Spc Nobody Special

Spc Nobody Special

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Reply to Limerick Review Strikes Again!!! Cannonball Run in Humor JoeUser Forums

I've never seen that movie Oh but now you must.....are you sure you're from texas???(gently teasing) Also required on the great 70's and early 80's good ole boy's (redneck edition) movies of all time, are Cannonball Two, Smokey and the Bandit (just the first one, don't bother with the other piece of sq

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Limerick Review Strikes Again!!! Cannonball Run in Humor JoeUser Forums

Here's one for all of you junkies, Who like old movies with big names and monkeys, Car chases and fights, And Dom Deloise in tights, Plus bimbos who're picked up as flunkies. Ole Clint did not fight in this flick, And Sally Fields did not play the chick, Farrah Fawcett was cool, Jamie Farr played the fool, And Roger

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Reply to Did You Call Me? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Holy crap......someone needs to call him claiming to be Enrique, (pissed off and wanting to know why he's been taking all of his calls (optional)) and wanting to speak to chiprj!!!

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Reply to Bend over and spread 'em again, please. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Do they have un-trained chimps working in military pay offices? This is extremely insulting to untrained chimps. I am no animal activist, but to compare a poor beast of the earth to those losers in the finance office is a surprisingly low blow and should be rectified at once.

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Reply to Did You Call Me? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hello? Yo bo sey yo? Hello? Yo bo sey yo? Hello? Yo bo sey yo? Hello? Nu gu in dey yo? This is Silva. Mu wo? Silva? Nu gu in dey yo? Silva, S-I-L-V-A Mu wo mal hess so? I don't understand you? Mu wo? Nu gu in dey yo? I don't know what you're saying, I think you have the wrong number. Ahhhhh, A

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Reply to The Greatest State in the Nation Gets the Shaft in Misc JoeUser Forums

The new quarter sucks. I waited, what, 4 years when they started doing the states? Thought it would be bad ass, or at the very least better than the usual profile of George's head. Then it turns up a couple of months ago in the change for my dr. pepper. Thpppppppppt..........this quarter sucks. P.S. And it's okay to hate Houston and El Paso, they suck too much to be part of the Texas that I've loved all my life. By the way, people think 110 i

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Reply to The Scary Epidemic You Should Be Aware Of in Misc JoeUser Forums

My favorite was while doing my christmas shopping at the mall a few years ago. An approx. three hundred lb. lady between 55 and 60 who was wearing a large gap fishnet shirt for a top.........just a large gap fishnet shirt (shudder).....but tis the season of sharing and giving, right?

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Reply to Is Your Body Normal? in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

6.5 hours a night on average bra size, about a 42 training cup? average colds per year....0-1 number of moles....about 5? BMI.....ain't telling oh yeah, and I'm a man baby, yeah!!!!!!

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Reply to Grrr...squirrels! in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

maybe you should make a squirrel friendly garden in one of the garden beds so they can have something to eat for the winter... are they native to the USA? Sigh......It doesn't work, it just brings around twice as many squirrels, and they go after everything around, not just the "squirrel friendly" gard

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Reply to Books and Authors I think you should read in Books JoeUser Forums

Dig into some John Irving. My favorite of his is A Prayer for Owen Meany, but almost anything he's written is good. If you're into A Clockwork Orange, you might try some Chuck Pahalunik. You may remember Fight Club, made from one of his books. Warning though, not for the weak of stomach. I particularly recomend Survivor <TD class="mb-Body-Quo

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Reply to Hey! How did YOU get in here?!?! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

apparently you have started attacking my TV as well with AM radio transmissions! stop it! it messes with my Madden! not until you give me back some catching ability in the game.

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Reply to A White Supremacists Dream! in International JoeUser Forums

I'm a little confused here. I'm not saying that the plan is necessarily a good idea, but how does it favor white supremacy as you suggest, if we take tens of thousands of Africans, train them to fight, give them money, food, and arm them to the teeth? Somehow, I don't think they would use their newly given power to support "the man."

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Reply to Meet George Jetson! in Humor JoeUser Forums

I found that one of those bobbing bird toys, that have fluid in the base work well if they're placed just right.

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Reply to I Have the Solution to All the World's Problems in Humor JoeUser Forums

My quest first took me to a little known mountain in Tibet, where I was escorted to the summit by barefoot Tibetan monks walking upon rose petals placed there by enlightened eagles that showed us the path. Man, did they have a USB port up there???

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