Sometimes things happen and we wonder why. Till this very day I think about the strange night in Yokosuka and wonder why. Yokosuka, Japan was just another one of many port visits my Naval Warship made. My friend Kevin had recently married and I was recently engaged. So, of course we wouldn't be expected to be found in the usual sailor places on this port v
I guess I did a lot of stupid things when I was a Kid. But buying my Mom a battery powered vibrator, had to be at the top of the list of stupid things I did. Of course, I had no idea what I was buying her at the time. Well let me explain. When I was a kid, I would go to these auctions looking for things for my Science projects and everything was bid o
Did anyone ever notice that "Clap Your Hands" commercial on TV? I'm just so glad its finaly off the air. I just couldn't watch the commercial without cracking up. It makes me laugh because of Singapore. One day I got into a cab with two of my friends, and one of my friends had a bad backache, so he told the Singapore Cab driver to take us somewhere where y
The other day, my nephew asked,"could you come to the mall with me and help me pick out some clothes for College?" That really brought back memories. As I drove along the Interstate to the Mall, I said to my nephew. "Let me tell you about my own fashion experience and just what it really now means to me for someone to value my opinion on clothes." <B
Many people start blogs because they want to share part of their every day routine with friends and family. But some corporations don't seem to think that their employees have a right to a normal life after the working day is over. A blogger that has been a long time feature of my Celebrity Bloggers list has now been suspended without pay from her job as a flight atte
No problem. Just post a link to where your stories are or you can cut and paste them here. The idea is to make it easy for eveyone to find the stories in one handy place. I too have stories posted all over the map.
I was once in a state that bordered Alabama. There were 7 woman for every guy there. With the shortage of guy's there, that's one place were women really need a sex toy. I remember going to a place there where that had dancing. I was sitting at a table having a drink with a fine looking woman and then her Mom came over to the table and sat down with us. All of a suden her Mom started playing footsie with me under the table. I can tell you from experie
For some reason that I find hard to fathom, the recent news story about the Federal Court upholding Alabama's ban on dildo's got either little or no attention in the media. Thanks to the Federal Court, woman in Alabama no longer have the right to buy a sex toy. And if someone sells them a sex toy they can get up to a ten thousand dollar fine and a year in jail. <
Introdution. This story really needs a lot of work. I never dated anyone on line so I was really out of my element. If readers have had online dating experiences or know of some friends that did online dating I'm open to suggestions on how I can make this story better. I think its time for a Cyber Lust story, so I thought I would give it a try. But it really needs som
Great, don't be shy. No one here is Shakespeare yet.
Okay. I didn't understand the question at first. I have to say, I'm not really sure if I can answer that question. Its very hard. My answer may sound a bit weird but I think I would be totaly honest with the girl. I'm not sure if anyone else should do something like this unless they're wearing a safety helmet on their head, but I would say something like this. I have no feelings for you babe, but if you're as horny as I am and you just want to have se
I thought it might be nice if we had a least one special group board at Joe User just for short stories. With a group short story board everyone can have a place to display their short stories and get some feedback on them. Also anyone that wants to write poetry is also welcome to join the group board. And if you're a writer that's looking to get discovered being in
Comical sailor and writer Tim Mack got his true story published at ABC Tales. The Autobiography explains why Tim Mack titled the story "I Should Of Been A Nudist." Despite the title, the story is rated U for Universal and its safe for everyone to read. This is the link to the story and ABC Tales the publisher were it can b
I love women also, but I couldn't have a relationship with a woman if only sex was involved and there was nothing else. If I did, I would feel cheap and dirty. I understand why others may have sex without a relationship, but its just not for me. I remember back in the late 70's when I was in the Navy and a hooker wanted to make it with me. Beleive it or not we were having a three day party at a hotel with all the rooms and hookers paid for courtesy of
I'm a fairly ordinary guy, but after two weeks of dating Triffy, things just didn't seem very ordinary anymore. I had taken a girl named Barbra to a drive in movie. Not sure if they still have drive in movies anymore today, but back in the 70's they still had a few drive in movies left in California along with the left over Chariots. Barbra asked. “Would you
Paul slid the third button from it's tight slit of her soft, pink, blouse. His heart was racing. She's never allowed it this far before. Fingers now touching, where they dared not before, Kay's heart was pounding as she felt his hands slide quickly down her blouse. His hands were now firmly on her waist. She felt her blouse now open wide. Her eyes glanced
As Jill put on her make up she wondered to herself. "What would Bob be like? Would he look like his picture that he posted in Cyber Space? Or would he look a lot different?" Even although Jill had never met Bob, she felt as if she knew him well. Jill loved reading all of Bob's romantic journals he posted in Cyber Sp
I was really surprised that no one ever cleaned the coffe pot. I guess everyone thought it was more macho to drink bad coffee or something. All I know is that I enjoy a good cup of coffee. I have a habit of staying up late at night and without a good cup of coffee, I just don't think that I'd be able to function.
I've been published in a few places, but no one wants to pay me yet. I'm just betting that may want to use some of this for a movie some day. I just changed the title of this story. I don't think my last title was that catchy.
Thanks. The coffee pot thing really happened. I really thought I was in big trouble when they were calling me to come to the Bridge.
Glad you enjoyed the story. You were right about the spelling. It was around 1980, so I guess my memory turned Pattaya into Patio some how. I changed the spelling to the correct Pattaya, but now I have big spaces between my paragraphs. That always seems to happen when I edit something here. I guess I'm doing something wrong with the formating. I also made it clear in the story that the Princess I was with was not a native of Thailand. She was
The other day, my nephew asked. "Could you come to the mall with me and help me pick out some clothes for college?" That really brought back memories. As I drove along the Interstate to the mall. I said to my nephew. "Let me tell you about my own fashion experience and just what it really now means to me for someone
Did you ever make a decision, and then wondered if it was right? Sometimes fate gives you unexpected surprises when you least expect it. At the time, I was kind of down in the dumps. I had just called off a year long engagement and I just didn't have that usual bubble. We were about to head home, and then, something happened, that would at least pr
I suppose that just about everyone that lives near a creek or a lake takes a skinny dip at some point with a friend. Its quite a normal and natural thing to do actualy. But at least in Robert's case, he never experienced a skinny dip. With no near by creek, or lake, a skinny dip, at least for him, seemed, a bit out of reach. But
When you live in New York City, downtown represents, the up and comers, or the new money, as its called. Uptown represents the established and entrenched, the old money as its called. Bob had always worked downtown, he loved the narrow and crowded streets of Wall Street. Loved to grab a kinish or a hot dog from a vend
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