JoeUser Forumssometimes my pert man boobs are mistaken for real breasts! ... yours too? YEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWCH! ... sounds like you've had some experience???
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Hey... every Sunday is BBQ day at my house! Forget the Roast, it's the Snags, Buns, Onion, Coleslaw and Sauce I crave! Mmmm...
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Didn't I tell you that I'm really a man? What... people think you're a woman? It's not really a challenge to get a shag ... spoken like a true
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Chanel is the ultimate unpretentious diva Mmmm... Chanel! HOT!!!
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it's nearly 9am now. are you still having a shit morning ? Each hour brings some new problem... I prefer the term "Shit Day"! <TD class
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I was a little shocked to see Dan go, but as long as Chanel, Courtney, Daniel and Casey are OK, it's all good! There's your top 4 right there!
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It's 8am and i'm having a SHIT day! I hate work! I REALLY hate work! Now, I am starting to have nightmares ABOUT work. I keep dreaming that the people who work for me are making huge mistakes! It's enough for me to "Jolt" out of bed in the middle of the night... usually more than once! I come in today... and of course, one of the dreams was spot
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You're lovely. ... in a blokey kinda way, right? It's virtually the case so yes you should! ... you're in another (let's pretend you actually l
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I just thought that it was a good enough comment that it didn't need to be backed up wih a mention. No... it does! I'm one of those people who crave positive affermation! <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColo
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Hmmm... thought you would have appreciated the "Wild Monkey Sex" jibe... straight over your head ehh? Ummm... it was apparently Chanel No kidding? Can you sing??? You could well fit into my cunning plan of me abducting her to become my Wife and you could take her place on the show, it's a pe
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and getting used to the smaller glasses! They are getting smaller??? I never noticed, I guess they've "snuck up" on us! You drink Old? I can't drink the stuff personally (not a fan of Beers in general!), it has to be Bundy! <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class=
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Hey... I have just realised that this diatribe we are sharing means that YOU are accumulating ALL the points! Far be it for me to call you a points whore, but... "POINTS WHORE"!
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(poor attempt at evil laughter!) ... you said it, not me! Ohhh... I forgot to welcome you back! Welcome! Hope your flight was good, not stuck next to a 300kg man with a gland problem! Yes... it does happen, usually to me!
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I apparently bear more than a passing resemblance to one of the tartlets on Australian Idol Ooohhh... which one do you look like? I kinda think Chanel is cute... OK, she is fucking hot and I want to have "wild monkey sex" with her! OK... so it kinda got cold here! Soz about the advice!</font
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She had taken their son VM... I did not realise that they had a child together. Not to dramatise the issue, but children change EVERYTHING! I really think that you need to think of the child too, do you want to come between his parents? How would you have felt at his age if your pa
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have banned myself from drinking Bundy. ... and for this, you shall burn in the pits of hell. If God was an Alco (... provided there is a God, but we won't go into that!), he'd be drinking the nectar of Bundy! He told me so... <
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Perhaps start talking to them about how you've recently joined a cult ... how did you know? you'll have to randomly poison one of the dishes that night.
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Best title ever..... Thanks Dude! I was thinking of "Send me all your money" but it just didn't have the same ring! I'm a terrible product of the city
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Hey All... Another week is past and we all made it through! YEAH! This is an especally good weekend because, i'm heading home to my little country town where I grew up to visit my parents! Don't look like that... I actually kinda enjoy going home! For the first 18 years of my life, I wanted to move away (the grass is always greener!), but I now
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Piss Funny Mate!
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Technically, it’s not a difficult job, simply requiring one to throw a few clothes, toiletries and assorted knick knacks into a suitcase. It should be simple OK! The Cosmos 10 step packing programme! All you need to pack... 1. Bikini - It's Hot, it Sydney, it's Bondi... plus i'm on the "
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Oh sure, rub it in. It's only Thursday here! Hey... i've still got to get through the day! It's only 8am, and i've got my sister and the Bro in Law coming over for dinner tonight, the fun NEVER ends...
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Sadly, yes. What I wouldn't give for a night in a bed by myself... heaven! I reckon a few extremities were lost due to insufficient circulation caused by over zealous fa
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I combine my love for 3 + 4 with a little passion for Air Hostesses Mmmm... Trolly Dollies! Virgin Blue ones... not the Qantas ones! <
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I'm sending you a hug anyway. Hug received in good order and VERY appreciated! Also probably helps that it's a Friday... thank fuck for the weekend!
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