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Reply to Why fishing is dangerous. in Humor JoeUser Forums

my advise? Take that boy fishin'!

Reply to I Haven't Been There In A While in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I just love it when someone's perception of someone is blown away! Mason I think part of the reason you knit is because it seems to shock so many people! Heh, I remember my uncle telling me about this small effeminate guy he was in the army with who dearly LOVED to go into rowdy bars and pick fights just so he could kick the shit outta Marine ass. He said he was also one bad mofo during combat too while the big b

Reply to It's a Twista! It's a Twista! in Misc JoeUser Forums

~sniffs arm pits~

Reply to It's a Twista! It's a Twista! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Heh, I know ALL ABOUT tornadoes! WWW Link

Reply to Do You Understand the Purpose of a Crosswalk? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

you oughta be on a running cycle and see some nimrod criusin' along yakkin' on a cellphone. Spooky!

Reply to Aint easy being in a relationship again.. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Bump 'cause I miss my Island gurl...

Reply to I Haven't Been There In A While in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Damn I wanna say again how much I enjoy your post! You gotta understand I live most of my life in a windowless building (ironic it just occurs to me -my house has a surplus of windows!) and I enjoy reading about the world "out there." One of these days...

Reply to An open letter to Gilford Tuttle in Blogging JoeUser Forums

The twit is getting far more attention than he deserves, which is exactly what the deranged little cretin craves most. Best to just ignore his inane ramblings and let him fade away into the obscurity he so richly warrants. I've been thinking exactly that, Mason. Thanks for bringing that up. Very amusing article though. Ditto!

Reply to JU Writer's Club: Next Challenge in Writing JoeUser Forums

I think my Muse has gone on vacation. At least that's what I'm hoping...

Reply to FOR MY JU FRIENDS WITH LOVE in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Welcome back, Elie. You have been missed!

Reply to one more time, a bit more edited... thank you!!!! in Writing JoeUser Forums

bin LADens' FATE WILL BE DECIDED IN YR NAME Coolness. WWW Link

Reply to it is good to be hated by fools and the damned!!! in History JoeUser Forums

Keep it up, bozo. The day may come sooner than you think. HIS JUDGMENT COMETH AND THAT RIGHT SOON -framed needlepoint thing on the wall in the warden's office, The Shawshank Redemption .

Reply to Man enough in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

It's really too bad though that they have a cookie cutter way of dealing with things. You hit = suspension. No reason, no extenuating circumstances. Hmmm...you got me to thinkin' there with that quote, Tova. Hmmm...

Reply to RIDGWAY ENDORSES GORDON FOR ALDERMAN in History JoeUser Forums

Pandiculation is a cool ten dollar word...

Reply to it is good to be hated by fools and the damned!!! in History JoeUser Forums

Smart up. I'll get right on that... WWW Link

Reply to The Crap Is Coming Down in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It could be so much worse, Mason... WWW Link (but you're preachin' to the choir when you tell me you hate snow! )

Reply to Man enough in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Guess what? Girls fight too. Often nastier than boys do. I can damn sure vouch for that! BIG TIME! (and it sounds like you're doing a great job, Tova. I'd be proud of that boy myself! )

Reply to JU Writer's Club: Alternate Challenge in Writing JoeUser Forums

Hmmm...

Reply to Aching to Pupate in Misc JoeUser Forums

In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities. In the expert's, there are few... Adulthood sucks on so many levels, SC. But you're middle-of-the-night visit from your Muse certainly does not. (Great stuff, Maynard! )

Reply to Help, I've got too much shit!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Prolly can't have too much shit when the shit hits the fan! I remember my uncle who was infantry in Europe during the worst of WWII tell me one time when I commented about all the sandbags in use while we were watching an old war movie that when the bullets start flying, you just can't have too many. I imagine he was 100% on the money...

Reply to Not Quite Anti-Abortion, Not Quite Pro-Choice in Politics JoeUser Forums

I hate getting into endless arguments about abortion. For one, it's not likely to change any minds Ditto. Exactly.

Reply to The High Tech Hippie Rides Again in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Yeah, either that or they import their cooking water all the way from Mexico. maybe you can combat the bug with some Tecate or Corona? (heh, worth a try!)

Reply to Lust Is Dust in Poetry JoeUser Forums

Thanks for letting me know about Mr. Whipple. sure thing. Anytime you wanna know something about toilet paper, I'm your man!

Reply to The High Tech Hippie Rides Again in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm kinda wondering if it wasn't those tortillas I got yesterday at that little Mexican food stand ruff! ruff! bow-wow-wow-wow...

Reply to Lust Is Dust in Poetry JoeUser Forums

I'm sure you could pick out the inadequacies in my work, mate. Sheeitt... And Mr Whipple is a Yank thang Maso! As American as baseball and apple pie... WWW Link