Did I ever tell you that you scare me sometimes?....I mean...wow...anyway, it was...."interesting"...I'm a tad afraid...and I'm not quite sure what to say...so, I'm going to go now...uh, see ya. ~Zoo
Ah, Capt....you're problem is.....lack of assertion....and of course your refusal to get angry. You need to learn to...uh, let's say...whoop some ass....yeah...or at least yell at them....unleash your rage...it'll make you feel better...trust me...otherwise you'll get an ulcer or something....hehe...but seriously, you don't need to "keep up the happy"...it's alright to get pissed off once in awhile (a lot for me..lol)...and it's healthy I think...so...
Well, in these recent days it appears that a multitude of raccoons have moved in around my house and threatening my sanity as well as the live of my poultry. First it was innocent enough, just stealing some dogfood and such, then they crossed the line by knocking over one of my chicken feed barrels, shredding the dog food bag, and most importantly....attacking my emus
Hmm....okay, this article is pretty good....apparently you are truly passionate about this matter...(duh!)...lol....but it is very inspiring....You've conveyed the declination of human society very well with this little piece...I usually avoid saying this kind of stuff....although, it's very true...just because I like to play the part of an optomist most of the time...but I think things like this need to be said...very good article....a little rambling
1/ where do you live ? On a small tropical isle with a large and luxurious castle and underground bomb shelter.... 2/ what is your marital status ? Married to the perfect girl or have an entire house full of beatiful ones...everywhere...*drools* 3/ what type of home do you have ? Big ass castle or mansion...whatever 4/ what do you do for a living ? Zoologist....with a Ph. D. 5/ what is your greatest a
Ah good to see you've mastered the Quotes now.... ~Zoo
Hrmm....sounds.....interesting...I hope you get that freshman back...hehe....and I just think the coach was just trying to get a point across...but it's going to be awkward especially if it's a guy. Maybe I should go watch one of those games or practices sometime...lol....eh, we'll see.... Good story, ~Zoo
Mmmm....cake sounds good....hey...email me some... ~Zoo
Well, Capt. Cornbread kind of inspired this one with his cartoon articles...so I'm going to list my favorites here...I'll try to keep just 10...but there could be more...(These are in no particular order) 1. South Park 2. Futurama 3. Family Guy 4. The Simpsons 5. Inuyasha 6. Wolf's Rain 7. Yuyu Hakusho 8. Rurouni Kenshin 9. Pok
Oh, well thank you very much, Bridget.... ~Zoo
Well, if you don't mind hitting your animals...just grab him by the scruff of the neck and smack him a bit (It doesn't hurt them a whole lot)...that should solve your problem quickly...and you should not let him run away either after you smack him...just keep holding him and eventually there will be some obedience there...it worked with my cats....hehe... Hope that helps...remember not to smack it senselessly...just enough to get the point acr
Ok, here we go!!!! How many of you have ever been called a pervert? (I know I have...just about everyday, by every girl I talk to...LOL) My trusty Webster's Dictionary defines a pervert as: A person practicing or characterized by a deviant form of sexual behavior....which basically means that you're either doing something different, sexually from the
Well, here I am again with nothing better to do...so I have devoted my time to show people emus and maybe to educate them also. Quite frankly, I've met people that have no idea what an emu is....(I have some now, you'd know if you read the other article)...so I'll do a noble thing and teach ya'll a little something...(Oh, and all Australians...I'm very sorry, I know t
Thanks Zoo! Now, you need to think of something to write! Jeez, woman....what do you want?...Just give me some time.....I'll think of something, when I get around to it... ~Zoo
life n.-The form of existence that distinguishes living organisms form dead organisms or inanimate matter in the ability to carry on metabolism, respond to stimuli, reproduce, and grow. That's what my dictionary says about life...does it provide a better understanding?....Hmm and maybe you'd better, uh, take a break from the mall for awhile... ....anyway good article, nonetheless...
Crud...turned into a double post....(DELETE THIS) ~Zoo
girlie attempt to be kick butt, that turned into a -dare I say it- porn cartoon Isn't that what a lot of anime cartoons become...that's also why it became so popular... Anyway, you're right when most of the cartoons were better when
(Let me just say that Capt. and I agree that this blog is superb....just riddles and brainteasers, nice to keep the brain busy...for awhile... )
Bobbie is facetious. She is also abstemious. She gets pneumonia. Given those clues, what is the only American tree she will like? The Sequoia....She likes things choked full of vowels...all of them infact...or so this is my guess.....am I right? ~Zoo
Who says, "Ok lady. Love you, bye bye!" ? Mindy, I think that's the little girl's (or is it a boy...*shrugs*) name...the one with the dog named Buttons.... ~Zoo
Nice, did someone inspire this?....lol...anyway it provides a decent laugh....so, uh, good job then! (simplethings, good luck with that baby of yours...looks like you're having a bit of trouble...lol) ~Zoo
Good article...I've already retired my fact series(at least until the people call out for them again)...so I guess the stage is set for some fresh ideas from a new person...keep'em coming....I appreciate them.... ~Zoo
Not sure about "fore"...could be something from Latin or Greek....I'm not sure. Words came up as a way to vocally describe something...they just had to pic one and then everyone went with it....As for different languages...well, that depends on where people live...languages are all usually Latin-based...and when the people moved they changed and so did their languages.... The chicken came first by the way....probably....(Evolution from reptil
There are 4 women who want to cross a bridge. They all begin on the same side. You have 17 minutes to get all of them across to the other side. It is night. There is one flashlight. A maximum of two people can cross at one time. Any party who crosses, either 1 or 2 people, must have the flashlight with them. The flashlight must b
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