Banned for getting it all wrong... when I launder cash it goes in the washing machine.
starkers
Banned for sending undercover agents to the place of prayer to covertly stash counterfeit cash in its coffers before ringing the cops with a tip as to where to find it, then naming the padre as the one who put it there.
Banned for handing off counterfeit cash to little old ladies as well as putting some in the collection box at the local place of prayer.
Banned for feeling you missed out on all that cake and cream.... the $500 bills hidden inside the sponge
My first PC build was a Pentium 1 and the second was a Pentium II. That was in the early 2000s. From there I went to an AMD Phenom 1 and later a Phenom II. My next upgrade was to an AMD FX 5150 and then an FX 8150 before going back to Intel with an i7 4750. I stuck with AMD because they were cheaper than the Intel counterparts back then, and not being flush with money back in those days it worked out to be more economical. These days, though, Amd's Ryzen
Banned for setting your watch 2 hours forward to make it appear your mother was late.
[quote who="Island Dog" reply="8" id="3798951"] Quoting kona0197, reply 4 Double fail for choosing Intel when everyone knows Ryzen is better. Cheaper as well. Not a fail at all if I got it at a great price and it works like my other Intel CPUs have for the many years I have used them.<br
[quote who="kona0197" reply="4" id="3798834"] Double fail for choosing Intel when everyone knows Ryzen is better. Cheaper as well. [/quote] I have 3 Ryzen machines [one a Threadripper 2920X] and 2 Intel Core i7s. While I like the Ryzen machines a lot I must say that the 10th Gen i7 is also really good as well. The 4th Gen i7 4770 is a bit old these days but still runs like a dream. At the end of the day, I suppose it's up to the individual and what su
Banned for being tardy without an excusory note from your mother.
[quote who="WebGizmos" reply="24" id="3798527"] Quoting Jafo, reply 23 Currently watching Designated Survivor Gonna check that out Jafo....looks pretty good. [/quote] Also check out Top Of The Lake and The Almighty Johnsons, both are great Kiwi shows, the latter often times being rather comed
Banned for watching/listening to The Three Stooges and really getting both the spoken and written word messed up with Curly's nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. The thing about language is that it is ever evolving, often changing the rules to make a new word fit.
[quote who="WebGizmos" reply="21" id="3798462"] Quoting starkers, reply 20 I'm not sure which season is currently showing I just finished watching the last of 6 seasons....they were all pretty good. [/quote] Thanks for that information, Steve, I think the entire series is on one o
Banned for thinking lazy foreigners bastardised the English language.... yeah the origins may have come from various places but it was the scholars at Oxford and Cambridge universities who collated and purified the English language as we now know it. Truth is, the English language has been bastardised by the use of various dialects within the UK, so Americans are not the only ones the make alterations over the years. [quote who="Ryat" reply="25489" id="3798472"] Ironicall
Banned for using a bastardised version of the English language and ridiculing an actual Englishman who is a walking dictionary of poor English. I will have you know that English was my best subject at school and even Jafo doesn't have a patch on me when it comes to its correct usage. Also, it's zed, not zee.... and honour, valour and demeanour all have U's in the correct spelling. Like I said, the Yanks bastardised the English language as part of a push to become independe
[quote who="WebGizmos" reply="19" id="3798441"] The Brokenwood Mysteries [/quote] Yeah, that's a Kiwi series I quite like. I'm not sure which season is currently showing but I did enjoy the first one and would like to catch up on all that I've not seen as yet. Another Kiwi series I got into was Top Of The Lake , a police, crime series with a few twists and turns. Another NZ series I really got into was The Almighty Johnsons,</stron
Banned for it's not about my old legs, rather it's about nice young ladies with nice long legs that go all the way up to there........
Banned for thinking I'm not interested in legs.
Banned for being all catfish-like and choosing to be a bottom feeder.
[quote who="JanOscar" reply="14" id="3797720"] Aussie Scott Ryan has made and stars in a black comedy crime drama series called Mr. Inbetween . (Rated 8.4 on IMDb btw) Really loved it! [/quote] Yeah, I started watching it but got distracted. Sadly, I no longer have Foxtel [the pay TV provider who commissioned it] to continue watching it. I won't renew Foxtel TV but it may yet appear on 7 Plus, a
Banned for a caviar appetite on a catfish spawn budget.
Banned for depriving hungry felines by feeding it to your guests.
[quote who="Timmaigh" reply="9" id="3797424"] I found out to like Aussie shows for some reason. Now Glitch was decent, but i aside of that watched in recent years Secret City, Pine Gap and Code and enjoyed all of them. [/quote] Yeah, our public broadcaster, the ABC [Australian Broadcasting Commission], produces some very watchable TV series.... and all without ads, I might add [pun intended]. Another that may interest you is Cleverman. .. and another:
I think why some people go stir crazy in lockdown is because they're thinking of what they could be doing out there in the big world outside, rather than what they can be doing at home. Yup, having high expectations when opportunities are limited or non-existent eventually leads to anger, frustration and boredom. It can also lead to some people breaching lockdown restrictions and potentially putting themselves and others at risk. Frankly,
[quote who="cyberslober" reply="4" id="3796622"] I definitely would get the vaccination if it was offered to me [/quote] Same here! Being closer to 68 than I'd care to admit, plus having pre-existing health issues, I'd jump at the chance to be vaccinated to avoid the negative affects of Covid-19. [quote who="Halo296" reply="5" id="3797133"] I understand completely, I still have the symptoms even thou my wife and I had it. I have the aches and pain in joint
Banned for jealousy is a curse.... ......and feeding your guests cat food is worse.