Gideon: !! Their Jedi powers have grown too strong for mere duct tape! Update: They are now sitting at the dining room table behind me . . . one is screaming/singing, "MY BUTT IS NOT GROWING!!" in response to the other child's recent comments. The older one is strumming an ukulele and spelling F-A-R-T . . . now the l
and, it's my hope that whenever I'm able to write full time, I'll be to the point where I'm a damn good writer!) Gideon, I will second ramona's assertion . . . you are a damn good writer as it stands . . . although, I do think that your varied and interesting life and work experiences add to your appeal
Well, I have to remain marginally lucid in case the children injure each other to the extent that they need emergency room care (I have sent them to their rooms to clean and watch DVDs for now), so I must fight any further urge I have to aquire more liquor . . . . . . although, as far as I can tell, I am still typing and spelling OK, so I can't be that bad off . . . <img src="../images/smi
. . . and the nasty green apple is now gone . . . &
I'm sorry it's rough, but once you get settled, I'm sure it will be a great blessing. btw . . . I understand about the commute . . . I used to live in the Texas panhandle, and college (and at one point, my job) was 90 miles away from where I lived. Best wishes, godsjewl! <img src="../images/smiles/bigsmi
I'm Chicha . . . who the hell is that?
Sally: This is a beautiful piece. I struggle with having faith myself, but I feel like, for the sake of my sanity, I have to believe in something bigger and greater than myself. I often fight doubt because, really and truly, we don't know what will happen after we, or those we love, pass on. I agree with you as well, that it would be easier to accept our own death than the death of someone we love. I can't imagine the grief and pain and I would fe
chiprj: I'm not an athletic person, and I never run on purpose, but I have to say that this is a terrific article. It's very well written and quite compelling, and even though I don't personally like running, I enjoyed reading it.
chiprj: Nothing like running in to get some new bath towels and picking up that fifth of Jack as an impulse buy! I loved that store (well, the class six side) when it opened because it was so much better than the old class six. <img src="../images/smiles/lo
Beebles: Great post. Sounds like this year is busy and . . . interesting . . . for you. Enjoyed reading this. (btw . . . I know what you mean about the feces . . . somehow you just know . . . )
Yay for you, Gideon . . . if this is the job you want, I hope you get it.
Beebles: I hope you enjoy your alcohol. It doesn't sound like you're enjoying too much else. I'm rooting for you! Don't give up, life is like this some times. Thanks. Actually, I haven't really had anything to drink since my husb
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I can't decide if I want to cry or punch someone. Today f&*#ing sucks. Nothing can ever be simple. My computer desk is a piece of crap. We bought it for $100 at Wal-Mart, and it was shoddy and broken from the get-go. We picked it because it has dark wood and goes well with our other furniture, but it's a total piece of f&*#ing crap. We also have a new-
Ha! Nice, Muggaz, but I would venture to say that women are far smarter about tickets than men are. I've not had a single ticket in my adult life . . . Funny joke, though.
M-Post: Your OK because I say so.. and in MY world what *I* say and think is the most valueable of all things Thanks. Gideon: <TD
Tenille: I hear ya, sister. The minivan always needs crap done when Adrian is gone. I will tell you something I've learned, though . . . when they tell me a bunch of stuff needs to be done (which is pretty much everytime I take it in) I call my dad or my father in law (mechanic) and ask them their opinion about all the stuff on the list. Usually only a portion of it actually NEEDS to be done, and the rest is either uneccessary or can be done later
Funny the difference between male fantasy lesbians and general everyday real life lesbians. I agree with you pretty much on every point you made . . . be gay or don't be gay, I don't feel the need to tell other adults what kind of sex they can have (or who they should marry) . . . however, stupid political ads like that make me sick. When I see a commercial for a product (even one I might like) that pisses
Not cool. I'm not one for hearing details about others' sex lives . . . I have a neighbor who insists on telling me disgusting things about what she and her (nondeployed, brokeass) husband do . . . blech . . . our bedrooms are right up against each others, and my husband took the headboard off of our bed after she told us that hearing us have sex turned her husband on . . . icky, icky, i
If we are going to compare Bush with someone famous, I would think, rather than Churchill, that a comparison with Milton from "Office Space" would be FAR more apt. !!! Oh man, Gideon, that's freakin' hilarious! BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oops! ! My brother and his wife are these great Christian people with all these high aspirations (doing mission work in Italy at this moment), but damn if they aren't some sex fiends . . . they even have love making guides in with their bathroom reading . . . it's all very disturbing . . . I mean, he's my baby brother . . . ewwww . . . *shudders*
LadyCleve: Naughty, naughty! !!
The Penis Reloaded.... !!! This one has got me so cracked up . . . I thought "The Penis Reloaded" was what happened when you took a short break in between rounds! !!! Too funny
Ahhh . . . I apologize. I completely misunderstood what you were saying . . . I thought 25 lbs was the full amount you wanted to lose. Sorry about that. I come from a family with weight issues (I currently need to lose 5 lbs to be at my "healthy weight" but maybe 15 or 20 to be at my "old jeans" weight ), and I have many fa
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