Banned for a rumbling gut that preceeded a major seismic event.
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Banned for going to a gun fight with a plastic knife and fork set.
Banned for riding a galloping goose into town to buy a new dictionary.
Banned for it's not my fault that you are so easily confused by such a simple spoonerism and threw out your dictionary because you couldn't find it within the pages.
Banned for shat faming.
Banned for fat inducing inactivity.
[quote who="PhoenixRising1" reply="25" id="3838376"] I remember when AMD's Phenom line came out it was my preferred choice simply because it was more affordable. Perhaps, because of that a lot of people just have more trust in AMD chips over Intel and know they are getting a good deal. [/quote] I was using AMD CPUs even before the Phenom line was released.... and long after as well..... especially with the Ryzen chips. I currently have 4 AMD machines and 2 Intel ones.
Banned for criticising my right to exercise my free will and watch pron if I want to.
[quote who="williamricm" reply="23" id="3838188"] though I've had to get builds or upgrades done at a local PC store in recent times due to arthritic hands and cramps making it difficult for me to do it myself. [/quote] That's my issue.... my hands are not up for it like they used to be. I can do smaller jobs that don't require a lot of work... like installing a SSD or HD, for example, maybe even a graphics card, but builds and major upgrades are taken to the local PC
Banned cos I never watch that superbowl stuff.... not ever. Rugby league is the only real footy.... and soccer comes a distant 2nd.
Banned for calling rap music... cos it's well out of that class and 99.9% of octogenarians truly don't like it... and the other .01% are deaf.
Banned for perpetuating the Summertime blues and disenchanting neigbouring octogenarians with damned rap music blasting from your doors and windows.
Banned for yet another weather report and boasting that you live in a temperate zone where sometimes you get cloudy with beef broth and noodles.
Banned for bringing us another weather report that does not apply to everywhere on the planet.... or anywhere else for that matter. Just cos you're freezing yer balls off up there in the Northern hemisphere don't mean to say we in the antipodes have icy nether regions.
Banned for dangling your feet in the toilet because you heard that your mum dabbed a bit of toilet water behind her ears and on her neck.
Banned for I do not take tablets in the car... vehicle. I take 'em at home with a glass of water.[e digicons]:w00t:[/e]
[quote who="RedneckDude" reply="14" id="3836946"] EGADS!!! Sorry Mark. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke! [/quote] Thanks, Jim, much appreciated. Thing is, it's the nice blokes and nice blokettes that it happens to. Anybody who's evil knows it's a scam or a damned hack before getting hit because it's similar to shit they think up themselves [quote who="DrJBHL" reply="15" id="3836982"]
[quote who="Jafo" reply="10" id="3836751"] Cybereason Ransom Free ....if it's still around....it's still functioning fine on my machine...along with Kaspersky...[e digicons];)[/e] [/quote] I've been thinking of using Kaspersky for a while now, perhaps now is the time to try it. As for CyberReason Ransom Free, I couldn't see it anywhere on their site; however, it was just a quick look and I shall go back later to investigate further. [quote who="naroon1" reply=
Banned for not knowing that those tablets ran on solar power.... and because they were so far ahead of their time.... Lunar Power as well.
[quote who="naroon1" reply="8" id="3836683"] What protection were you using when you were attacked? [/quote] IObit AntiMalware. However, I will trial the apps you have suggested to me and see how they go. Thanks for the tips.[e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e]
[quote who="gypsy2299" reply="13" id="3810272"] Signed off of my Facebook page before the reputed censorship of news, because I would get bombarded with friend requests from people I did not know nor cared to know. Did not help that one cousin would post multiple pictures of her dog daily. Like come on Cuz if I wanted to read about dogs I would have signed up for a Fidobook account.[e digicons]B)[/e] [/quote] I ditched Facebook after just one visit to sign up.
Banned for wearing ill-prescribed spectacles and not seeing that I was referring to the original timeline that began when Moses was a lad.
Banned for getting the ban timeline all wrong and trying to reinvent the wheel.
Banned for wanting your pre-existing bans lifted.
[quote who="Jafo" reply="3" id="3836153"] Mark...you must have sworn at a nun in a previous life.. [/quote] No, but I once cursed a monk who denounced my relationship with a nun. [e digicons];P[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] He reckoned they were called nuns cos they're supposed to get none.[e digicons];P[/e] [e digicons]:-"[/e] Seriously, though, I just happened to be on the wrong end of a nasty, nasty scheme to fleece people of th