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Reply to Ignorant Americans or Lonely Europeans? in International JoeUser Forums

Nicely done, Messy.

Reply to New Study: Cell Phones Damage DNA in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Wow, I just tried that cellphone to chest thing. It really worked; my test subjects were greatly weakened.

Reply to People say games encourage killing... in Console Games JoeUser Forums

I have to agree with you, Zoo. If I am really mad, instead of kicking my dog I blow up some polygons in a video game. It actually stops violence.

Reply to Byeeeee in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

You're not stupid, *grins*. I'm not entirely sure myself, but I had a feeling it was her marriage too. Texas, if it's alright with you, do you mind clearing this up for us?

Reply to Byeeeee in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Merry Christmas, and good luck in Texas.

Reply to Stop It!!! in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Tonight, that is. I don't think you can trick them into heading to bed when it is only, what, 5:40 there?

Reply to Stop It!!! in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I suggest this: set all the clocks in the house ahead an hour, then fool the kids into thinking it is bedtime--a full 60 minutes early!

Reply to Stop It!!! in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Why don't you just lock them in a small closet, and neglect to feed them until they promise they'll be better? Oh, that's illegal...

Reply to Tired in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Don't be so upset Tex, just start doing the things you need to do. Once you get started, it is easy. I assure you. It is freezing here...all day you could see your breath, and my school's electricity went out twice! You're lucky you are not here. Hawaii...grr.

Reply to Kids Given More Rights Than Adults in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Knowing my own age, I should hope not! If I did, then maybe my mother would need to have done a bit more eavesdropping... Anyway, I do not see the need for each and every child's casual conversation with a friend would need to be monitored.

Reply to Kids Given More Rights Than Adults in Current Events JoeUser Forums

While I do not favor this ruling, do parents really need to listen to their children's own private conversations to be good mothers and fathers?

Reply to If I Can't Blog Something Nice . . . in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Tex, you don't have to put a smile on people's faces to write a blog. Write what you want to, not what you think some people on JU will want to hear.

Reply to The Ents of Europe in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Very good article, I enjoyed it. The Ents and the Europeans are startlingly similar.

Reply to Faith in God in Religion JoeUser Forums

Yes, Draginol, I face the same thing you do. I want to believe in Christianity, I really do. But when I look hard at it, I see I lack the faith. believing that the universe was created 6 seconds ago by 3 green fairies who gave us all these memories. Don't mock my true religion! <img src="../ima

Reply to What You Need to Know in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Welcome back Tex, we really missed you. You did worry us all, but there is no need for an apology. I'm just glad to hear you're doing better. And I have to agree with Manopeace, without Dharma or people like her we might have been holding a candlelight vigil for you...

Reply to Raining in New York in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Same here. I was so lucky, I got to wait at my bus stop for an extra 25 minutes out in the cold, cold rain! The one day the bus driver had to be late...

Reply to Day Six Teaching Middle School Math in Misc JoeUser Forums

Definitely. Those kids need as much help as they can get; he's just making things worse.

Reply to spoof on morality in Humor JoeUser Forums

Interesting...

Reply to Calm Today in Misc JoeUser Forums

Texas, just to know you're feeling OK is such an improvement. I was really getting worried about you, seeing what your past few articles were about. I hope this OK'ness lasts, and turns into something better. Feel better, Texas.

Reply to What I Need in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I too hope that all your problems end, so we can stop hearing you complain about them. You used to be the best, now you've sunken to such a level of despondency and self-hatred that your articles are no longer worth reading. That's as mean as I can bring myself to be, hope it helps.

Reply to Day Five Teaching Middle School Math in Misc JoeUser Forums

Are you trying to tell me that teachers are not people who can do no wrong?! Next you'll tell me they make mistakes...

Reply to Great green gobs of snot! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Maybe you can go in the streets and sell it as a 'delicacy.'

Reply to ... in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

It's okay, Tex. You'll be able to make it through this.

Reply to It's a drought, but it flooded in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Well, at least work's not boring!

Reply to Day Four Teaching Middle School Math in Misc JoeUser Forums

Maybe you should make an example to the kids by making him do some triginometry and advanced algebra by "thinking aloud."