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Siege of the Deer, Day2 in Humor JoeUser Forums

Day 2 Everything is quiet. Tinfoil hats continue to hold, but not nearly as big a help as the burglar bars. They made a rush about two a.m., but it was just a harassment probe. Eating poptarts half a pack at a time to conserve food. Today we jugged the water from the toilet, just in case....wished we'd flushed first. It reminds me of Dawn of the Dead

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Reply to Al-Sadr Wounded in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Well I for one am going to cry huge tears on my pillow at night. Wouldn't it be a shame if he got a horrible, lingering, flesh eating infection, that killed him slowly over the next day or two while his army abandoned him? Awwww.

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Reply to The first time I met him... in Work JoeUser Forums

Sigh......fond memories, not.....you can't win an LTX, it's like playing poker with God, the insurgents are also the people in charge, they know like a billion times more Korean/arabic than you, and they change the rules as they go to suit them. Did like the MOUT site though.

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Friday 13, Be afraid...be sorta afraid... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Good evening sports fans, this is NOT Howard Kossell, and welcome to today, Friday the 13. Yes, and long considered to be one of the most dangerous days to step foot outside of your home. Many people associate the bad luck with Good Friday, and the 13th apostle, Judas, who betrayed Jesus to death with a kiss. Other stories include the conspiracy outlined in <

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Reply to What's your favorite limerick? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Here's an ode to the Texas Wahine, Though she thinks that my rhymes are obscene, And believes that it's queer, That I love to kill deer, And dead geckos can make her turn green.

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Reply to What's your favorite limerick? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Ouch....here goes, my first new one today, My cats are all cute furry thugs Killing gophers and unsightly bugs, But dead things aren't as crass, As them dragging their ass, Leaving skid marks on all of my rugs.

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Siege of the Deer, Day 1 in Humor JoeUser Forums

Day 1 Got up about four, tried to leave the house at five for P.T. They were waiting. Almost made it to the car before they struck. The mule deer. They ambushed me, must have been at least seven or eight of them. Lost a little blood, but I'm ok. Plenty of food and water. I can see them from the bedroom window. They're watching......always watching. T

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Reply to The Evil Empire is taking over!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Ummm......The guy who killed Louis the ummm...14th? was torn apart by four horses while boiling lead was poured into his torso, would that work? At least until we get the catfur breeders out to the ranch....

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Reply to Bush/Kerry, Punditry of the Left/Right, and Clown Phallus in Politics JoeUser Forums

I agree, the mudslinging this term is wearing thinner than the difac soup. Issues, please , issues.... and my cat too, was offended by the Pounce reference.......but strangely amused by the clown cock picture......wierd little beast, furthermore he never licks his rectum like a pathetic canine.......he drags it across my carpet and leaves skid marks!

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Reply to What's your favorite limerick? in Humor JoeUser Forums

How 'bout this one from Cider House Rules There was a young man of Bombay, Who fashioned a c&^T out of clay, But the heat of his prick, Turned it into a brick, And chafed all his foreskin away. Anyone know this one? I can't remember, it starts Titian while painting rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder.....

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Reply to Phase Out Our Troops in Politics JoeUser Forums

It's too early. The fighting is still hot and heavy, regardless of the lack of mainstream coverage time it got in the first few months. Leave now, and we'll be back again, only we'll have to start over at the beginning. We're going to be there for a long....long...time. It's another Korea....only without the nice lines drawn down the middle to keep the terrorists out.(mostly)

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Reply to Rapist wins the lottery in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I don't claim to be enlightened, I just think that these people should not be allowed to live. By all means let them keep the money. And kill them. Habitual offense should never be a question, because we should never, never allow them the opportunity. Other people who fit in this category are: murderers, terrorists, people who commit espionage/high treason, pedophiles, most drug pushers, Michael Moore, and pe

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Reply to What's your favorite limerick? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Good one, here's another I found on a similar subject....i.e...animial love There once was a man named Mctavish, Who attempted an anthropoid ravish, But the object of rape, was the wrong sex of ape, And the anthropoid ravished Mctavish.

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Reply to What's your favorite limerick? in Humor JoeUser Forums

There was a young lady named Brent, With a c*%t of enormous extent, And so deep and so wide, The acoustics inside, Were so good you could hear when you spent.

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Reply to Bad, bad, bad haircut. in Misc JoeUser Forums

The gun is cooooooooooooooollllll. Sigh. I miss my 249. Running stick lanes rambo style. Ambushing next squad at finish to have them dive for cover in rice paddy ditch.....lol P.S. Usually go with medium fade, half skin on the sides, 'bout an inch or so on top, but last time my barber screwed up, so I'm sporting the high and tight....

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