apdelong31

apdelong31

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Well if this can make you feel better zoo, at least you dont have to deal with a girlfriend who's complaining you bought her chocolate instead of the earrings she saw last time, and that chocolate makes her bum even bigger, and dont you think her bum is big, and is that all the money you'd spend on her, a lousy box of chocolates

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Anymore, I just come on here to see if there's anything tasty to read. Whenever I see an article more than three paragraphs with a hateful title by any number of the females in the guild, I just move on. Eh...I'll be around a bit, but don't expect a lot of production from me.

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Wait, doesn't quantum theory and such actually state that if something is not observed, then it doesn't exist? Not just "no one heard it" or "we can never know"....if no one observes a tree falling in the forest, it didn't fall . If someone were to come upon that fallen tree (which never fell, mind you) walking through the forest, though, then the fallen tree would immediately begin to exist, due to the overwhelming probability that it

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Sorry 'bout that, island_gurl, unfortunately that's about all I hear at school. Not necessarily directed toward me, but it still means the same. It's pretty pathetic, I can't wait to leave this place.

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Exemption lounge. EXEMPTIONS ARE A JOKE. Here's to how pedophiled-up our school is.

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Wow. That weirded me out, but a VERY good poem. Your throat is squeezed, your trachea collapses. You can’t breathe, but you’re not dying. As if reading your thoughts a voice thunders. That’s because you’re already dead. That was my favorite part. Favorite, of course, being favorite

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Danny, it sure adds a spice to life, but that same spice has probably taken 40 collective years off of the lives of JUsers. I'm glad you said it NJforever, but I fear that everyone is too far gone and that you are preaching on deaf ears.

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Yeh. Reading over it and thinking about it, most of the comparisons are a stretch. You know what though, it's out there and I guess I'll have to take whatever shit is headed my way. But honestly, Shaun, I never thought of what good she did for me. She definitely taught me a lesson and I won't get caught up in another relationship like that again. Now, at this juncture, I could say "Maybe I should cut her some slack and be a little more thankfu

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Moderateman, very true. It's a task to sift through the mindless babble for real honest ideas. Granted, we most likely think differently of what is mindless babble and what are real ideas , but that's the nature of the beast. Zoo, have you ever really noticed it though? If you hear two people talking about the weather, it has the potential to get very snippy. (segway music, que wa

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(Note: not the same Samantha that has an account on JU in the AC Guild) You're so different from the last, You come to me; I went to her, She wanted sex, and I wanted To give it to her But I love you Samantha, for other reasons. You're so cute, there's nothing else to call it Innocent like a child, sensible as a woman I ha

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Granted, I was tired when this came to me, but the similarities were eerie, and wouldn't you know it, I hate my ex-girlfriend too. (There are some parts that don't parallel each other, but work with me) So I start going out with my girlfriend, and I think she's the best thing since sliced bread. President Bush, well my parents sure weren't thrilled with him s

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Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still fucking retarded. I was reading another thread and drmiler said something along the lines of, "you win with *superior* firepower" (which I partially agree with, but it takes more than just the biggest guns and the dumbest asses to fire them). Moderateman responded b

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That, my friend, gives you a positive bonus rating. It's not hard to just put yourself in someone's shoes and attempt to understand where they're coming from (key word: attempt, sometimes it's really really hard). I guess some people are just too self-righteous to even question their own beliefs, and it's a shame really.

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Very funny cartoon, by the way. As for smoking, I'll never light up a cigarette. My grandma smoked for God knows how long but when her third grandchild (yours truly) popped up, she decided to quit. If my life means enough to make someone else quit, why should throw it away by smoking myself? My grandpa smoked as well, and when he died, he died with a non-productive hacking cough, one lung, and no bladder. The lung and bladder were lost because

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Intellectual bankruptcy from the left??? afterall, there was no liberals who died on 9/11, right? Yes, a sarcastic comment, but the grammar, for Pete's sake. It doesn't portray factual knowledge or lack there of, but grammar and spelling still fall under intellect. Not to mention the fearle

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Being a youth, I've said gay a lot, but I think "pedophile" is a much more deserving term. I don't think gays deserve such a negative connotation, but pedophiles definitely fit the bill. As for Spongebob and Patrick, that's just dumb and it really ruins it.

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I don't really give a crap whether the US did "bad things" at various times in its history. What I do care about are people doing bad things to me and my family. Have you been shot by Iraqi insurgents? Has your child been kidnapped, beheaded, and dragged through the streets? Has your wife been raped an

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