Shovelheat

Shovelheat

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Reply to SIPPING VODKA in Humor JoeUser Forums

I remember laughing so hard I kicked out a slat in my cradle on this one Donna! (hehe... just teasing ya! those old, dusty jokes are usually the best!!)

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Reply to Adventure Days in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm thinking of an adventure day coming up perhaps April 6th. I tell you more about it in an email. didn’t want to get off the bus this morning. A pretty girl smiled at me and somehow it reminded me of just how good life is and that we’re supposed to enjoy it, not lock ourselves away for 9 hours in a cubicle where no natural light penetrates, breathing recycled air and subjecting ourselves to the fake, dry atmosphere of air-conditioning. I just wanted to stay

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Reply to I think I want to Walk this Walk. in Travel JoeUser Forums

I've seen the Grand Canyon from an airplane at somethingthousand feet but not up close and personal like that! And when you go across the Royal Gorge in Colorado there's half inch cracks in the boards! Scary looking down at over a sheer thousand feet+ drop! Yeah, i wanna walk that too!

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Reply to The results are in... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Heh, I had forgotten what experts mama's can be! I remember it seemed like my wife KNEW EVERYTHING at the doc's office while I sat in the corner wasting space like a big lump of shit. Sigh... (sent you an email you might find amusing BTW)

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Reply to I'M NOT YELLING! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hey Garth, maybe they'll be HOT PICTURES! ~mumbles while sweating profusely~ whip-me-spank-me-make-me-write-bad-checks... (one can only hope,lol!)

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Reply to In defense of bank charges. in Consumer Issues JoeUser Forums

I’ve learned, there’s two things people are most defensive of – their families and their money. ...and their pets. Don't forget their pets! Good article, SC but I still hate banks! (and my wife works in one, lol!)

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Reply to I Didn't Have Kids So I Could Beat Them in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Can't say I have anything against busting a little butt if they need it, but funny thing...I don't recall ever doing it -not even once. I just never really saw the need, to be honest. But now as for RECIEVING a busting on a butt? Oh hell yeah, I remember THAT big time! (Can't say I ever got one I didn't have comin' though... <img src="http://images.stardock.com/ju/T_JU/smiles/Tongue.gif" bord

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Reply to Passenger's Bill of Rights in Travel JoeUser Forums

You and your facetiousness . . Ha! Once you meet the minimum standard it all pays the same don't cha know? I remember shooting for an A in college chemistry class one time and once you get past the desired minimum, i.e the 90 percentile, then what's the point in making a hunnerd?

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Reply to A Few Poetic Ideas in Poetry JoeUser Forums

Heh, I don't know an iambic pentameter from a peter-meter (that's a yardstick ain't it?) but I do enjoy perusing the poetry here... Keep it up, Maso and Buddah and DrDonald and Whip and, and...I gotta be leaving somebody out! But anyway, keep it up...

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Reply to Random Access Part 2 in Blogging JoeUser Forums

although sometimes I think I could do with more constructive criticism. I have never been any good at offering that at all despite repeated attempts at trying. I'd make a piss-poor Simon Cowell!

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Reply to Passenger's Bill of Rights in Travel JoeUser Forums

- when you set a minimum standard, that's all that will ever be met, because more than that is unnecessary. yeah it used to gripe me to make a 71 on a paper in school 'cause it meant I wasted one point of effort...

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Reply to Vanilla Fields in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Never heard this before but its really cool, I am going to tell my son. The reason behind the "R" thing is that months without an R are the warm months and thus the wormy, parasite conductive months. Don't wanna eat no bunny with worms!

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Reply to Vanilla Fields in Blogging JoeUser Forums

know my life is getting busier by the number of days a week I wear make up. Yeah, I know the feeling... (joking!) my second son is almost the total opposite of my first. ...and I know the feeling there, too! (NOT joking!) My boys are poles apart -one, the oldest, is quietand thoughtful and the other is...well...NOT

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Reply to Poem: Part Broken in Poetry JoeUser Forums

You helped me reach beyond myself into our very soul I like the plural thing you've got going on here, Dr. I think you've hit on something there. I continue to be impressed by the depth of your sentiment. - Good job. Right on, Buddah...

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