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Reply to Domesticated in Cooking JoeUser Forums

They're not rotten.......they're well fermented. Daquiris anyone?

Reply to It's so, so hard in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I think that's fixations......... It strongly resembles the orifice it smells like though................

Reply to LA Marathon training program: Week 4 - Day 2 in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

Take it easy on recovery weeks, or you'll end up losing time from injury, especially if you've had previous injuries. Trust me on this one. Good luck, I'm hoping to do my next one in Baghdad. Don't deploy 'til May, so maybe next fall.

Reply to Little Miss Isabella in Blogging JoeUser Forums

She's beautiful........

Reply to It's so, so hard in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Nice to see that things have only gotten worse in the armpit of Texas. Nah, that's houston. Try getting a water softener. Even if you're in an apartment, they make a small one you can hook up to the water supply under the sink to your sink and dishwasher, etc.

Reply to Consider the sillies of the Field...... in Humor JoeUser Forums

You are a strange strange man. That's the pot calling the light grey stoneware black. Thpppppt!!!! And happy birthday late, by the way. Hope the sun is out for y

Reply to More storm photos in Misc JoeUser Forums

Sweet pics, especially like the one with the rose. Also, I found some new yarns you might like. They're acrylic, but they're done in camouflauge. They've got desert, woodland, and ACU colors. I think I'm gonna make an ACU afghan.......

Reply to OPSEC, Pearl Jam, and Giant Panties in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hate to be a nitpicker, but that was actually 'Nevermind' by Nirvana. {goes home and cries for his forgotten youth.........}

Consider the sillies of the Field...... in Humor JoeUser Forums

And I'm gonna cry all the way.......to my nice cozy detention center. Heh........... Off to the field for the week. For those of you who are wondering, I pulled my last article, just in case. Call me crazy, but in a unit full of 97Bs........... At any rate, I've got a place to live, sort of. It's an on post six pack, and I'll have it on the 4th of Ja

Reply to Day 4 of the vomit-a-thon in Blogging JoeUser Forums

If you miss a tiny spot of vomit, it will dry and form a cement-like bond Have you tried ginger ale? Soaking for awhile underwater is uncomfortable, but sometimes works. Failing that, I dunno. Peanut butter (and I've heard mayonnaise) was always the great remover when I was a kid.

Yay, new unit. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Finally arrived. I'm in the - M.I. Company in the - th Stryker Brigade at Ft. Lewis. Good times. And after one re-enlistment and 7 years in, the first time I've been threatened with getting chaptered out of the Army. And within being at the new unit less than half an hour no less. Upon arrival it was "Welcome to the unit, you're going to the field!" Yay. No

Reply to Miscellaneous moments in Misc JoeUser Forums

Speaking of wool, I'm toying with the idea of spinning my own. I'm starting to wait to hear you say that you've bought a small farm, and a couple of dozen lambs to raise............

Reply to Never judge a book by it's cover in Misc JoeUser Forums

Fiction???? Very realistic to me.............

Reply to My Holiday in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Physical labor is rewarding to me See, I told you cement was fun.

Reply to This/That/Some Movie Reviews, and General Miscellany....... in Humor JoeUser Forums

The acting in The Marine was good? Not everyone, but a lot of it, yeah; main characters at least. It was beautiful, like gold plating a turd.

Reply to Well There's A News Story You Don't Hear Every Day in Current Events JoeUser Forums

The FBI is going to investigate whether or not they used excessive force. Nah, after the first 10 shots or so, it didn't hurt anymore, nohow.........

Reply to This/That/Some Movie Reviews, and General Miscellany....... in Humor JoeUser Forums

For Your Consideration Just saw it! Best/worst one liner. "You know what they say about blind prostitutes, you've really got to hand it to them..........."

Reply to Your top-ten list of all time funniest movies in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

Kentucky Fried Movie A Mighty Wind The Day After Tommorow (yeah, I know, it wasn't supposed to be......) Monty Python's The Meaning of Life The Princess Bride Spinal Tap A Night at the Opera (The Marx Bros) The Complete Works of Shakespeare Abridged Four Rooms Christmas Vacation And about a bazillion others that I had to pick and choose from, damn your eyes!!!

This/That/Some Movie Reviews, and General Miscellany....... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Beware sports fans, the sun is shining today in Tacoma, so we highly recommend you stay indoors. Don't want to ruin that beautiful catfish belly colored skin. Yum. Slept in this morning to kill as much of the long weekend as possible. Then got up and went for a little 5 mileish run. Whee!!!! I'm giddy on what's that stuff again? Oh yeah, oxygen. They didn't

Reply to She wasn't kidding in Consumer Issues JoeUser Forums

Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups. To quote the great sages of our times....... "So, what you're saying is, one-fourth of all Americans are retards, Kyle?" "Yeah. At least one-fourth."

Reply to Candy and mince pies and scones, oh my! in Cooking JoeUser Forums

Also, you mispelled y'all (proper contraction of "you" and "all"), which at least identifies you further North than the Mason-Dixon Frankly sir, I disagree. While ya'll is not as absolutely correct as y'all, it's still perfectly alright, as is you'uns, and even the occasional your mamma and them. As in,

Would you like a side of sex offenders with that? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Ok, maybe I'll just be in and out. Welcome to Tacoma, where the sun never shines and the children run scared..........It's not a bad place, just wet. According to the oh so wonderful wikipedia, Tacoma is one of the most livable cities in the country, and the most walkable. Also, one of the most stressed out, based off of un-employment, depression, poverty rat

Reply to Diagnostic PT Test, 20NOV06 in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

All the way down...........

Reply to OPSEC, Pearl Jam, and Giant Panties in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Shoot for the 20th. I understand that that's a good day to be born in november. Yeah. mmmhhhhmmmmm I would love to be slim when Adrian gets home from the deployment. With only 11 lbs up, I bet you will have lost weight after the baby........and more after staying up with it nights. Don't worry

Reply to Gone for awhile in Humor JoeUser Forums

Do you have the HUMINT moustache yet? {throws up in his mouth.......just a little bit.........}