Spc Nobody Special

Spc Nobody Special

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Hai-shoe in Humor JoeUser Forums

Shiny gold esses, happy shiny cushions, white as Hasselhoff. Brand new Sauconys, Gonna get up early morn, And do eight miles, yeah!

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Important New News About The Kerry Faux Pas. in Humor JoeUser Forums

"Education, if you make the most of it, study hard and make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you dont', you get stuck in Iraq" ~ John Kerry. You know, in all the fuss and contraversy over this comment, something of vital importance has been overlooked. Whether he was making fun of Bush for being stupid, or makin

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Reply to Scooby-Doo and Guy Fawkes in XBOX JoeUser Forums

A penny loaf to feed the Pope. A farthing o' cheese to choke him. A pint of beer to rinse it down. A faggot of sticks to burn him. Burn him in a tub of tar. Burn him like a blazing star. Burn his body from his head. Then we'll say ol' Pope is dead. Hip hip hoorah! Hip hip hoorah! What do you mean anit-catholic?...............

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Men peeing on everything.... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Poachers Deer Suicide Sado-masochistic zombie deer. Sado-masochistic drill sergeants. People having sex in the damnedest places.........sometimes to include unusual body parts. 90 degree weather in january. 40 degree weather in may. Women peeing on the side of the road. Men peeing on damned near everything. The world's fast

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Reply to Playing Soldier, Day Four in Work JoeUser Forums

We were looking for my goat, and his goats, and his goats, although we all disagreed on whose goats they were. Keep looking. In San Angelo, there's enough goats for everybody!!! usually in someone's front yard.......

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Reply to Playing Soldier in Work JoeUser Forums

Eight years in, no tactical assignments, and I have to teach IET soldiers in AIT how to be better tactical combatants. The hell you say. You know how to work a floor buffer don't you? That's one of the most crucial tasks a tactical soldier needs to know. That and how to apply dry sweep. Yeah.

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Reply to Pinot Evil Dead......2 in Humor JoeUser Forums

where you at in SLC? billeting at Camp Williams in Riverton. In the past, I used to do the Exotic Erotic Ball in SF. ???!!!!

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Pinot Evil Dead......2 in Humor JoeUser Forums

So it's about that time again. Stuck on a little ass Army post in the middle of ......okay, Salt Lake City. But still, no house, no trick or treating kids, and what friends I had that didn't move away, I moved away from this year. So Halloween's going to be a little different this year. Last year I planned on sitting outside on a couch and watching horror

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Reply to An exciting expedition in Misc JoeUser Forums

I can get my hands on silk blended yarn online. Where do you go for yarn online? Everything around here is acrylic. Except for one place I found, and it's 'bout 15 bucks for what's admittedly an absolutely beautifully died 4 oz. skein of wool. Plus I'm moving again next month anyways. Bleah.

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Reply to TOO MUCH CAPS AND PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

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