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Reply to Indians VS A's - 12 Sep 04 in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

ah....sweet irony of releasing large pink balloons for breast...(oh yeah cancer) awareness day.....

Reply to More things that piss me off continued.... in Misc JoeUser Forums

SEE LIKE THIS!!! AND I"M DRUNK!!!! A LITTLE!!!!

Reply to CBFTW Updates in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

as it may have skirted the OPSEC line. ah yes, because we would all hate for anyone to think that perhaps there is a network of international (yes I know it's a extreme minority) Islamic terrorists out there moving from country to country conducting hostilities.....oh, wait, what's that al qaida thing a

Reply to Texas Wahine in Humor JoeUser Forums

BLAH BLAH UPSET RANT>AW damneed can't speel when drunk....oh wait, I actually read the article, It's funny. I don't need to flame anyone, using angry all cap mode.....that's nice.....hi everybody!!!! (did I mention I'm a leetle bit drunk)

Reply to Michael Moore is EVIL in Humor JoeUser Forums

Bon Jovi licks toads for recreation. Michael Moore drinks tequilla and Dr. Pepper. Michael Moore wanted to be Maria in West Side Story. Michael Moore's best friend is nicknamed "teabags." Michael Moore has stock in...Walmart (gasp....now that's evil!!!)

Reply to New House, new truck, new dog… in Blogging JoeUser Forums

and whispering too.....all kinds of fun with fonts, we shouts because the loudest person always wins the political arguments......

Reply to New House, new truck, new dog… in Blogging JoeUser Forums

WE PRACTICED SHOUTING!!!!!

Three year anniversary of 9/11. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

This is a quick blog in remembrance of 9/11. Tommorow is the third year anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Regardless of how you feel about the politics that followed, our society, our world was changed, with the murders of thousands of people in a short space of time. As a soldier, I have been affected personally by the

Reply to Michael Moore is EVIL in Humor JoeUser Forums

Spc nbs only stated toad licking a second time for emphasis....not because he forgot.....yeah. Michael Moore cooks with lard.....processed from his own body fat. If you play Michael Moore backwards you get Satanic(i.e. pro-Kerry) lyrics. Michael Moore is best friends with Kim Jong IL. Michael Moore is an Elvis impersonator. Michael Moore got beat up by the Coen brothers. Michael Moore has an elegant

Reply to "How Are You?" in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

If it's sideways, okay to talk. If it's upwards in chain of command or cadre, lie. Always lie or blow it off without really answering. Smile a huge smile and hide it way down inside. If you tell the truth, you'll: a. get in trouble (as with your squad leader this morning or worse) b. they'll try to make you feel better (usually with horrible advice rather than listening) or c. they'll try to fix it by meddling horribly in your

Reply to Michael Moore is EVIL in Humor JoeUser Forums

Michael Moore blew a seal. like an engine gasket, or becoming involved in wildlife's sexual orientation? Michael Moore is Hitler's bastard grandchild. Michael Moore wrote the Dead Sea scrolls as a hoax. Michael Moore was the 2nd dog in the window on Mugga's blog. Mich

Reply to Can You Pass the US Citizenship Test? in Politics JoeUser Forums

don't want to post the whole list, knew all but governor and local leader.....oh well....

Reply to Michael Moore is EVIL in Humor JoeUser Forums

Michael Moore works at the Fort Sam PX, and often gives out incorrect change. Does he sometimes commute to ft. hood??? Michael Moore is a tooth fairy. Michael Moore tears the tags off of mattresses. Michael Moore works at Waffle House. Michael Moore can fart the enti

Reply to Quick limerick in Humor JoeUser Forums

Sounds alot like my current situation, only with 1 other person and better air conditioning.

Reply to Military Disservice in Politics JoeUser Forums

I'm with chiprj, but my version is shorter if less mature......ttttthhhhppppppttttttt!!!!!! (this rasberry brought to you by an american soldier, no....worse, an MI soldier (gasp!!!!))

Reply to How Much Is Sex With Your Spouse Worth? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

many a homicidal rage has been quelled with sweet lovins. yes, but isn't homicidal rage a good thing to have in the army? (especially infantry) I know I've still got mine, lovins or not.

Lose pounds by having sex!!!! in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

According to Schott's Food and Drink Miscellany p.92 by Ben Schott, Link , (an excellent and hilarious writer,) the average calories burned during sex by a 150 lb. person vary between 6 and 11 calories a minute. Add 10% for every pound over 150, less for those under 150. Although I question the m

Reply to A Lesson for the Diplomatically impaired in Politics JoeUser Forums

although it does sound suspiciously like "as if "

Reply to A Lesson for the Diplomatically impaired in Politics JoeUser Forums

arabic: aasif

Reply to Las Vegas Monorail: Built by Lyle Lanley? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

that episode gave me bad music man flashbacks (yes i know it was intentional)

Reply to How Much Is Sex With Your Spouse Worth? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I remember waiting for mid tour in korea (couldn't take til over nine months, how is that mid tour again???) after the first couple of months, 4000 a month feels about right.

Quick limerick in Humor JoeUser Forums

Went to work and we all did PT, Did pushups til we all got nosebleeds, And the thing that will suck, (cause we're shit out of luck) is we'll soon have to get up at three. I know that I am just depressed, 'cause its six days to original ETS, and I love the stop loss, can't talk back to the boss, or I could find

Reply to Hat tricks: What kind of hat do YOU wear? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I am a Fedora . The hat of the adventurous, I am spontaneous and active, perhaps sometimes a little foolishly. Regardless, I always come out alright. What Sort of Hat Are You? coolness

Reply to Michael Moore is EVIL in Humor JoeUser Forums

onnly if suspeckted = talisein, otherwise no, sorry. P.S. Michael Moore can cure cancer with the touch of his hands. Michael Moore snorts cool whip and squirts cheese whiz in his pants.

Reply to The Joys of Parenting in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I've read that A VERY LITTLE strong alcohol (rum or something similar usually) dabbed on the gums with a finger is good for short term relief.