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Reply to Wishing I remembered her... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

That was a good read! Interesting! I loved the dialogue between you and the...stranger? (and the whole experience would be kinda weird too. Even a little spooky!)

Reply to A response to latest JUWC Challenge in Poetry JoeUser Forums

BOOM That's what I say. A good one, Maso!

Reply to HYPOCRISY, YOU BET! in Republican JoeUser Forums

troglodyte I had to Google that to see what that was! Heh, if you open your eyes you can learn something new every day.

Reply to I am not attracted to fat men. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Simon thinks Rachael Ray is FAT! maybe you misunderstood him. He might of said phat . (Pretty Hot And Tempting)

Reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAN CONNORS in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

Ever read the book 'Brown Spots on a Pink Wall'? It's by Hu Flung Pu. Wonder if he's kin to the guy who wrote Overpopulated China ? His name was Wefukem Yung...

Reply to FAIRNESS in Republican JoeUser Forums

Wow. I just checked out your link and...wow! You have a lot to say! I'm afraid I just can't sink my teeth into such subjects, though. I guess 'cause no matter how much I rail and scream there's not a thing I can do about any of it. But rock on, sistah! You tell 'em...

Reply to I am not attracted to fat men. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

And what a hottie . . what about ~ahem~ Rachel Ray, SC? (hey! there's another! Giada De Laurentiis vs. Rachel Ray)

Reply to Drinking Beer In Arkansas in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Ah a BBQ sandwich, an ice cold beer, and a near tussle with a coupla Mexicans. Life doesn't get any better than that... Be careful out there, Mason!

Reply to I am not attracted to fat men. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

can any good cook be a twig? Sure they can... WWW Link

Reply to I am not attracted to fat men. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Or, Ginger vs. MaryAnn ...or Suzanne Somers vs. Joyce DeWitt (Three's Company)

Reply to I'm not impressed in Misc JoeUser Forums

My own graduate school... now there's an idea! It could be dedicated solely to literature Maybe have a unicorn for a mascot? Just an idea...

Reply to Please get the Umpires out of the balls and strikes business in Baseball JoeUser Forums

Why don't we replace pitchers with batting machines? beat me to it. baseball's supposed to be a human game I thought...

Reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAN CONNORS in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

It was icky! I mean you could see the juice and everything....it was DETAILED! Er...sorry I missed it. And... detailed? What does that mean? Was there corn in it or somethin'?

Reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAN CONNORS in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

a large and ikky picture of major turdage

Reply to I am not attracted to fat men. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Shovel: Is there a difference between fantasy girls you'd (by you I mean, like, guys in general) want to bed and the reality of what kind of girls would be fun/enjoyable in reality? I call it the "WKRP in Cinncinnati syndrome" - Everybody was always all hot 'n bothered about Jennifer Marlowe (Loni Anderson's character) but...the one the guys reaaaallly wanted was Bailey Quarters. I think because she was more down to Earth, more...I dunno... obtainable?

Reply to I am not attracted to fat men. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

What I find disturbing (not referring to Caracarn here) is the automatic, out of hand dismissal of non-petite women. No! You never wanna do that! There's nothin' like having more cushion for your pushin' you know...

Reply to Where did spring go? in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Around here we call it "the Easter spell" because we always seem to get one more blast of cold around Easter. (Kinda like rain on the forth of July) if the mood strikes me and if time permits I might actually write something worth reading... I hear ya, Zoo!

Reply to Too Many Stops Along The Way in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night. Be well, Mason...

Reply to I am not attracted to fat men. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

COP: Are you drunk? LARRY THE CABLE GUY: Why? Is there a fat girl in the back seat?

Reply to I Now Know the Meaning of Unrequited. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Nice...

Reply to tick, tock, tick, tock in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Are you trying to tell me that I'm destined to be an old maid? Hahaha...no! Everything's gonna be okay! I'm just looking at you with so much life in front of you is all.

Reply to Being in Religion JoeUser Forums

First days of spring…..blue sky, bright sun. Everything is gradually becoming fresh and green. Carrying my bowl, I walk slowly to the village. The children, surprised to see me, Joyfully crowd about, bringing my begging trip to an end by the temple gate. I place my bowl on top of a white rock and Hang my sack from the branch of a tree. Here we play with the wild grasses and throw a ball. For a time, I play catch while the children sing; Then it’s my tur

Reply to tick, tock, tick, tock in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Tick, tock, tick, tock takes on a whole 'nuther meaning when you get up here on the summit of Mount DamnNearFifty. Just wait. You'll see...

Reply to Believers Question in Religion JoeUser Forums

Do you do housework on Sundays? Ugh. Sundays. That boring day of hangover and malaise that preceed Monday...

Reply to Going to the Urgent Care Clinic for Blue Balls in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Why do kids feel compelled to cram things into orifices? Hate to tell ya, Tex but wait 'till he get's a little older and gets him a REAL case of blue balls...