Spc Nobody Special

Reply to The Beautiful Occupation in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Remember on the Princess Bride when they use the life-sucking machine on Wesley? It's kinda like that. I think that's actually the correct technical term for Army medicine.

Reply to All Done But For The Waiting in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Those poor bastards. When I was there, the last thing I wanted was more attention from the teachers. But then again, my korean sucks...........

Johnny Cash kicks ass!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

and that's all I have to say about that. Full of mexican food and frappucino. Listening to Cocaine Blues, and getting ready to knit some more and watch Charleton Heston pretend to be a Mexican. (a Touch of Evil for the film classically challenged. Also known for "the world's longest pan shot.") God bless Orson Welles. Life is good. Meebeluh,

Reply to 180 Viruses! in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

Jeez, I've had a virus or two, but the only people I knew that even came close to that kind of record were other Army guys that were not only dumb enough to constantly surf porn, but dumb enough to do it without good protection.

Reply to Who Steals Cannery Row? in Misc JoeUser Forums

At least they had good taste........

Reply to Cingular Wireless Internet in Misc JoeUser Forums

Groovy......

Walking on water, copper mines, and other assorted miracles. in Humor JoeUser Forums

And the merry go round goes round goes round......... I got extremely fortunate this weekend and picked up GASP!!!! a two day weekend!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!! So, I did what any red blooded american would do, and set out to see the sights of Salt Lake City. (excepting all the LDS stuff, they're having some kind of special weekend, and every Mormon in cre

Reply to What's the best bargain you ever got? in Misc JoeUser Forums

My wife. After that, a 67 MGB, that (no s**t there I was) I got as a pizza delivery tip. Which I recently gave to my brother-in-law. Sigh.........

Reply to Home Again in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

My sister sent some presents for me and my boys, but the package was inside the apartment, opened and looted. The USPS has it listed as "notice left" not "package delivered Had the same thing happen when I was in San Angelo. I think it's a conspiracy. Definitely. Sorry. Also sorry to miss ya

Reply to Currently on the needles in Art JoeUser Forums

I wish I could see it. Utah national guard security is protecting me from any pornagraphic images that you might have knitted into the pattern. Sigh....... You finally got me curious enough to get started by the way. I'm up to casting on, knitting, and purling. Next project, not sucking. And then maybe a little hat. Yeah.

Reply to DAMNIT!!!! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Yep. Made my week. I hadn't laughed so hard since Muslim radicals protested the pope's association of Islam with violence........by firebombing churches. Sigh........

Reply to Thrift Store Shopping in Misc JoeUser Forums

Am I the only one here who shops the thrift stores? Nope. But I usually don't get much in the way of clothes there. I'm more on the lookout for tools, old books, and things I can melt down for scrap. I even just missed getting an anvil for 25 bucks once.

Reply to Beware the Supernote! in North Korea JoeUser Forums

Please to drop back onto the face of the earth soon? Yes? Very good, thank you very much........................

Reply to Alive and knitting in SLC..... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Highway 89 runs the entire length of our lovely state. Came up through the Grand Canyon, and saw it for the lower third or so before cutting over to 15. Especially gorgeous around Mt. Carmel and north of there. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Body-Quote-T

Alive and knitting in SLC..... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Snow??? In September??? wtf??? That aside, all is......not well exactly, but moving along. I know more about what's going on now, got to see a LOT of country on the drive up, and am now entering the second week of training as a "hick" (human intelligence collector). Today was the land nav course; woot! Soon to start secret squirrel type stuff. Also woot.

Reply to International Talk Like A Pirate Day in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Damn it!!!! Missed it.

Reply to NSA, The Doughnut Palace (Pt. 2) in Politics JoeUser Forums

Welcome back

Reply to I'll never catch up now........ in Humor JoeUser Forums

And also hope you'll get the big fat per diem! as of now, not...... wait, what status are you now, anywa

I'll never catch up now........ in Humor JoeUser Forums

Just when I was starting to get some free time to blog and whatnot again...... WHAM!!!!!!!!! Two days notice, you're going to UTAH to train with a national guard unit at sunny Camp Williams. (just south of SLC) You'll be TDY en route to your next duty station, so you're not coming back. You're not going to be there long enough to take your wife.

Reply to Mifflin St Jeor Equation in Diet JoeUser Forums

69 * 2.54 = 165.26 182 / 2.2 = about 83 10 * 83 = 830 6.25 * 165.26 = 'bout 1033 830 + 1033 +5 = 1868 * 1.3 = 'bout 2500......*1.8 = 'bout 3360.............................big gap for my day to day. crap.

Reply to Have you ever considered Suicide? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Like in the last five hours, or period? The answer to both being yes............

Reply to The GULF (of space) IS A DISGRACE in Pure Technology JoeUser Forums

Bah humbug. A planet by any other name................. dwarf planet my ass.......frickin' astronomers need to get out and get laid more..........sigh.

A favorite saying for the day..... in Humor JoeUser Forums

If one person calls you a jackass, don't worry too much about it. If five people call you a jackass, start shopping for a saddle.

Reply to Wholesome Foods in Diet JoeUser Forums

a jar of organic tahini paste I am so insanely frickin' jealous. And that's not sarcasm, tahini's a bitch to get.

Reply to The Left Loves to Believe the Worst About Rangers in Current Events JoeUser Forums

He does respond to phone calls if you happen to have his number. Damn. Actually, I think I'm living mere minutes away now.......didn't he move out to Arizona?