Shovelheat

Reply to Beer And Then Whiskey Is Always Risky in Misc JoeUser Forums

Yeah, similar to the ones I learned; I heard it: beer and whiskey, mighty risky -whiskey and beer, never fear. short, sweet, and... TO THE POINT! ( )

Reply to Down the slippery slope she goes... in Current Events JoeUser Forums

As one could have easily guessed, locks of her shaved off hair are now being sold on eBay Hmmm... I wonder what a small patch of her hair would be worth? I had a girlfriend once who said she paid her way through college selling hers...

Reply to If we Outaw Trees, Only Outlaws Will Have Trees! in Misc JoeUser Forums

No, Shovelheat. They ARE the closet. Come to think of it, I do have a closet that smells like cedar...

Reply to I know this will sound very stupid. in Skinning JoeUser Forums

glad I never did anything sneaky and deceptive (or stupid) when I was fourteen...

Reply to My Head Is Going To Explode in Misc JoeUser Forums

It'll put hair on yer chest, too! ...and lead in your pencil!

Reply to Beer And Then Whiskey Is Always Risky in Misc JoeUser Forums

My beer ran out but as I wasn't yet ready for bed I decided to pull the cork on a bottle of White Zinfandel YUCK. I'd as soon broke out the Listerine bottle...

Reply to Who Should Decide How Much You Make? Response from the Black in Politics JoeUser Forums

So I wake up one fine day and find myself working on a farm/ranch, twenty-seven years old, the father of a two year old, and the bearer of only a high school diploma and incredibly stinking POOR. Gotta get outta this. So I start going to night school. Tedious! Slooooow going! Work all day (farm and ranch work –try it sometime if ya think it’s easy) school at night. I finally finally finally graduate with a lowly Associate’s Degree. Eventually after lots of false starts and setback

Reply to We enjoy talking large when our victims can't respond. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Glad to see ya...

Reply to If we Outaw Trees, Only Outlaws Will Have Trees! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Outaw trees? Hmmmm... maybe..."out" all trees? Are they in the closet?

Reply to Long Winded in Misc JoeUser Forums

I've observed too that I'm a whole lot smarter if I type in smaller fonts.

Reply to The Picture Of Manliness in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Reminds me of an old joke: why is urine yellow and semen white? So you'll know if you're coming or going!

Reply to The Picture Of Manliness in Blogging JoeUser Forums

WWW Link

Reply to Who Should Decide How Much You Make? Response from the Black in Politics JoeUser Forums

I should abandon schooling, quit my job as a support technician, give up and go to work for WalMart. ...and hafta wear that ridiculous blue smock all the time too. That's a deal breaker right there for sure.

Reply to My Head Is Going To Explode in Misc JoeUser Forums

mines prolly really a beer deficiency -I ain't had one in a week! (I'm planning on fixing that manana, however)

Reply to My Head Is Going To Explode in Misc JoeUser Forums

My sinuses have been bothering me since I woke up this morning. Mine too. a pot of coffee and 2 ibuprofens on an empty stomach usually do the trick, but not today for some reason.

Reply to So THAT'S What All The Sirens Were About in Misc JoeUser Forums

Strange. All caused by lack of just paying attention.

Reply to Who Should Decide How Much You Make? Response from the Black in Politics JoeUser Forums

Did I hear somebody say... Pizza ?

Reply to Moderate Man is in the Hospital in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Thank you all so much for keeping this thread going. ...and it will keep going until he post here and says I'M BACK!

Reply to Down the slippery slope she goes... in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I'd like to rub it for good luck.

Reply to South Park Just Cracks Me Up in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Yeah the old classic cartoons were always the best. I was never really a Johnny Quest fan though. Saturday mornings, a bowl of Cap'n Crunch in front of the old black and white set in your jammies, mama milling around cleaning house in the background...the good ole days!

Reply to South Park Just Cracks Me Up in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

and here's my ALL TIME favorite cartoon episode of 'em all. Well, at least it's in the top ten... WWW Link

Reply to South Park Just Cracks Me Up in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

...but as far as cartoons go, gimme ole E. Wiley anyday! WWW Link

Reply to I've had it with your Wonkiness! in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

LOL! ...but I'm hoping your letter does some good! Luv ya, FS!

Reply to Moderate Man is in the Hospital in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Any plans for today? Speaking for myself, I'm going to a festival thing at my son's school tonight. Prolly gone spend a smooth hundred bucks at a cake auction to benifit my son's class. Hope I can get the Italian Cream! Get well soon Elie and get your ass back here! (no pressure, of course! )

Reply to Ending Your Servitude to Debt in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Debt free living is so great. Ain't it though? For the first time in my adult life (at 46) I am COMPLETELY debt free -house paid for, my vehicle, my wifes, my two sons, paid for, a paid for Harley, and a pretty good chunk 'o change in mutual funds. I had decided the hell with this workin' for the money crap, let the money work for me! My advice? (since I've been there and feel qualified to speak on the matter) pay off the high interest stuff first and le