JoeUser ForumsI guess this means we're getting off together . . . I mean going down together . . . Think unsexy thoughts.... think unsexy thoughts. lol That should cause an indigestion
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Stories on Iraq, for example, often focus on the problems plaguing the country as it attempts to stabilize itself and bring economic and civil order to the existing chaos. Because that's what news is... are you telling me that there is a single news outlet anywhere that doesn't concentrate on the negati
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Texas Wahine... you are a sweetheart and you have lovely, perky breasts... Who needs a quiz?
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I could do Homer writing the fortunes, but I think I will go back further to the episode called "The Last Temptation of Homer" where Michelle Pfeiffer played Mindy, a new worker at the plant who ended up being mutually attracted to homer. When they were sent away together to an energy trade show, they won a dinner for two at Madame Chao's, where Homer got a fortune cookie that told him "You will find happiness with a new love," which was playi
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I think the fact that Reagan was being played by Mr. Barbara Steisand, James Brolin, had a lot to do with it too.
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I thought about not including that line from the assessment... but eventually someone else would get it.... I agree about the adult content disclaimer though... because we don't know how bad some of these might get.
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eXpressive: 6/10 Practical: 2/10 Physical: 3/10 Giver: 8/10 You are a XSIG--Expressive Sentimental Intellectual Giver. This makes you a Teddy Bear. Hee! I just want to give you a big squeeze. You are tender, honest, generous and fair. You are an excellent kisser and a sensitive, communicative lover, and you know it. You would never intentionally hurt someone's feelings or overstep his/her boundaries. You have beautiful ey
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I read she played Janis Joplin near Broadway.
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In cynicism, you can find plenty to be amazed at... though generally speaking, it is usually just amazement at how stupid people are(that is the perception, not the reality mind you). Then again, when you are miserable, even the smallest good things, stuff that normally wouldn't make you happier, does. Then again, those moments are like a flower that eventually gets buried in manure... but you know its still there. In closing, here
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Some told me about The Vocem Chart Locator of American Politics , and I found it so interesting(though a little crude in implementation) that I thought I would share it with everyone here. If you don't know what a Vocem chart is(and I didn't when I first heard about this quiz), it is a politi
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Or would we choose new things to be in awe at? From the thousand paths to Tranquility: "Facts do not cease to exist just because we choose to ignore them."
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Do you agree that Foxnews's "Fair and Balanced" banner should be dropped? You mean much in the same way Bill O'Reilly has a "No-Spin Zone". CrispE, let's swing this back towards the original point of the article about conflicted interests. In your industry, the people you need to watch to make
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Oh I see.... yes, I have a tendency to do that about almost everything. But I guess admitting it is the first step to getting over it too. I mean, there has to be things that I don't let my mind take the wonder out of. Without the occasional sense of awe, well, what would life be?
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Well, we of course would have to assume that he follows my blog.... after all, who doesn't read my blog here.... Man, I wish my ego could get that bloated about things here.... lol And yes, I'm Pretty, OH, so pretty...
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Ravenblack: I have these little books called "A thousand paths to" some subject like love, happiness, enlightenment... and a lot of the statements in them seem like they would fit well on a fortune cookie. "Never be afraid of your own ideas" "Mistakes are the dues of a full life" I think it would be funny if one in every 30 fortunes had a really damning in it.... you know, maybe something like "You will die alone" or "You will be
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I am being totally serious here. I was just thinking at the beginning of last week, "I wonder what ever happened to Laura Brannigan?"... so I looked it allmusic.com.... and then I heard she died 4 days later. I thought it was a strange coincidence indeed....
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New from K-Tel records! This excellent collection of song titles has been sitting on a hard drive somewhere for months waiting to be made available to you, the blog reading public, and for a limited time, they are being released. Read such funny titles as: I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin,
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Seems we both had chinese food and fortune cookies tonight TW.... I guess great minds think alike The Fortune Cookie And yes, I do take responsibility for my indulgences... in bed.... <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif" border=0
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I think if Bill Buckley was still kicking around the tube, I doubt most of these other pundits wouldn't be around... I mean, how could they compete with him... he was an oratorical master.
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Not the kind of cougar I mean
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Man... I am freaked out by Koalas... they look all cute and all, but I've seen them in action... they are like the bunny in Monty Python and the Holy Grail..... they are the malignant little SOB's of the animal kingdom.
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And I bet she thinks about those warts all the time too... probably thinks she would be so much happier if it wasn't for those warts....
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For Texas Wahine... an obligatory Simpsons reference: Remember when the episode when Lisa cheated on the Wind in the Willows test after she got sick and ended up playing a video game for three days? The game she played was called Dingo Dash, which was a ripoff of the Crash Bandicoot series. Now Bandicoot... that's a funny word.
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I wonder if they make Cougar on Board signs as well.
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My comeback/reference to Badgers Be Afraid... be very afraid!
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