Why is weight so important in our culture? Yeah, why is that? Why is our culture so hung up on weight and keeping it off and how ultra too-too and very-very thin people are yet every where you look there's SO MUCH FOOD being pushed on you. It's kinda like LW's observation about titties -we love 'em and are all about 'em until a woman uses them for what their real purpose is.
Josh did a 3:57 Now THAT is hookin' it. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away I could run the quarter in just under a minute and when I crossed the finish line, I was DONE! I can't imagine doing that FOUR times! I'll remember the name!
Crap has a way of happening. Hmmm... that'd make a good bumper sticker wouldn't it? Take care of yourself out there...
Excellent piece.
How did I miss this? I think this makes TWO of your articles I'm late to the party on. Anyway... Love the dialog Forever. Tova said it best! A good read
...glad you got a sense of humor! With summer comming, I 'magine it's time for a beard to go!
That's not how I remembered it at all. And here's a thing that kinda always pissed me off -how we'd been in the hospital having that baby and the nurses and my wife would glare at me and say THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! (Heh, my wife always says she got pregnant from taking a bath after me. Yeah, riiiiiight...)
Cub Scout motto is Do your best Oops! (I never made it to Boy scouts -I got kicked out for doing pushups over gopher holes... )
Sorry I missed this one yesterday. Me too. How'd I do that? my now defunct business. What??? I hate to hear that, Donna!
You look yummy and kissable. I wouldn't go THAT far... WWW Link
You get what you pay for… Growing up, an old mechanic told me "always buy the best tools you can afford." True. The quality will just keep going and unfolding for you if you ante up for it in the first place.
happy b day!
Where the hell is Nicky these days anyway? I think she has her hands extremely full with her job and daughter's activities. But I do miss her too...
What an obnoxious character. hahaha! But I'd say it thusly like this instead: what an asshole! The deliciously pungent fumes from the double order of Gnocchi Gorgonzola wafted in gentle spirals and into Rychter’s yielding nostrils. Synapses clicked and well-exercised salivary glands ached out their abundant anticipation. He wobbled monolithically toward his desk. Cool how that first paragraph clicked (li
I like using chopsticks. yeah, me too. And I can even play it on the P-naner too...
If they were so smart, then what's up with the chopsticks???? Gimme a knife and fork dammit....
Thanks, I've had them since I was a kid. I suppose so...
I appreciate the sacrifices your family makes for this wonderful thing called freedom that the rest of us takes so for granted. full Cub Scout uniforms... Tell your boys that there's an awful lot of wisdom in the cub scout motto Be Prepared . Heh, I had to get to my forties before I realized that and I'd like to maybe help them see that now.
For what it's worth, here it is Maso... WWW Link A marquee is a sign, ain't it?
Happy b-day, Nick. Missing you...
Wow. Something to chew on is no shit, Tova. I found my self extremely entertained and the dialogue flowed along like I was watching it in a movie -I LOVE that kind of thing! And even your "bump" comment (as I call them) was...ooh, so cool! Color me impressed, baby 'cause I wanna see more! Well done!
Just boring old Bud Light. I have a friend who drinks that. I've found I like Keystone Light because, A) I never seem to have much of a hangover from it and B) it's cheap! Wished I could drink some now but I gotta take my youngest to the movies. There doing a retro "classic movie" showing of Raiders of the Lost Ark of all things...
Almost feels like I've been visiting your little "hotel". The only difference (actually that's a lie -there's bunches of differences!) in my hotel and the kind you've stayed at is I don't have the luxury of posting a NO VACANCY sign! All guest are welcome! Of course you might have to sardine in as we call it and sleep on the floor...
picked up a 12 pack of brew what brand Mason?
I'll be very glad to get the hell out of this hotel and back on the road again. I 'magine!
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