't think that sounded quite like I intended but you get the idea... [/quote] Indeed I do...on multiple levels...some of which are distrubing. [e digicons]:\[/e] ~Zoo

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