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Reply to I Love Jodie Henry in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Very nice, and you never know Muggs! You've got to live the dream man!

Reply to Calling in sick is not an option! in Work JoeUser Forums

Go in when sick and stand really close to his desk to talk to him, then vomit profusely> that will show him that he needs to rethink his call in policy. And if he is a sympathetic puker, he will do it too. just make sure you act like you are reaching for the trash can when you let rip.

Reply to Retro vs Metro vs Homo in Humor JoeUser Forums

How well does Mandy know you muggs?

Reply to Funny Chain Letter in Humor JoeUser Forums

Good one Muggs! "tied to the ass of a dead elephant.... What an image!

Reply to Are you ready for some (American) FOOTBALL?!?! in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

I will attempt this on my day off. You are both going down!

Reply to Does John Kerry even know who he is?? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Where are all the posts on this one? It raises huge credibility issues and as an Intel professional it makes me hate him even more than I did before.

Reply to Senior Against Bush in Humor JoeUser Forums

HA HA! I believe Champas may be wishing Saddam well. That is even funnier than the post itself!

Reply to 101 Ways To Praise A Child in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Cool Beans!

Reply to The Man I Slept With Last Night in Misc JoeUser Forums

Oh yes the sneaky child! Hope you don't talk in your sleep or the therapy bill will be huge! LMAO!

Reply to I still might puke on you in Art JoeUser Forums

I like this one Johnny, It made me chuckle when I got to the last line. I have the Makers Mark here but you'll have to come here to Texas to get some.

Reply to Escape from South Dakota in Misc JoeUser Forums

I have had a few good Low-price experiences with Micro-Tel. I know the one in Erie PA. was nice and cheap. If you go through Bloomington on the way out wave to my sisters and mom for me.

Reply to asdf in Blogging JoeUser Forums

WAtch out for alcohol poisoning! HAve a safe move and the odds are good that we will be here when you get back.

Reply to Poor, Poor, Puppy in Humor JoeUser Forums

I am a big fan of the english speaking parts of Canada, and if you met the couple I am referring to, (Yes they are real people) You might have a better opinion of Canada. This was shorter when I did the outline in my head. but the punchline stayed the same.

Reply to Islam a Religion of Peace? in Religion JoeUser Forums

Very nice job Gideon, Irealize the core was written by someone else but you narrowed the focus for those of us with fairly short attention spans. (After work that is definitely me)

Reply to 5 jokes I've always enjoyed. in Humor JoeUser Forums

I haven't heard a couple of those. The parrot one nearly made me wet myself.

Reply to Weird Supernatural Abilities in Misc JoeUser Forums

It's just Deja Vu all over again. Serendipity maybe? the DJs are sending thoughts into your head ala electronic harrassment? Get The Tin Foil! Quick!

Reply to Defamation of the Purple Heart in Politics JoeUser Forums

When I was in the Corps, (cue laughter by Greywar and company) I was told that if you weren't evacuated to at least a field hospital for 24 hours you were not eligible for the enemy marksmanship medal.

Reply to Gun Registration: Pro or Con? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Australia too! It is also a tenet of the communist party that gun registration comews before confiscation. The North Vietnamese just used the Tet offensive to rid themselves of armed revolutionaries who might try to force the government to follow up on their promises. China- The night of plastic flowers, The true revolutionary gets dead quick. By his own side.

Reply to One-eyed joe in Art JoeUser Forums

Fuckin a' Johnny! Another great one. I think when you write something good you just make it harder for us hax to post our silly ramblings. (pretty weak excuse huh?) Now if I can just start posting more regularly myself I may figure out how to link my page so people can read your stuff. Even if I don't comment I always reasd your stuff.

Reply to Swift Boat Vets Are Not Lying in Politics JoeUser Forums

Honestly folks, They are both politicians and veterans. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!

Reply to He's Got a Gun! in Humor JoeUser Forums

There is more to that one: Wife: "Good shooting honey!" Kids: " Daddy, I think he moved agin!" Dad: Blam! blam! Blam! Got 'im"

Poor, Poor, Puppy in Humor JoeUser Forums

I was talking to some friends of mine known as Zippie and Tearz who live up in the Great White North near London, Ontario.They just got a new Corso Cano puppy this week. Their puppy’s name is Torque but in my head it turns into Tor-Q, which I am sure will annoy Tearz to no end. I was thinking about what their dog must be thinking in his new home. Here is my ta

Reply to Right to bear arms in Politics JoeUser Forums

No it is not. When "saturday night specials" were no longer allowed to be imported. inner city crime rates jumped because the lower income persons did not have $100 or more for a small pistol. They could buy a small pistol to stop the muggers for under $30 before that ban! Crime rates rose. while the criminals have fully automatic weapons. (Which can be licensed if you collect) These cats didn't register them with the ATF so good luck

Reply to The Thorn in My Side in Business JoeUser Forums

Good I know corporate lawyers need something to do to earn their keep and we didn't want it to be you!

Reply to It's no fun without an audience! in Humor JoeUser Forums

LMAO!