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Reply to Things I Would Like to See... in Misc JoeUser Forums

This is a beautiful piece, Gideon. Thanks for sharing it.

Wanna Go to a Party? in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Now that I am in the top ten (woohoo!) I realize the error of my points-whoring ways and have resolved to stop abusing the miscellaneous category. Here is an article related to home and family, and I have listed it under . . . home and family. Yay for me for being marginally ethical in my blogging pursuits! So,

Reply to The Perfect Woman in Misc JoeUser Forums

Spc Nbs: Hooray for the people you only meet at the state fair!!!! There's hope! Ah yes . . . the "Beautiful but Hideously Warted Woman" could join the "Bearded Woman" and the "Lizard Guy" for some acrobatics at the circus . . . you could even send in your elephants. <img src="../images/smiles/bigsmil

Reply to 4 things to do before I die..... in Misc JoeUser Forums

KarmaGirl: I loved this! Great post. 2) Get pulled over by a cop. As soon as he walks up to the window ask: "Sir, do you know why you pulled me over today?" That's hilarious!! <img src="../images/smiles/lol.gif" border=0 AL

Reply to The Fortune Cookie in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

I guess this means we're getting off together . . . I mean going down together . . . !! Great job, historyishere! I loved it! !!

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Reply to What exactly is meant by the poverty rate? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Exactly. Sometimes I have to make a meal out fo really cheap junk food. I can fill up with just 2 dollars that way. It's fattening, however. I feel compelled to interject here to say that this is why WIC is such a good program. Not only does it support the agricultural industry, but instead of allowing

Reply to I'm an RPYT and I have nice legs! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

not necessarily a good thing all the time, either, though I suspected as much. Your quiz told me I'm a jerk! Some of you are being complimented on your large manhoods and shapely thighs while I am being insulted and compared to John Kerry's wife! <img src="../images/smiles/grim.gif" border=0 ALIGN="a

Reply to I'm an RPYT and I have nice legs! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hmmm . . . is "hellcat" always a bad thing? When my husband calls later I'm going to get him to take it . . . I'm interested to see what his would be . . .

Reply to The Fortune Cookie in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

historyishere: This is awesome . . . You find some neat stuff! Mine told me to trust my instincts . . . *You know what I need from you now, historyishere, so just go ahead and do it*

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Reply to I'm an RPYT and I have nice legs! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I got it to work! eXpressive: 7/10 Practical: 4/10 Physical: 4/10 Giver: 2/10 You are a XSIT--Expressive Sentimental Intellectual Taker. This makes you a Hellcat. Yowza, you are fiery to be with. You're dynamic and volatile and a living roller coaster. You're also very attractive and immaculately groomed, so your target sex gets drawn in like a moth. You love the attention and never get tired of it. At a par

Reply to I'm an RPYT and I have nice legs! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

chiprj: I couldn't get it to work . . . it just kept taking me back to the first page of the quiz . . . likely I am just a moron and doing something wrong, but what?

Reply to What I hate most about the poor ... in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

He's making a generalization, not an absolutism. And what I hate most about the poor is the way they talk to their kids. Possibly you are right, Dragino

Reply to What I hate most about the poor ... in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I found this post to be wholly inflammatory (possibly you are innocently sharing an observation, but your wording makes you appear prejudice) and your boldness to generalize a HUGE class of people is stunning. I stay at home with my children and my husband is a soldier . . . I am sure that we qualify as the "poor" of which you speak. Come to my house and watch my interactions with my children. I adore my children and make every effort to instruct th

Good Fortune . . . in Bed in Misc JoeUser Forums

The boys and I had chinese food for supper tonight, and I had bought a bag of fortune cookies to go with dinner, just for fun. I'm sure you all know how the fortunes are to be read . . . you must add "in bed" to the end of your fortune. We cracked open every cookie in the bag (and ate most of them as well), and here's what we ended up with: (Just in case you're

Reply to beaver fever ! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

lemurs.... I agree . . . lemurs are funny . . . citahellion, have you seen Zoobamafu?

Reply to The Exquisite Corpse in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

It's very cool, but I suck and have nothing to offer . . .

Reply to I have finally joined the broadband world... Again in Blogging JoeUser Forums

chiprj: Congrats! Yay!

Reply to beaver fever ! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I can't believe I've been missing all the fun going on here . . . I have to pay closer attention! Man . . . this is good stuff . . . I actually have tears . . . of course, I'm just coming off of a serious laugh from another thread where someone said "cocking" . . . ! COCKING! ! Holy crap . . . this is too funny! Do you remem

The Perfect Woman in Misc JoeUser Forums

I was laying on a beach towel, under the shade of a short, squat palm tree, with the lush green outer edge of the volcanic crater behind me, and the smooth turquoise waters of the bay directly in front of me. The boys were digging into the soft, dry sand with their little toes and

Reply to Too Much Negativity... in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

What you are experiencing is known as "senioritis" . . . it can be identified by quick temper flare ups, unexplained crying jags, lack of attention to school work, nervousness and finger tapping, boredom that boggles the mind, and fist fights. Senioritis will continue to get worse throughout the year, and is cured by something called "graduation". Following graduation, the affliction will likely dissipate.

Reply to Missing Articles in Misc JoeUser Forums

Raven: Thanks. You're such a sweetie. KellyW: I think both articles took a lot of courage to write and put out there. That's a very nice thing to say. Thank you. <img src="../images/smiles/smile.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmiddle

Reply to dingo 'superpack' forms on island in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

Man I hate getting badgered by badgers! I'm a dork . . . I'm OK with it . . .

Reply to Do You Suffer From Geezerism? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hey . . . I think my small hometown Taylor Mart still sells candy cigarettes . . . at least they did a few years ago . . . ahhh, the smooth flavor of a candy cigarette . . . always steadies my nerves.