A priest dipped in wax with a wick, Made a candle remarkably thick, 'Til one hot summers day, When he melted away, And the smell made the bishop quite sick Your powers are weak old man.....kudos on the pun though.
p.s. he's more like don knotts than one of the baldwins.....
how 'bout this? Link
how 'bout this? Link
My favorite was a Ripley's story about a monk who had himself dipped in wax to preserve the body when he died, then spent the next 200 years as a candleholder in the cathedral....If I gotta go, why not be useful?
Only in the mornings before my caffeine..
Whoops, that was big... Me in Korea in Kangwando, up in mountains near dmz, in semiblizzard January before last.
At last, the real me. I hope.....told you my boomstick was bigger....
Calamitous catasphrophe, could charismatic cost control, condition customers completely?
damn. how do i get a scanned picture onto here out of my documents?
Damn.....you are so amazingly perceptive......only, my "boomstick" is bigger.
Hoorah for the Olympics. Every four years (or two if you look at it that way,) the world is treated to a magnificent display of sportsmanship and athletic talent. This year is no exception. The games in Greece have had amazing results, including the Iraqi soccer team, gold medalists in the drug tests, and the I need to get a dream team in basketball. Every
Sigh.....never remember my dreams. And trust me, cleve's dreams are about as weird as a very, very ordinary bologna sandwich you could even say an extraordinarily ordinary bologna sandwich.....although maybe she's right that i shouldn't roll my eyes....
Lol........cautiously.
Hello.....deer, I mean dear.
Sigh....sprinters...... no tv, have they held the marathon yet?
Dear Lord......(wipes tear from his eye)......it's.....beautiful.
"Fall not in love therefore, for it will stick to your face" -Deteriota, by National Lampoon-"
What if there was no Fred Harteis (Gasp!)
Got a private asschewing and a threat later, which I had coming. I do appreciate not getting busted up by her out in front of everyone. I've had much worse for first warnings of this rule, and this was the second here.
Welcome to DUM DUM DUM.....the rant. Everything here is writ in anger, and do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the author when he is calm or sane. It begins with a mea culpa. Today I commited a mortal sin at work. As many of you know, I am a member of the military (thank you stop loss.) So what might you ask is so heinous, so evil as to threaten my
yet.....
There once was a man from Joe User, who was a wonderful limerick abuser, And to rhyme citahellion, With anything but bullion, Is a thing that will only confuse yer.
I still cry hoax!!!! Hoax I say, Hoax!!!!! A plague on both their split personalities.
singing..... Ah..........Men..........
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