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Reply to What's that you say? in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

uh oh. I'll keep my fingers crossed.

Reply to What's that you say? in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Old fogies only? I don't think so. I have hearing loss due to severe ear infections as a child. The finally put tubes in my ears. Apparently, I used to hold on to my dad's pants leg and walk behind him while he tilled the garden. I loved the dirt between my toes. After the tubes, and my returned hearing, I followed dad, he started up the tiller, and I shrieked and ran into the house. I had never heard the tiller before. Now, I can't differentia

Reply to Why do Joeuser Liberals resort to name calling.? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Why do most conservatives argue a word choice, grammar or spelling when I argue with them? I have yet to have a discussion on here where the smallest most insignificant thing was pounced upon and the entire point of the post was ignored. Or the post was ignored all together to bash a personality. So, rubber and glue arguments reign supreme on JU... on BOTH sides.

Reply to Star Wars review, Mark Hammil, we need you now...... in Humor JoeUser Forums

No Jar Jar lines? Maybe there is some good left in Lucas after all...

Reply to What Buffyverse Character Are You? in Misc JoeUser Forums

You scored as Willow. Willow. Smart. Resourceful. Understanding. Full of Self-Doubt. Shy. Unstable. Your live has mostly been about relying on your smarts. You parents mostly ignored you, so you had to learn to be resourceful. Magic came along as a boundless frontier that had a unique set of chalanges and rewards. The mystical is one of most compelling things for you. Only love can surmount that. You emotions are a whirlwind of either streng

Reply to Funny Things to do in Lord of the Rings in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Oh my! That was the best link EVER!!! Thank you for sharing that. Yeah, I tried a few of these in RotK... Numbers 1,2,11, and 21. Others I have done during extend-a-thons just for the Hell of it, and to piss my friends off/make them laugh so hard they piss themselves. The drinking game could be fun, but sip, don't shoot or you'll never make it.

Funny Things to do in Lord of the Rings in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I know it isn't playing in theaters anymore, but you can still do most of these while watching the movies with someone who is obsessed with LotR... like during a LotR Extend-a-thon... not that I've ever had one of those... ;) *hurries on before anyone realizes I'm lying* 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the

Reply to WTF, Star Wars? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I think what's being said is if you don't expect little kids to be able to watch the movie, then you shouldn't advertise to them. Kinda like cigs, they can't smoke 'em, so why aim comercials at them?

Reply to Conversations of a fast food employee in Humor JoeUser Forums

I'm glad you cleared up that you wrote it in high school as I was starting to get confused about your age! hehehe... I promise I'm 21 now, but I thought I'd leave the 16-year-old part since it would be true to the story. I think everyone should have to do a stint in fast food. Then people wou

Reply to Conversations of a fast food employee in Humor JoeUser Forums

I'm glad I could bring a few grins today then. I had forgotten about cinco de mayo. funny, it was 05/05/05.

Reply to Gideon's Points Whore-a-Thon! in Humor JoeUser Forums

You're only a whore if you get paid... so either you are really just a points slut, or there's money coming from somewhere unaccounted for. Unless, in blogging terms, points are a form of payment, thus making you a whore again. There are a lot of Lord of the Rings references in Led Zeppelin music... did you know? Maybe I should write music with Harry Potter references in it... could be fun. mybrainisfryinginmyskull

Reply to I declare this Eeeevil. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Again, acccckkkk.....no, MY self mockery hurting you. SHE = one suffering. and then only in jest. Haha... sorry. Finals have fried my brain. I'm not suffering. I openly admit that I am evil. <img src="http://image

Reply to Adam & Steve in Current Events JoeUser Forums

ROFL "Bad Pun" is an oxymoron!! Don't you mean a redundancy? Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department.

Reply to Kill Harry! -- When Tarantino met Rowling. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hey! This is great... if slightly sick.

Reply to Conversations of a fast food employee in Humor JoeUser Forums

? I never worry about spelling. If I really cared, I would have typed it in Word first... But thanks for the compliments though I feel they are unwarented. Just some trash from five years ago.

Reply to Conversations of a fast food employee in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hahaha! This was featured?!? How funny. I actually wrote this as a paper in high school. Every other line was actual dialogue and in between were the thoughts. I just felt random and thought I would put it on here.

Reply to WTF, Star Wars? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

At least "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" comes out in July and "Goblet of Fire" comes out in November. Otherwise I might have to conclude that fantasy is dead. This from the guy who didn't like Harry Potter at first... hahaha <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF39

Reply to I declare this Eeeevil. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Acckkkkk!!!! Self mockery gone astray only harms the ones who blog.......sigh. I'm sorry if I hurt anyone... except I am evil and feel no pity.

Reply to Are you pretending to be someone you're not?? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Ok, I'll admit it. I'm not really an Elf. There, I said it. I feel so much better now.

Conversations of a fast food employee in Humor JoeUser Forums

"Thank you for choosig T*** B***. May I take your order?" I ask, pressing the button labeled 'A' to talk to the customer outside. "I'd like a mucho grande nacho with a large Pepsi, four soft-taco supremes, one beef enchirito, and four chalupas." I listen closely, pushing the buttons on the screen in front of me as fast as the person speaks. 'Do

Reply to Star Wars - The Geeks' Duty in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

You just described exactly why I am going to see this movie... because I have to.

Reply to I go to work in the morning so I don't go to jail....... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Jail is bad. Not that I've been, but I've seen the movies. Sounds like you need a "Get out of the Army free" card.

Reply to I Just got a call, women got to love em in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I couldn't get my car to start or the wheel to turn. I had no idea what was wrong with my car. Did I call my bf? Nope, he knows less about cars than I do. I called my daddy. I didn't know steering wheels locked up. I didn't see it as my fault, but he laughed at me anyway.

Reply to I declare this Eeeevil. in Humor JoeUser Forums

35. Bumping in the comments, in order to points whore...........(whistles quietly, and walks away..............) Well, I always knew I was evil... you didn't have to post about it though.

Reply to What Defines Being in Love? in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Love is liking someone not for their qualities, but despite their faults. Or as my friend once told me during some relationship drama where I kept saying "I want to run away. I need to run away." (I 'run away' a lot for fun or from stress) and she said, "Jess, you'll know it's right when you find someone you want to run away with and not from." Pretty dang