All right, by now you know the game. I'll show you mine, then you show me yours......and no spanking lines, gid. To start: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. (princess bride) I haven't been f$#@ed like that since grade school. (Fight Club) Leave the gun. Take the cannolli. (The Godfather.)
acccckkkkkk!!! my slip? (sound of body sliding to the floor) thud. ouch....................damn rocks.....
too hot? wait a sec.......whew, I had a tear, but it dried up under the texas sun. good to see you back. What kind of embroidery? I crosstitch....good way to kill time on cq, but boy you should see the looks I get.
Forget Kim Jong Il, he's all flash and no game. He spends too much time in the hands of his "pleasure brigade" (yes, that means exactly everything you think it does,) or surfing the internet. The real danger is what happens when that fat bastard's arteries finally clog shut, and the country is left up for grabs. As for invasion, it is difficult if not completely out of the question. A few years ago, Kim Jong Il threatened to turn Seoul into a
MMmm....the army's killed all my korean brain cells, but I think I could get a 2+ in a konglish opi.
like the post, got a picture?
though it gets me trolled......tttthhhhppppppppppptttttt!!!!!! this rasberry has been brought to you by a member of the intelligence community, thank you and goodnight. P.S. Don't blame us, blame the people at the top of the food chain who start with the results they want and try to force the intelligence data to fit them, or try to produce unrealistic goals, by not knowing how to use the intelligence assets they have. Furthe
compared to n. korea, s. korea is an island....of sanity, sanity being relative in the case of either korea anyways....
congrats, not everyone makes it out of s. dakota, the people their are pretty rough... all eight of them.
retriever, or mutt with retriever, scratch that though, this thing's gotta lotta spaniel in his background somewhere.
So, a Baptist, a Catholic, a Mormon, a cop, an Aggie, George W., John Kerry, Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of a joke?" Ahhh....now you're warmed up for the pain...... As a few of you know, I'm training up for a marathon, so I went for a
last matched by another "great" president Hoover) Don't knock Hoover, he did a decent job and got associated a great number of negative things that happened during his presidency that weren't his doing. Furthermore, many of Roosevelt's programs were exact clones from the Hoover administration, with more
ummm....more limericks about exploding deer?
damned funny, now if there was only a kerry vs. kerry.....
Have you considered skid-doodling.....the cat in question has an amazing urge to mark it's territtory by rubbing his butt on the carpet....
Here are my submissions: that sounds dirty enough to me...... oh yeah, and emissions....
Fake Bad. natural GOOD!!! Big Good. Medium Good. Little Good. Natural Good. If you make the choice rationally, and not from sheer total insecurity, Fake OK. Evil twisted men that love all sorts of breasts like I do, Politicaly Incorrect but Happy!!!!
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana LMAO....here's one of geezer's old jokes, What did the leper say to the girl at the whorehouse?........keep the tip!!!
Oh, and I couldn't remember the other navy girl.....Seaman Guzzler.....I shit you not.... I never knew two people more happy to make petty officer.
Big Bob, or the one that lives out of town?
Not as funny as the Korean class with a student who suffered a korean pronunciation of Miss Honey....... we laughed long time G.I.
Favorite rank in the navy....seaman, once knew a Seaman Stain.....what was he thinking when he joined??? arabic for sugar cookie = cok sukar and another army term, female privates
I know that many Jews don't consider someone to have reached manhood until they have grown a beard. Sigh....I'm almost 28, and I may never be a man.......good post.
Go in when sick and stand really close to his desk to talk to him, then vomit profusely I've done this, it works great. Ever since a week long bout of the stomach flu in college, I've been able to puke at will. Was working at a shoneys for a summer job the next year, and they wouldn't let me go home wh
funny, and I always thought england was a rinkey-dink island, largely influenced by our policy. Are you sure you're not one of our puppet governments? We've been so busy kicking ass, that it's hard to remember everyone we've conquered lately. We will however take the French issue under consideration.
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