LeapingLizard

LeapingLizard

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Reply to my polka-dotted clitoris in Humor JoeUser Forums

Manopeace when i saw that title I thought Manya snuck back in lol Hehe...me too. From my sex ed days, I remember the teacher putting a tampon in a glass of water and it expanded so fast and got so big I was mortified. I thought, there's no way I'm ever sticking one of those in me, envisioing th

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Reply to Show Your Boobs! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Party at my house tonite, No Clothes Rule. See you there, and see you bare. I think rat was mostly joking...Are the members of PPBF (People for Public Breast Feeding) invited? Is this a public event?? Tast <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Body-Quote-Tabl

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Reply to I Want Your Story! Best/Worst Practical Jokes Ever Played in Misc JoeUser Forums

Simple as it is, this goes down as the two best practical jokes ever. My man (O) was getting the mail in the basement when we used to live on the second floor. So, he was gone a while. Meanwhile, out neighbors from the third floor has stopped by. When I told them that O was getting the mail, the went into the hall closet to hide, just hushing me. O came back from getting the mail, and I just continued cooking and made small talk. After about 10mi

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Reply to "friday five" ... you should see me when you're not looking in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

1/ What would you do if you were completely alone in the world for an hour ? (ie: no other living things present) Freak out, most likely. Cry... 2/ What would you do tomorrow if money was no object ? World travel. 3/ What is your current favourite thing to do when you have some time to yourself ? Drink wine in the bathtub with bubbles. 4/ What do you do in private that would surprise those

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Reply to I'm Pro-Bare Breasts in Public in Misc JoeUser Forums

I support the right for women to breast-feed in public... especially if I'm the one being fed. Messy...you're nasty! Have you ever tasted breast milk? Yuck..! Elf (did

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Reply to I'm Pro-Bare Breasts in Public in Misc JoeUser Forums

Breastfeeding my youngest child for a full year (and then some) is one of the accomplishments in my life that I am the most proud of. This is much healthier. The longer the better, when considering the health of the baby. Some cultures nurse thier babies until they won't take it anymore... ll

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Reply to I'm Pro-Bare Breasts in Public in Misc JoeUser Forums

Taken from a previous TW article (link provided above! Hope I'm not crossing a line here TW!) "Guys (and girls) . . . yes, breasts are fun to play with. But they don't exist entirely to entertain and excite you. They have a higher calling." ................Texas Wahine................. You nailed it! Wanna join PPBF? Raven

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Reply to My girl in Humor JoeUser Forums

Wow, she sounds gorgeous. What a long neck. Be careful when you're screwing her not to hurt her. Her friends will surely notice any cuts or scratches. Major fingerings work best on ladies like this, so avoid those minor chords if possible. Try not to string her along too long either. It's not good for her neck. hehe ll

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I'm Pro-Bare Breasts in Public in Misc JoeUser Forums

I think I need your opinions, Joe Users. Breast feeding in public. I don't get the hype. Breasts serve many functions, one of which is nursing a human baby. When nursing, breasts are being used non-sexually. So, why are so many people against nursing in public. I was discussing breast feeding with a group of my friends. The two women said they would nev

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Reply to Cat with an attitude in Humor JoeUser Forums

Ha...looks like my cat. Sassy with an attitude. Maybe he'd want to be part of reddirty's political campaign. Link It's quite brilliant. "Cat has message for reddirty's opponents" ll

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Reply to A Forum Game--"Think of a Lyric" in Misc JoeUser Forums

Your daddy he's an outlaw And a wanderer by trade He'll teach you how to pick and choose And how to throw the blade. He oversees his kingdom So no stranger does intrude His voice it trembles as he calls out For another plate of food. One more cup of coffee: Bob Dylan

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