Negrodamus

Reply to Useless Dog in Dogs JoeUser Forums

I am a little confused by all the pronouns, but you have a chihuahua. I understand that much you, unfortunate soul.

Reply to An Odd Tale in Humor JoeUser Forums

"Flat tire" my gamy ballsack Well I did need some new tires. : )

An Odd Tale in Humor JoeUser Forums

" Guess who back in the motherfuckin house With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth" Come on, take a guess. Today I got to visit the local electronics superstore. I had to get my car fixed and decided to wait so I walked over to the store. Any way I was playing the display PS2 (Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow, good shit) When I spot a couple in my peripher

Reply to My First Night In Korea… in History JoeUser Forums

Good times. a lot of us can relate to this one. Actually, you did pretty good. I was afraid to leave post for a week and I sure as hell didn't try out my Korean, not for a long while.

Fag anyone? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Today was another fine day at the office. Good work was done. Gay jokes were made, ND: come on just give it to me. SPC Harry Backster: NO, because if I do you'll just try to stick it in my throat. Pseudosoldier giggles. It is true that jabbing Spc Backster in the throat with a fork had been my morning medicine up to that point. So y

haiku don't have tiles in Misc JoeUser Forums

kiwis can not fly seven days straight in the pit laserbeams bubba!

Sqeaky Clean Cranium in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I am institutionalized. I didn't mention it before for fear of the Bad Karma Cloud, but I am getting off active duty. I am going into theGreen to Gold program after a full year off scheming, planning, and K-niving. This will ultimately make me an officer (todd help us all). I think my time in the army has been well spent but am looking foward to the change. However I

Reply to Featherweight Championships in Misc JoeUser Forums

Apparently Stories Good one, chiprj. That's the perfect name for those.

Reply to Featherweight Championships in Misc JoeUser Forums

I wish I had ever stayed awake long enough to confirm that. As it is though I have only "next day horror stories" to go off of.

Featherweight Championships in Misc JoeUser Forums

A couple of months after the tequila incident (my girlfriend, Greywar, and I went out to dinner. It was good food and during the meal we had a few beers. Actually, I only had 2 but I am a lightweight so I got a buzz anyway. Its true that I am quit possibly the cheapest date on the planet as I cannot tolerate even a modest amount of alcohol. Greywar on the other hand h

Reply to Ah... the PT Test.... in Misc JoeUser Forums

you should check out Negrodamus's blog then. We can have a it there and it would be welcomed. Indeed it would be. Encouaged even : )

Reply to Search and Siegure in Humor JoeUser Forums

Are my links working? Especially that last one, that's supposed to be audio.

Reply to The WOLF DEN in Work JoeUser Forums

I think I said some of those lines. Not 100% sure, but pretty sure. No matter though. Anyway, funny article.

Reply to It's my turn to be afraid in Misc JoeUser Forums

OK, make way, subject matter expert here. J/K My fiance of 5 years and I recently moved in together after 3 years apart. Sometimes you can forget that you actually wanted to live together. But, you get used to each other and it just kinda works. We said that if our marriage could survive this past year, we'd be

Reply to Tell me again why Westerners are the Villains in all this? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Happy Bastille Day!!!

Search and Siegure in Humor JoeUser Forums

OK here's the deal. I want. . . no, I need to build a siege engine. And fast. Its not that I think the end is near or that I think I'll need it at all. It's just that well, the idea is in my head and theres only one cure for that when it comes to me. I have to build a siege engine. The problem is that the expert on the subject( you know who

Reply to How to Waste a G part 1 in Misc JoeUser Forums

My point exactly, Joe. Besides, it isn't as if I havn't partook in my own little bouts of consumer dronery. In fact, I think i smell a blog topic.

How to Waste a G part 1 in Misc JoeUser Forums

In case you are not . . .the quickest. I am black. And as such I like chrome rims on cars. Big, fucking shiny, chrome rims. Patterned rims. Colored rims. Rims that light up. And I do not care what kind of car they're on either. Some people think only nice cars should have nice rims. I say fuck that. I'll accept chrome on any car. New or old. Big or small. With the exc

Reply to The Gift of Gag in Misc JoeUser Forums

"nelly", "sissy", and "pole smoker" are my top three. because god forbid they *gasp* show affection for each other. We could all just hug each other and shit like that, but things would get really wierd very fast. (Beulah is the jealouse type) : )

Reply to Feelin Soggy? in Misc JoeUser Forums

"You know when the humidity is way over a 100% when you're walking down the street thinking, I should've put deodorant on my balls." -Lewis Black

Feelin Soggy? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I was just going to write a nice little spiel about the dire need for deodorant/antiperspirant made for scrotums. Here in Texas, where it is usually hotter than a devil's balls, it is bound to cross ones mind. "Man, my sack needs deodorant. Yep, some D for my balls." However, while doing my presearch (all me) I developed the suspicion that I

Reply to SFC Spadde Tear Down This Wall! in Work JoeUser Forums

It'll all be good! What you need to do is call his name in to the authorities so they won't let him back into the country. send pictures too.

Reply to The Gift of Gag in Misc JoeUser Forums

Glad to see you are reading this, Estrogen Lass! You know how it is here in the hotbed.

Reply to Negrodamus in Welcome JoeUser Forums

UH OH! That sound like a process that will involve more computer knowledge than I am yet capable of, but I shall try.

Reply to The Gift of Gag in Misc JoeUser Forums

Bring it on, GW! Bring on the gay jokes. In fact, reguardless of the topic or subject at hand a gay joke or dick joke is ABSOLUTELY an acceptable response to anything I write. Let it be known.