Here's mine: "Human beings are remarkable for their ability to learn from their mistakes. They are even more remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. " -Douglas Adams
I was at work the other night. When I am at work, I find it necessary to ask people whether or not they have a pink coupon in their posession. When I do this, I say the following sentence: "Do you have the pink coupon with you?" Last night, this was the response I received: "This blue one?" THE BLUE ONE?!? ARE YOU
youre pretty scary. but hella funny Thank you. I think. Yes. Thank you. I agree with you that searching individuals in an airport is as ridiculous as the government kee
While it is working quite well for the Christian religion, the following Linkreveals the Islamic religion is getting a free pass. Doesn’t there seem to be a double standard? I wouldn't say that. Your link cites an isolated incident where one school made an asinine decision. They deserved to get sued, a
Interesting thoughts, and ones that have been expressed for a long time, but which continue to be entirely wrong. To respond to your questions: 1) The ACLU really is the American Civil Liberties Union (if you want a group concerned with only protecting a specific group's rights, try the ACLJ, which only bothers itself with Christians) 2) I don't know, and I bet the ACLU doesn't either, since it doesn't. 3) You have missed the mark.<
We don't search or monitor every caucasion student... but you better believe I monitor the ones I think could be capable of such violence. That's the thing, though. They could all be capable of such violence. I wrote some stuff during high school that would have gotten me sent to counselor's offices ha
many are down with Kingbee's disease Certainly you don't accuse me of this...
Interesting idea, but I'm seeing one glaring flaw: Muslim and Christian are religions, not races. True enough. I guess we will just have to assume anyone who looks like a Muslim (any dark skinned individual, or anyone in middle Eastern clothes, or with prominent facial hair, or a turban, you get the ide
In a brief attempt to make this world better, I would like to suggest some reforms. Any and all Muslim individuals who wish to fly anywhere will have to thoroughly searched before boarding a plane. I'm sorry if this seems racist or intolerant, but let's face it, they are the ones who blow up airplanes. I mean, forget the fact that it is the small minority of
So it's Christmas 2004, a time to give, a time to rejoice, a time to take no prisoners. I enter the mall and am immediately surrounded by a throng of tiny human beings, running erratically and waving green bags while larger human beings chase after them yelling "Billy don't break grandma's blender." I do not know the woman, but already, I feel sorry for grand
Hey, I did not say you were a kook theorist. You can call yourself whatever you want. You hide behind clever wording like Bush hides behind "false intelligence." Trust me, I do not think right wing lunacy is disagreement with my viewpoint, its when an argument stops making credible points and
I still do not see why you think the japanese high command would plant false information AFTER they lost. You really have to be a kook theorist to even imagine such rot. You try to be civilized for so long, but eventually your true nature comes out, doesn't it? I really wish you would stop with your wh
You are right., ALl the official documents were probably just lies made up to make us beleive if we had not fought back against Japan, we would have been left alone. So that after we beat them into submission, then we could say "oh, sorry, we will give it all back to you". I'm saying that if one our t
He was presented with an opportunity and he did not shirk it the way others have. And Bush didn't have an opportunity, so he made one. Wait, scratch that. He had an opportunity, didn't like it, and made up one that he did.
Will Farrell was definitely the glue that kept it together. Ever since he left, they've began to slip into mediocrity...so we wait for another cycle. Will Ferrell is utterly talentless, as was Chris Kattan. Their years were held together by Tim Meadows and Darryl Hammond, and kind of Horatio Sanz, but h
You can say I am wrong, but that would just make you wrong. I'm just trying to clear up whatever you were trying to say before about not knowing anything of what you said so not being wrong or whatever. And you don't know their intentions any more than I know Bush's.
Midway is not mainland USA, nor are the aleutions. And neither are close enough to the US for bombing. Both were attacked with hopes of setting up air bases to restrict shipping (SE assia in one case, and Russia in the other).And if we had said we would not strike back, Japan would have never had anyreason to attack them. You
I don't know what planet you occupy, but if McLard is renting space in MY building, I get to decide whether or not they stay there. I assume you mean "I" in the sense of hospital as an institution, not the one heart specialist who seems to have a problem with this. I did not say that they are
That is your Karnac again,as you simply dont know, but must presume to know. Like I said, read the reports from 1946, and then tell me this in another 30 years. WWII was unnessary as well since we were not directly threatened. We could have let Europe go to the Nazis, and ceded the western pacific to the japanese. Why should
McDonald's saying they now offer healthy choices is like saying that water now comes in dry. That being said, the clinic has absolutely no right telling people what they can and cannot eat. They can suggest, they can encourage, they can strongly speak out against...but under no circumstance can they force me to not eat somewhere. I read a similar article in which employees of this clinic said that, although McDonald's is not the healt
Oh another thing. The topic at hand is George Bush being remembered as a great president. There are arguments for and there are arguments against. Flinging oneself blindly into an unnecessary war that one's resources are not prepared to handle is an argument against. Perhaps you misread the definition of relevant.
Your sarcasm is duly noted, and forgotten as it is irrelevant to the topic at hand. Not forgotten enough to be ignored apparantly. One does not have to be Karnac to know that when Bobby punches you, you don't hit Billy back for it.
But they do handle great domsestic or international issues with the right solution at the right time. Yes, thank God the problem of not being attacked by Iraq was handled so correctly. I mean, not only do we not capture the guy that took down our towers, we send troops to not capture him with insufficie
Perhaps he can drop 100 and some odd pounds of Rumsfeld while he's at it.
Depends on how many times you have to be woken up by poking...or if, more than 4 times a week, you open your eyes and the first thing you see are drapes...
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