Shovelheat

Shovelheat

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Reply to JUWC Submission in Fiction Writing JoeUser Forums

YOu and my son should get together and write a screen play! Doc's right. It would make a wicked movie. Well done Zoo, I'm a fan !

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Reply to This Ice Aint Cool - Not Even Slightly in Misc JoeUser Forums

We have a saying for assholes in the jail, maso. dogs barking. That's all they really are when they're running their mouth. We just keep walking by 'em and laugh and loudy say "Bark little doggie!" (that REALLY pisses 'em off!) Sadly, all our cities have become hostage to crank and crack. </T

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Reply to What church do you go to? in Religion JoeUser Forums

They even have a cool feature called belief-o-matic which asks you questions about your belief and then tells you which religions/denominations most closely fit your beliefs. Wow Loca, I tried that and it said... 1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%) 2. Unitarian Universalism (98%) 3. Theravada Buddhism (94%) 4. Hinduism (89%) 5. Neo-Pagan (89%) 6. Liberal Quakers (84%) 7. Sikhism (84%) 8. Jainism (82%) <

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Reply to the only person in the world in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It's been almost nine years since I've been a smoker, but believe me Nick -I'll forever be one in my heart. but if my female intuition is even half-right, someone else is starting to see me differently.

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Reply to Gays or Retardation Nation in Current Events JoeUser Forums

if Snickers company cares more about gay political opinion than I guess they don't want my money. Then it's high time to change candy bars, I suppose. What's six inches long, has two nuts, and you can share it with a friend? An Almond Joy of course! Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. Almond Joy got nuts, Mounds don't. Almond Joy got real milk chocolate coconut and munchy nuts, too. Mounds got

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Reply to Our Port System Is Terribly Inefficient in Blogging JoeUser Forums

one a warm and fuzzy feeling about Homeland Security doesn't it? Homeland security is a load of bullshit. Some of our guys had to fly across country to get a murder suspect one time and when they got to the plane they were informed NO HANDCUFFS on the bad guy. Heh, ya can't take shampoo bottle on and ya can't take nail clippers on but take a guy accused of cold blooded MURDER and you can't cuff him! Now what kinda shit is that? (E

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Reply to What church do you go to? in Religion JoeUser Forums

Haven't been to church in years. But If I were to start back, it's be to a Cowboy church. WWW Link I have friends that attend and it sounds like a cool place.

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Reply to I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I ate so much once I threw up, and never was able to eat it again. hahaha Yuck! I always wanted to get big daddy of 'em all THE MATTERHORN at Baskin Robbins but I was scared that would happen to me, lol. While we're on the subject of ice cream...ever notice how the stuff can make ya so thirsty ? What's up with that?

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Reply to Are you ready to rock?!? in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Tell me step by step....computer tard here. Heh, I AM the computer dummy! But in answering your question: for some reason I can't get the embedded thing to work on the forums -seems it only works on the JoeUser main site. And even then it takes a couple of trys for it to stick (hit edit and copy & paste it in again) give it a whirl, girl!

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Reply to I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing in Blogging JoeUser Forums

especially Mint Choc chip Pralines 'n cream here. Or...does anybody remember Pink Bubble Gum from baskin Robbins? From their site: Bubblegum flavored ice cream with candy-coated pieces of bubblegum

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Reply to Are you ready to rock?!? in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Haha! Boy does that bring back memories of when my guys were little! Enjoy 'em RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW Tova 'cause they grow up in a hurry. (and all the comments above concerning your sweet voice are true! )

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Reply to I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm now settled back into my truck, stuffed to the gills and miserable. The kind of miserable you are when you've eaten too much but enjoyed every bite of it. A Thanksgiving kind of miserable. I'm going to pop in my DVD copy of Braveheart and do a bit of knitting. I did a few rows while waiting for my food to arrive, but want to knock out a few more rows before turning in for the night. always nice to cozy in when it's raining.

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Reply to I hate being on call in Misc JoeUser Forums

Boy do I hear ya! Right now I sit with a cell phone on my belt 'cause I'm on call 24/7 ALL THE TIME. fortunatly most of the calls I get can be resolved over the phone but it's still a big pain. Of course the money makes it kinda worth it but I still like to whine...

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Reply to Streams of Conciousness in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

We have a lot in common, Donna. Allergies (I didn't used to have them but now I do) Optimism (well...maybe I'm fudging on this one. But I'm trying!) Prayer (that still quiet voice can be so hard to listen too) Anyway, a nice article!

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Reply to Circumstances Make Heros in Writing JoeUser Forums

Hahahaha! OUCH! ring, ring, ring... (muffled obviously) hello? A good one, Maso! Kept my attention clear through waiting for the antagonist to get his come-uppance. Well done!

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Reply to Lady Liberty shows a little leg........ in Humor JoeUser Forums

There for me to behold is a woman dressed up in a 8 ft tall Lady Liberty costume, complete with green robes, crown, and bright blond hair, advertising Liberty tax services. I saw the exact same thing on Kemp Boulevard(right across from the mall) not a week ago. Coolness.

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