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Reply to Another ones bites the dust! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Geez, I feel so inadequate now. Tell my about it. Did I mention the slight obsessive-compulsive thing? If it helps, she's only gone a foot since then. Wave at all the gu

Reply to When do you take your Christmas Decorations down? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

First weekend after jan 1.

Reply to A Lawyer's Rage in War on Terror JoeUser Forums

He is supposed to give his clients the best and most vigorous defense he can mount (not by their rights but rather his obligation under the Bar). But the Bar is not forcing him to defend scumbags. (unless I missed something, and this is a mandatory pro bono defense) I have met the occasional lawyer (adm

Reply to Another ones bites the dust! in Humor JoeUser Forums

You're stationed in Washington State? Yep. For about 5 more minutes. (okay, a couple of months.....sort of. Unless this whole surge thing speeds everything up.) Then off to Iraq! <TD class="mb-Body-Quo

Another ones bites the dust! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Heh heh heh.......I taught Joy how to knit yesterday. Do you see what you've gone and done, Dharma? Huh? Huh? I hope you bought stock at Michael's and MJDs before you started blogging about this stuff. Joy wasn't overwhelmed with desire at first, but I nagged her a little.........and voila. Give an obsessive-compulsive woman a hobby involving soothi

Reply to Direct TV, this one's for you! in Home Theater JoeUser Forums

Here I thought Direct TV would have good programming...sheesh. They do. They have EVERYTHING. The good, the bad, and the ugly; literal and Sergio Leone. Mostly, I just get amused by the names I run into in flipping past the porn stations to the XM radio.

Direct TV, this one's for you! in Home Theater JoeUser Forums

This blog is for you Direct TV. I want to thank you for your rapid installation, friendly service, and low rates. But mostly I want to thank you for bringing me the ability, should I so choose, to watch such quality feature films as: Brides Get Naked Bewitched Housewives Girls Gone Wild/Best of Spring Dirty Little Secrets 3: Voyeurs Party

Reply to Did you know.....the home improvement edition in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I asked...but the guy SWORE it was unneeded. He's right. You could have used 550 cord instead. Or in desperate times, duct tape.

Reply to Saddam got a bad deal in Humor JoeUser Forums

Oh yeah, and <img src="../images/smiles/smile.gif" border=0

Reply to Saddam got a bad deal in Humor JoeUser Forums

poet, author, wrongly accused of crimes against humanity Have you read his stuff? I'd have hung him for that crappy romance novel alone. Talk about crimes against humanity........... And overpriced, too.

Dead presidents, knitting, and the state of the nation...... in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Completely random update. I tried to file my DITY paperwork Tuesday on the last day of my leave, and oddly enough, the post was closed. They were planting Jerry Ford. Now, while I am all in favor of rendering due honor to dead presidents, WTF? They didn't close down post for Reagan, and they sure as hell didn't do it for Nixon. Why when they planted the 20th

Reply to I DETEST this house. in Misc JoeUser Forums

There should be (I won't say there is for sure) a place you can open the system to relieve pressure if the blockage is outside the house. (It frequently is, especially if it's caused by tree roots, and any little thing will back it up.) Look for a little round white plastic piece out front or back of the house. It'll be about 3 inches or so across, with a square bit on top. Use an adjustable wrench to open that up, and if the blockage is outsi

Reply to Teenie-weenie little beanies in Misc JoeUser Forums

What about a baby beanie for a beanie baby? Not to be confusing...........

Reply to My Knitting Is Coming Along Slowly But Surely in Misc JoeUser Forums

That's what I like to do while I knit, too. It's also when I get distracted and add stitches as well. Whoops. Tonight's choices, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and a variegated merino wool cable knit scarf I'm working on for dharma. Or maybe a hat. Tough guy movies and knitting equal out, right?

Reply to One Million Miles in Misc JoeUser Forums

Congrats on turning a million! Erm........

Reply to Aaaargh! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Reply By: dharmagrl What she said.......a day late. Sorry.

Reply to Army Chief of Staff Having Regrets Over Own Eunuchhood? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

General Norman Swartzkopf's 10th rule of leadership. Loved the list, I laughed, I damned near cried on number 5. It moved me. General Peter Schoomaker, the Army Chief

Reply to JU Flamefest! Jump Right In!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I knew I smelled something. Must be the tamales. Oh please, that thing's so stretched out from his recreational activities, a tamale wouldn't stay put. A couple of jumbo burritos maybe. Or to flame in the words of a wiser man than I, F--k you, F--k you, Fu--k you, F--k you, you're cool, f--k you, f--k you, I'm out of here.

Reply to Who should be the next Price is Right host? in TV Shows JoeUser Forums

Nicholas Cage. Definately. With a flame-thrower even.

Reply to Oh Man! I Just HAVE To Knit One Of These! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Great, a half hour gone on google whacking photos, and another new area of knitting for me to obsess on. Thanks a lot!

Reply to Dear Joe in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I don't mind the format so much in the forums, but I don't like that it loses the cookie for who I am when click on 'em. I end up having to sign back in, or hit the back button.

Reply to TIME TO CHOOSE: ROSIE OR trump? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

somewhere, e. e. cummings is rolling over in his grave...............

Reply to Saddam to Hang Tonight in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Hang 'em high........but use a short rope Such being the sum of my intellect and wit on the matter. Keell the leetle cock-a-roach.

Reply to Poll shows 1 in 4 Americans are Morons in Politics JoeUser Forums

Yep, that is a fairly succinct summation. Not only do I include everyone else, I also include myself. Why be exclusive just because I happen to agree with me? With very rare exceptions, almost everyone is a moron. Stupidity is the true universalism. <img src="../images/smiles/grim.gif" border=0 ALIGN=

Reply to Poll shows 1 in 4 Americans are Morons in Politics JoeUser Forums

Funny, Southpark said 1/4th of all Americans are morons word for word about six months ago.........and this is the really creepy part, without a poll!!!!!!