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Reply to I'm Secretly a Terrorist in Blogging JoeUser Forums

No! You are an infidel dog! . . . er . . . how much money you got? not sure, at least 20 or 30 dinar???

Reply to Hey! How did YOU get in here?!?! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It was greywar, definitely greywar. Saw him on JU, (not at work, couldn't have happened at work, nope.) and asked him about it. Also know several from the unit, psuedosoldier, geezer, ummm....me, and the recently moved on negrodamus. And my wife, (not in the unit) ladycleve. And don't really know him, but I'm part of the covert maser unit that fires photons into electronic harassments house every night..... no, really.

Reply to Did You Call Me? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hello??? Hello??? did you call me again???

Reply to A Pirate! Horror! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I mean, not that I've ever done musical theatre before, umm, yeah....right. (gives defiant look of manly denial and puffs out chest, wrists at his side definitely not limp....)

Reply to A Pirate! Horror! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

singing.........you'll say a major general has never rode a horse........for my military knowledge though it's plucky and adventurey, has only been brought down to the beginning of the century, in short in matters vegetable, animal and mineral I am the very model of a modern major general......DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT!!!!!!! I'd finally gotten all those lyrics out of my head forever. BLAST YOU AND YOUR GILBERT AND SULLIVAN!!!!!! How will I ever

Reply to I hotwired a minivan and drove away.... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Ha! I have Slim Jims...the real deal, baby! yes, but don't you keep them in your ca.......oh wait, nevermind. Just don't bend the rods, I hate when people bend the rods. Some idiot tried to break into a tercel I had back in college. I'd have given him anything in the car for the asking. And

Reply to Working in the yard in Home Improvement JoeUser Forums

Impatiens are always good for semi shady areas, ('specially New Guniea impatiens,) you might try mixing them in with some shade area bulbs like tuberous begonias, or if there's enough sun, some irises, so that you could have something a little brighter during one season, and color remaining in another. Caladiums also have some very nice color when it's shady enough, otherwise they're just plain jane green. Lobelia??? Nasturtium might grow well

Reply to I'm Secretly a Terrorist in Blogging JoeUser Forums

wow, does your husband know you're on opposite teams? wal humdalilah....wahine the mujahideen P.S. Can you get me an AK-47 like the cool ones all the terrorists carry????PLLLLEASE?????

I hotwired a minivan and drove away.... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Ah hah!!!! yes I have a minivan.....(hangs head in shame.) I bartered it for a beat up piano I had so I could have something to drive while I do the body work on my mustang. So it has 200,000 miles on it (the van, not the mustang), there's nothing functionally wrong with it except it eventually needs another engine (not as bad as it sounds, I can pick up someth

Reply to What Would *insert your name here* Do? in Politics JoeUser Forums

oh yeah, and a hundred foot high wall around the entire country comes to mind, yeah with broken glass on the top......just come back in 2 or 300 years and see if people are being more reasonable.....save the glass parking lot solution for N. Korea....

Reply to What Would *insert your name here* Do? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Policemen are much better at peacekeeping through authority rather than firepower. yes, and that is no doubt why they are dying in small groups of say, 30 - 80 at a time, when they're not busy being kidnapped or having their police stations overrun that is.......

Reply to Did You Call Me? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Or in other news, yeah, extra fun in Korean, maybe you'll be luckier than me and this one will stop in a couple of months.....yeah, right.....

Reply to Did You Call Me? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hello? Hello?..........Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Dude, did you just try to call me???

Reply to All I Want For Christmas... in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

(well, one front tooth) no worries, there's still time to lose one more before Christmas.

Reply to Avast! in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

yarrrrrr.....pass the rum and diet soda.....yarrrrrr

Reply to People Who Don't Consider the Consequences of Their Actions in Blogging JoeUser Forums

still better than electronic hara....oh wait never mind...

Reply to GET OFF THE SHED!!! in Misc JoeUser Forums

you have a "the Taylors" too??? Wow, I thought we were the only ones.....

Reply to When pets destroy. in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

My theater tech teacher (who I also did work study for) in college had a dog named Arty, the Strongest Dog in the World. We used to feed him scraps of two by four or four by four while we were building sets. This effectively kept him from eating platforms for at least ten minutes at a time. Also in his gourmet repetoire of wood was one entire back porch and several dog houses before he got a Mongolian yurt (entirely round house, with a conica

Reply to It's a hurricane, get your butt inside. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

getting wet?

Reply to I Will Complain, I WILL Vote! in Politics JoeUser Forums

I'm exceptionally good at playing that song on my frech horn! lol. How do you make three chainsaws sound like a french horn section? Play the chainsaws out of tune..... What's the difference between a bum and a french horn player on the side of the road? The bum might be on

Reply to Blah. in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

You are getting sleepy.......very sleeepy........muhahahaha......you will awake at my command, feeling perfectly relaxed and refreshed......but sadly with the cold still, I can't do anything about that.......one sick day gone asleep anyways......

Reply to Michael Moore is EVIL in Humor JoeUser Forums

Michael Moore has a third nipple. Michael (O'Leary)Moore's cow kicked over a lantern and burned down Chicago. Michael Moore snorts cocaine and tabasco sauce. Michael Moore makes lousy margaritas. Michael Moore left the toilet seat up......again. Ever notice that Michael Jackson and Michael Moore are never seen together? Highly suggestive....eh? eh? anyone??? Michael Moore tested positive for doping

Reply to Tequilla and Dr. Pepper in Humor JoeUser Forums

Here's a Prairie Fire for you - shot of tequila and 3 drops of tobasco! It burns going in and it burns coming out try the korean version, shot of tabasco, and three drops of soju.....oh so mashi eetnun kot(phonetic for oh so tasty....sort of.....)

Reply to Is this EVIL? in Misc JoeUser Forums

play, play and be damned.......or make it up to him with Dublin Dr. Pepper (from Dublin, Tx. still made with cane sugar instead of corn syrup, and comes in the little glass bottles, oh so much better (and more expensive), from one dr. pepper fanatic for another......play...play.....play.......

Tequilla and Dr. Pepper in Humor JoeUser Forums

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! For those who don't know it, I'm a teetotatlaaaaaaaaaaer, man can't type while drunk....... But tonight I'm celebrating my un ETS date. It's like an unbirthday, only today instead of it being not my birthday, it's the day that I don't get out of the army.....thank you stoploss. Well, it would have been nice, but I think last drunk 6 ago ye