Tom Lehrer~ Poisoning pigeons in the Park is a hit song if you listen to Dr. Demento. singing.... And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two, as we're poisoning pigeons in the park...... Dr. Demento's devestatingly droll. Decadantly delightful and debonair dead puppy divas are definat
Pusillanimous pigeon putsch? Poisoning pigeons in the park? Please.....Its a pack of politically prurient pustulant persifluage!!!!
Reply #53 By: MasonM - 8/24/2004 8:30:17 PM Is you head up your ass for the warmth? - Tremors II Wow, ties in with my new blog too. Here's an oldie but goodie. I Love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Asshats, where would we be without them? They give us a chance to wage vicious flame wars, or rant ungodly rants against them in our blogs. Good classic style american fun all around. But today's blog is something a little different. Today I want you to think about what asshats mean to you. You may not call them asshats; one of my favorite replacements is the
Look out, Gideon Al Sadr, quick, find a sacred shrine to hide in!!!! Get out the holy rocket propelled hand grenade. 1....2.....5!!! Hold on to your beards and turbans boys......we've got a human rights violator here. A criticism? That's some kind of terrorist torture, right? Do they still have all their teeth and toenails? Not when we get through with them. We'll criticize them to the DEATH!!!!!
You think that no one could ever be that naive when uttering a politically inclined pronouncement. I think that about most folks, self included. P.S. did they even have a Minnesota when you were little?
With all these military people here, and there's not really any Full Metal Jacket... I have to say I am a little bit disappointed This is my movie line blog, there are many like it, but this one is mine. I must fire my movie lines straighter than historyishere, who is trying to kill me........
was that Jessica Rabbit in who framed roger rabbit? nope, she was "I'm not bad....I'm just drawn that way."
It goes all the way to 11! kick ass!!!! up there with the infamous cucumber scene. I love pretty much anything from any Christopher Guest movie, He
close, but no cigar for the man on the west coast.....give that man a red swingline stapler. The answer we were looking for was "two chicks at the same time." One last one for me before bedtime, it's a femme fatale, I want to say Kathleen Turner in I can't remember what, but it's one of the greatest fatale deliveries ever....."Just whistle if you need me. You know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together....and blow."</fon
Awesome quotes Gene. Reply #26 By: pseudosoldier - 8/23/2004 9:41:10 PM - Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'? - No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked say
ROFL......best non zombie zombie movie i've seen in years. Environmentalists all in a rage, Let mad monkeys go loose from their cage, But they were surprised, When they gouged out their eyes, And unleashed a god awful Brit plauge. The zombies were lean and were fast, And liable to chomp on your ass, The actors were great, Though I'm sad to relate, That I didn't know much of the cast. Good guys
I too have had the Korean cleaning lady experience....sigh. Korean in-the floor toilets are right up there on my list with squatting over a cat hole with a shovel handle for support in the field. Great country, lousy plumbing.
Give me a for example, wahine......may not be until tommorow, gotta sleep a little before pt. Maybe longer if it's about a movie and I haven't seen it.
All from Super Troopers "Of course in our day, we did it with blanks......" Actually done the meow thing while on gate guard. It's great, they're never quite sure you've really said it.
All from Super Troopers "Of course in our day, we did it with blanks......" Actually done the meow thing while on gate guard. It's great, they're never quite sure you've really said it.
August 23, Copperas Cove, Texas. Confessions of a Crosstitch junkie. Yes, I admit it, I can take it no more. The whole world must know, that I am a man. And..... I crosstitch GASP!!!!!!! I love it. I know needlepoint, crossstitch, daisy chain, satin stitch, the works. I've been addicted now for over two years, and it's kept me sane on many a night of cq or
perhaps from dum dum dum......The Eraser???
wow, didn't know you could do that, too clever.....
Blues Brothers It's 500 miles to Chicago, We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarrettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. (I know it's not perfect, but it's close) Also, subcategory, did anyone ever find an ending to the joke in The Breakfast Club? (yes, I know it's made
Here goes, if you haven't seen this movie......see it. Or I'll unleash the squirrels on you. There once was a hero named Ash, Who had style and a lot of panache, He traveled through time, And delivered one liners, And fought with a foe quite bad Ash. His weapons were cool and were grand, 12 gauge boomstick and chainsaw ri
The Princess Bride is my all time hands down no contest favourite movie of all time yes, but you left out, i know someting you donna know....what's that?.....i am not left handed!!! p.s. Is Fred Harteis related to Kenny?
Boondock Saints "And we shall flow a river forth to thee......" Awesome flick
Oh, George, not the livestock!"; "she done R-U-N-N-O-F-T"(O Brother Where Art Thou?) LMAO......Have some gopher, Everett?
The U.S. has once again demonstrated it's athletic prowess in an area few of you may know about, but one that sends my wife into almost orgasmic pleasure at the mere mention of it's name, dressage. No, it doesn't involve thimbles or sewing machines. Imagine the horse whisperer meets dances with ponies. It's been called ballet on horseback. Check it out here. <a href="
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