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Reply to Apa..Aww, Fuck it. in Philosophy Stardock Forums

its studly c! i think this article encompasses all that is you. good times.

Reply to someday i'll teach you to beg in Art JoeUser Forums

ok...umm.... hey, how are you? hehe i liked it. i am getting used to your style of writing so thats good. i enjoy the older woman coming onto the younger guy deal but arent you just catering to men's wishes regardless with the whole "put your hands behind my head while i give you head" jazz? hell, if this lady is into it, thats cool. but i think it would be a lot more women-empowerment than subordination through domination.

Reply to Fahrenheit 911 aims to indoctrinate in Politics JoeUser Forums

i want to know where people get the information that bowling for columbine has lies in it. or even gross misleading like the bank scene. i would love to read more on it.

Reply to Fahrenheit 911 aims to indoctrinate in Politics JoeUser Forums

bam, indeed, muggaz. the most appropriate bam yet. i have to put the disclaimer that i like michael moore and love what he's trying to do. but with that said i try to have an open mind to the other side of issues he brings up. some of the info from moore's upcoming movie should be known: moore has made a point of having all the facts in his film checked and double-checked. he knows his movie will be torn apart so he really has to do his h

Reply to Tell me my poem rocks? in Art JoeUser Forums

thanks. i should make all my titles "tell me how much i rock" and apparently you guys will actually tell me i rock. awesome. in the words of tyler durden "self-improvement is masturbation". yeah, but i think masturbation is self-improvement too. hehe that had nothing to do with whats going on. where am i?

Reply to i know what boys like in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

i think the women being secure with herself is one of the one's i cant find enough. i find women who always say shit like "i'm fat", "i'm ugly", and shit like that. i LOVE self-deprecating jokes, i HATE slef-defeating personalities. good job on the list (for some one from 'the other side').

Tell me my poem rocks? in Art JoeUser Forums

Tech Savvy The computer says error in its digital voice with a hint of mock sympathy. Unable to install proper drivers , the computer informs me. I should stand up, walk away, take a drive to clear my head. What Dad did when Mom nagged too much, got in the station wagon and drove, treating problems like rattling un

Reply to cerebral karate for the cynical in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

good times. very well done. it is now my outline on how to live my life. and if i die young i want it on your head! your head!!!

Reply to the cranky old womans' greeting card suggestions in Humor JoeUser Forums

hey! i have a life you know? i go to work and class and such. and...and...and.... stop judging me! im going to SO make these god damned cards!

Reply to random acts of blindness in Humor JoeUser Forums

i know.....your loving me is part of your whole kindness plan. hehe

Reply to random acts of blindness in Humor JoeUser Forums

i am reminded of the movie "pay it forward" and i dont want you to get knifed by a 10 year old, vanessa....so make sure to only help horny old men, because their weapons arent nearly as sharp.

Reply to Pot Tastes Like Butterscotch! in Democrat JoeUser Forums

nice masonm, but it when it comes to the long term problems are far less than many legal things and only when abused.

Reply to my wedding night was rough alright ;) in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

its that whole "what is expected" thing that pretty much ensured you wouldnt get any that night. 'cause we both know that even if you try to the contrary you'll always go against the grain. so i say you WONT get any tonight...see, im helping!

Reply to Pot Tastes Like Butterscotch! in Democrat JoeUser Forums

yeah, his articles were always like this, and i wish i couldve had a better opposition to my point because it looks like i picked the nearest ditto head (that missed class the day they were telling him what to say about pot, at that!). and i didnt mean to. so if anyone is against the legalization of pot please post in here cause i think i could argue it confidently enough. well, lets see, atleast.

Pot Tastes Like Butterscotch! in Democrat JoeUser Forums

This is the article from my college newspaper that a Mr. Bryce Cooper wrote. He is a regular columnist and his columns became increasingly worse of the duration of the school year. I'm fine with someone differing from my opinion, but please, if you write a column for a newspaper on a regular basis do it better than this. ------------------------------------

Reply to they call me nipplebee in Humor JoeUser Forums

no. it was an electric sander and it took so long that i guess you could say it was an acceident but an exercise in boredom. jk

Alone Together in Art JoeUser Forums

Dark. Imagine a place far from here. You have to. This isn't the future that you desire. Light. Wipe the tears from your face. Now close your eyes. The routine has begun. Every night he comes in late he's always drunk. I can't remember the last time he was early. Or even on time for that matter. Dark. Sounds of the faucet ru

The Lonely Man in Art JoeUser Forums

Fuck chivalry. I want to see you try to live the life written in romance novels. Why don’t you live what you expect of me? No one can. It’s all external. It’s all just wanting to “fit in.” The room is cold to me. Susie’s warm, as if she just found a box of kittens on the doorstep. I just gave her the necklace that she’s been waiting her entire life for

Reply to Comic Store Cowboy #6 in Fiction JoeUser Forums

steve, i like your CSC, as i will call them from now on. and i like them being on JU cause more people should have a "niche" on here. you come for one thing (so far) and people know what to expect from you. like you write you column for the newspaper that is JU. woopizle.

they call me nipplebee in Humor JoeUser Forums

Do you understand the delicate balance between good and evil? The ying and the yang? Well, I don't. I think all that good and evil stuff is horse pukkie. Yes, I said it! Pukkie! In your eye, people that don't like that word. I once lost a toe -- A freak band-saw accident. Don't worry, I found my toe. I hate people with megalomania. And that's

Talk is cheap in Misc JoeUser Forums

You'll know me by my maroon "Lebowski-esk" bathrobe. Maybe I will be wearing the gray dress coat. When I disrobe (pun intended), you could spy my Gay Day t-shirt or my Mickey Mouse shirt or even the Humbert Mortgage Finney town Girl's Softball t-shirt. No matter what I'm wearing, I exude a statement. All of these lovely articles are from my favorite store. The Gr

Oh my God! in Religion JoeUser Forums

Oh my God! Not your God, but mine. You know, the real God. You believe in lies and fairytales. I believe in what my mother taught me. In what her father taught her, and what his parents taught him. So, how can that be wrong? If I am wrong, let your God strike me dead. Ha ha! Your God. That's hilarious. I know what you are saying. Your paren

Reply to what's your sign? horoscopes that will rock your socks off. in Humor JoeUser Forums

ive realized as long as i dont write anything that can be considered vaguely realistic im given praise, so i'll stick to the absurd and out-right fiction.

what's your sign? horoscopes that will rock your socks off. in Humor JoeUser Forums

i had some horoscopes on my website but since i am taking them off there i might as well put them up here. TO LIVE ON FOREVER!!!! *echo-o-o-o* JUNE HOROSCOPES -- just as trivial as the ones in magazines! Aries The moon is in retrograde. Mars aligns with the bull. You're senses are heightened on Wednesday when you smell lots o

Reply to i don't care WHAT you believe in in Blogging JoeUser Forums

this really has not much to do with your article but it reminded me of "jews for jesus" which i find almost as hilarious as your article. the idea of jews for jesus is like jews for pork. it kind of goes against what defines us (myself being a jew, but i eat pork...deal with it). jews for jesus is a long was of saying "christian". heh told you it had nothing to do iwth your article. oh, here's something. im not tolerate of belief systems.