A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his bald head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate. The man is offended that the out
The Baptism An man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk shouts, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks,
[quote who="Jafo" reply="300" id="3825269"] Anyone actually jumping on 11 already needs [as my father would say] "their head read"... [/quote] I tried it briefly on my HP 2-in-1 but it did not run too well, being it has a small CPU and just 4 gigs of RAM. 11 looks okay but it requires a better machine to run efficiently, and right now all my desktop machines are off-line due to ongoing desk modifications. I'll give 11 another go when I've finished upgrading my de
Banned for mentioning that the 'orange one' bathes in mandarin juice and washes his thatched roof [fake hair] in tangerine nectar to give off that phony orange glow.
Banned for being a legend in your own time and perpetuating those prehistoric myths praising legends of dubious character who hunted dinosaurs with just a spear and a knife fashioned from stone.
[quote who="naroon1" reply="6" id="3824571"] It is easily done without any other app. First find the icons you want to use, then right click each icon you want to replace, click properties, and look for the change icon, click it and browse for the icons you found earlier and apply them. Iconpackager does this in batches using a set of icons that usually match or are from a matching sets, so is much easier, if after you have applied a set of icons in Iconpackager, there is one or two you
Some more [fictitious] books.... Yellow River by I.P. Daily. Russian Rupture by Ivan Ripabollockoff. Does A Bear Shit In The Woods by Ima Grizzly. Zipper Accidents by Dick Hurtz. Stale FBI Files by Fox Mouldy. Multiple Breed Dogs by Heinz Breeder. Man With Rather Large Manhood by Don Key And finally.... How to Lie Profusely And Still Remain Popular by Donald Trump.
Thor, the god of thunder, was patrolling the skies behind his mighty hammer when he noticed a beautiful young lady sunbaking nude on a beach. Feeling a bit horny he goes down and asks if she'd like some sex. She nodded in the affirmative and they engaged in some wild and passionate lovemaking for an hour or so. After they had finished, Thor took off behind his trusty hammer to patrol the skies again. About 15 minutes later he was overcome with horniness again so went
Well I have gone back to Win 10 on my HP 2-in-1... 11 was slow and often times somewhat unresponsive. Thing is, I like Win 11 but this piddly old 2-in-1 cannot run it as well as it does Win 10. Oh well, not to worry, I have desktop machines that will run Win 11 efficiently, I just have to finish building my desk and refurbishing my bedroom come man-cave so I can set them up again.
[quote who="Victechnical" reply="11" id="3822684"] Quoting starkers, reply 10 I would have thought there would have been more interest in this thread, given there's a new OS and an updated version of StartXX. Well, I'm interested in seeing screenshots after you get 11 setup the way
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